Mistress of the Obvious appears in the following leaderboards:

• angel-food cake
• Aye Aye
• Aye Aye, Captain
• babycakes
• badass pie
• bark rootbeer
• Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler
• beautiful soup
• Beefy Crunch Pastaco
• beery blood
• bell-shaped Crimbo cookie
• birthday party jellybean cheesecake
• bishop cookie
• Black Hole
• Blood Light
• blood-red mushroom wine
• blue velvet cake
• bone aperitif
• bone meal
• Bone's Farm "wine"
• bottle of Bloodweiser
• bottle of drinkin' gas
• bottle of Greedy Dog
• bottle of Lambada Lambic
• bottle of Old Pugilist
• bottle of Ooze-O
• bottle of peppermint schnapps
• bottle of Professor Beer
• bottle of Race Car Red
• bottle of Rapier Witbier
• bottle of single-barrel whiskey
• bowl of mummy guts
• Bowl of Scorpions
• bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
• Brain Food Pastaco
• bread line
• breaded beer
• breakfast miracle
• brocolate brogurt
• Bustle Hustler
• Buttery Knob
• buzzing mushroom wine
• Caipiranha
• can of Adultwitch™
• can of franks 'n' beans
• Candicaine
• candied pecan
• Candy Alexander
• candy carrot
• candy carrot cake
• candy kneecapping stick
• candy mountain oyster
• carrot cake
• carrot claret
• Cement Mixer
• Chakra Libre
• cheap Chinese beer
• chocolate Ogre Chieftain
• chocotini
• Churchill
• Cinco Mayo Lager
• cinnamon cannoli
• congratulatory cake
• Cool Brunch Pastaco
• cool cat claw
• cool jelly donut
• cranberry schnapps
• Crepes a la Lune
• CRIMBCOIDS mints
• Crimbo salad
• Dark & Starry
• decanter of fine Scotch
• delicious star salad
• denastified haunch
• devil's-food cake
• deviled egg
• dew yoana salacious lei
• discocktail
• Doublepunchplanter
• Drac & Tan
• Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
• Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
• Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
• Dreadsylvanian grimlet
• Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
• Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
• Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
• Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
• Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
• Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
• dream of a dog
• drive-by shooting
• Drunken Astrophysicist
• Drunken Neurologist
• Drunken Philosopher
• Earth and Firewater
• Earth, Wind and Firewater
• Ecto-Cooler
• eldritch distillate
• eldritch extract
• eldritch mushroom
• Eldritch snap
• En Una Fila Tequila
• Energy Buzz Pastaco
• Event Horizon
• evil roll in the hay
• executive mime flask
• expensive champagne
• expired bottle of peppermint schnapps
• Extra-slimy Slimosa
• fancy canapés
• FantasyRealm mead
• Fauna Libre
• Feliz Navidad
• filet of The Fish
• fireman's lunch
• Firewater
• Flamin' Whatshisname
• flat cider
• Flying Caipiranha
• forbidden danish
• forbidden sausage
• French bronilla brogurt
• fudge bunny
• Fuzzy Tentacle
• ghost beer
• ghostly ectoplasm
• giant glass of brandy
• giant green gummi bear
• giant yellow gummi bear
• ginger beer
• gingerbread mutant bugbear
• gingerbread robot
• glass of bourbon
• Golden Mean
• government cheese
• Grasshopper
• Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)
• great old fashioned
• Great Old Fashioned
• Great Older Fashioned
• green eggnog
• green hamhock
• Green Muslin
• Green Velvet
• green-iced sweet roll
• grilled cheese sandwich
• heart-shaped candy whetstone
• Herring Daiquiri
• Herring Wallbanger
• Herringtini
• Highest Bitter
• Humanitini
• humble pie
• Hundred Headed IPA
• ice cream sandwich
• iceberg lettuce
• idiot brain
• immaculate ice cream sandwich
• initiative shawarma
• Jack-O-Lantern beer
• Jackhammer
• java cookie
• jive turkey leg
• knight cookie
• Kudzu salad
• large tankard of ale
• leftover canapés
• Lemonade-235
• licorice garrote
• literal grasshopper
• loaf of alien bread
• Lobster qua Grill
• Locust
• Lollipop Drop
• London frog
• Ludovico Pastaco
• Lumineux Limnio
• magnum of fancy champagne
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• marshmallow flambé
• Medical Pastaco
• mentholated wine
• mid-level medieval mead
• mini-martini
• missing wine
• Mohobo
• Moonshine Mohobo
• Moonthril Schnapps
• More Humanitini than Humanitini
• morning dew
• Morto Moreto
• mourning wine
• mulberry
• mulled berry wine
• nachos of the night
• natto pocky
• natto-infused sake
• neg grog
• nothingtini
• nut-shaped Crimbo cookie
• Oh, the Humanitini
• overpowering mushroom wine
• pawn cookie
• pecan pie
• petit 4.1
• petit fortran
• Phil Collins
• phish stick
• Phlegethon
• pie man was not meant to eat
• piscatini
• Plague of Locusts
• plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
• plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans
• plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• plumber's lunch
• poisonous caviar
• popcorn
• primitive alien booze
• pumpkin pie
• Punchplanter
• radio button candy
• raw cranberry sauce
• raw gravy
• raw mincemeat
• raw stuffing
• raw sweet potato
• raw turkey
• red ale
• Red Dwarf
• ridiculous cocktail
• ridiculous sandwich
• rocket fuel
• rook cookie
• Saison du Lune
• Sazerorc
• Sazuruk-hai
• sea lychee
• sea radish
• sea tangelo
• sea truffle
• seared dino steak
• shadowy cat claw
• Siberian sunrise
• Silver Bullet beer
• single entendre
• skull-shaped Crimboween cookie
• Slimosa
• Slippery Knob
• smelted roe
• snakebite
• Sogg-Os
• soy cordial
• space port
• Spaghetti with Moonballs
• Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
• spiritual candy cane
• spiritual eggnog
• spiritual fruitcake
• spiritual gingerbread
• square CRIMBCOOKIE
• standard-issue cupcake
• stealth bomber
• stinkwater
• Suppurating Sinner
• swirling mushroom wine
• Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
• tempura cucumber
• tempura radish
• The Cooler Out of Space
• The Mad Liquor
• Third Base
• Thriller Ice
• tin rations
• toast with cold jelly
• toast with hot jelly
• toast with sleaze jelly
• tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie
• toxo
• traffic jam toast
• Transylvania Sling
• tree-shaped Crimbo cookie
• unappetizing mayolus
• unfinished fruitcake
• unfortunate dumplings
• unidentifiable dried fruit
• uninteresting mayolus
• unnamed cocktail
• unquiet spirits
• very fancy whiskey
• vodka stinger
• walrus ice cream
• warbear blizzard mead
• warbear feasting mead
• warbear gyro
• wasabi pocky
• wasabi-infused sake
• water log
• whiskey squeeze
• white wine
• white-label gin
• witch's bread
• wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie
• yellow matter custard