whizdad appears in the following leaderboards:

• "KICK ME" sign
• Überraschthexengebräu
• 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign
• 334 scroll
• 37x37x37 puzzle cube
• 8-billed baseball cap
• A Light that Never Goes Out
• a little sump'm sump'm
• A muse-bouche
• abstraction: certainty
• abstraction: motion
• abstraction: perception
• abstraction: purpose
• abstraction: sensation
• acceptable bagel
• actual reality goggles
• adder
• Afternoon Delight
• Agent Corrigan's cigarette
• Agent Mauve
• Aggressive Carrot
• Agitated Turkey
• agua de vida
• airborne mutagen
• Alewife™ Ale
• Alice's Army Foil Bowman
• alien animal goo
• alien autoautopsy kit
• alien hologram projector
• alien plant goo
• alien plant pod
• almost-dead walkie-talkie
• amber aviator shades
• amok pudding
• amok putter
• ancient calendar
• ancient cursed foot locker
• ancient medicinal herbs
• ancient poisoned dart
• Ancient Protector Soda
• anemone nematocyst
• anemone sauce
• Angry Farmer's Wife Candy
• angry inch
• anise-flavored venom
• antique tacklebox
• arm buzzer
• arrowgram
• artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice
• artisanal limoncello
• Artist's Butterknife of Regret
• Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness
• Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
• Artist's Spatula of Despair
• Artist's Whisk of Misery
• asbestos ore
• asbestos sword hilt
• asbestos thermos
• ASCII fu manchu
• ASCII shirt
• Asleep in the Cemetery
• asparagus lo mein
• asparagus stir-fry
• assassin's cheese knife
• Atomic Comic
• Aye Aye, Captain
• baby oil shooter
• backwoods screwdriver
• baconstone-handled sixgun
• badass pie
• bag of GORP
• bag of many confections
• bag of pygmy blood
• bag of QWOP
• bag of W&Ws
• bakelite-covered bacon
• ballroom blintz
• baloney rotgut
• balsa plank
• banana daiquiri
• banana milkshake
• banana peel
• banana smoothie
• Bangyomaman battle juice
• banjo strings
• barbed-wire fence
• barnacled barrel
• Barulio's bottle
• basaltamander tongue
• Bash-Ōs cereal
• basic martini
• bat wing
• bat wing chow mein
• bat wing stir-fry
• batarang
• battered old top-hat
• bauxite beret
• bazookafish bubble gum
• Beach Buck
• beanbag chair
• bear claw
• beard incense
• beaver spear
• bed of coals
• beefy fish meat
• beer basted brat
• beer goggles
• beertini
• beery blood
• begpwnia
• bent scrap metal
• berries of suffering
• BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt
• Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook
• big bundle of chamoix
• big dribbly candle
• Big Punk
• bird rib
• birdbone corset
• Bit O' Quail Spleen
• bit-o-cactus
• BitterSweetTarts
• black blade
• Black Body™ spray
• black candy heart
• black eye shadow
• black eyedrops
• black forest ham
• black friar's tonsure
• black gold
• black greaves
• black helmet
• black magic powder
• black mana
• black paisley oyster egg
• black picnic basket
• black pixel
• black polka-dot oyster egg
• black sheepskin diploma
• black shield
• black spot
• black tear
• blackberry polite
• blank diary
• blank prescription sheet
• blended frozen swill
• blob of acid
• blob of Alphredo™
• blob of wood glue
• blood of the Wereseal
• blood sausage
• bloody mary
• blowdart
• blue lava globs
• blue pixel potion
• blue plasma ball
• blue potion
• blue snowcone
• boilermaker
• boiling broth
• boiling seal blood
• Boletus Broletus mushroom
• bone bandoneon
• bone bons
• bone flute
• boring spaghetti
• Boris's ring
• bottle of alcohol
• bottle of anís
• bottle of antifreeze
• bottle of Calcutta Emerald
• bottle of clam juice
• bottle of cooking sherry
• bottle of Definit
• bottle of Domesticated Turkey
• bottle of drinkin' gas
• bottle of Evermore
• bottle of fruity "wine"
• bottle of gin
• bottle of gregnadigne
• bottle of Jorge Sinsonte
• bottle of Lieutenant Freeman
• bottle of limeade
• bottle of Old Pugilist
• bottle of Ooze-O
• bottle of Pete's Sake
• bottle of Pinot Renoir
• bottle of pirate juice
• bottle of popskull
• bottle of Race Car Red
• bottle of Red-Out
• bottle of rhinoceros hormones
• bottle of rum
• bottle of sake
• bottle of sewage schnapps
• bottle of whiskey
• bottled swamp gas
• bowl of cottage cheese
• bowl of fishysoisse
• bowl of marinade
• bowl of mummy guts
• bowl of rye sprouts
• bowl of topioca
• Bowlet
• box
• box of Dweebs
• box of Pokëmann band-aids
• boxed champagne
• boxed wine
• boxing glove on a spring
• Bram's choker
• brand new key
• brass abacus
• brass bung spigot
• brass dorsal fin
• breadchucks
• breadwand
• breath mint
• BRICKO gargantuchicken
• BRICKO ooze
• BRICKO python
• BRICKO vacuum cleaner
• Brogre bucket hat
• broken BRICKO brick
• broken clock
• broken El Vibrato drone
• broken glass grenade
• broken high-temperature mining drill
• bronze
• bronzed locust
• BROS Energy Drink
• brown paper bag mask
• brown paper pants
• brown pixel
• brown sugar cane
• Bruno's blessing of Mars
• bubble bauble bow
• bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
• bubblegum heart
• bubblin' crude
• bubbling tempura batter
• bucket of fish juice
• buckler buckle
• bug paste
• Bugbearclaw Donut
• bull blubber
• bullet-proof corduroys
• buoybottoms
• burnt flower
• Burt's blessing of Bacchus
• buzzard feather
• C.H.U.M. chum
• C.H.U.M. knife
• C.H.U.M. lantern
• cactus fruit
• calavera concertina
• Camp Scout pup tent
• can of cherry-flavored sterno
• can of sardines
• can of sterno
• can of Swiller
• can of the cheapest beer
• can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce
• can-you-dig-it?
• candied bolts
• candied pecan
• candied yams
• candy cane
• candy carrot
• candy carrot cake
• candy cigarette
• candy UFOs
• candycaine powder
• canteen of wine
• cap gun
• carbonated soy milk
• cardboard katana
• carob chunk noodles
• carrot cake
• carrot juice
• carrot nose
• carton of gaspers
• carton of rotten eggs
• carton of snake milk
• cast-iron legacy paddle
• catfish whiskers
• catgut taco
• catsup
• censored can label
• centipede eggs
• Charity's choker
• charming flute
• charpuce jub-jub bird
• cheer wine
• Chef Boy, R&D's business card
• chef's hat
• chef-in-the-box
• chef-skull-in-the-box
• cherry pie
• chicle de salchicha
• chisel
• chlorine crystal
• chlorophyll paste
• Choco-Mint patty
• chocolate cow bone
• chocolate rabbit's foot
• chocolate seal-clubbing club
• chocolate turtle totem
• chocotini
• Chori Zo trading card
• chorizo brownies
• chunk of hot iron
• cinnamon troll doll
• Citrus Crush wine cooler
• citrus-infused sake
• Clara's bell
• Claybender glasses
• clockwork claws
• clockwork pants
• clockwork sphere
• clockwork trench coat
• clove-flavored lip balm
• clutch of dodecapede eggs
• coal dust
• coal shovel
• coal snakeskin
• Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
• cocktail mushroom
• cocktail onion
• coconut shell
• cod cape
• coffin lid
• Coinspiracy
• cold and sour sauce
• cold cluster
• cold clusterbomb
• cold hi mein
• cold jelly
• cold mashed potatoes
• cold ninja mask
• cold seal sweat
• cold water bottle
• collapsible baton
• Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce
• colorful toad
• comb jelly
• comfy coffin
• communal gobstopper
• complicated lock impression
• compounded experience
• concentrated garbage juice
• concoction of clumsiness
• confiscated cell phone
• confusing LED clock
• conjured ice cream
• contract enforcement stick
• cookie cookie
• cool cat claw
• cool iron ingot
• cool mushroom
• cool mushroom casserole
• cool spore pod
• cooling iron breastplate
• cooling iron greaves
• cordial of concentration
• Cornbeefadon
• corncob pipe
• cornuthaum
• Corpse Island iced tea
• corpse on the beach
• corpsetini
• correction fluid
• corrupted bird DNA
• cosmetic football
• cosmic paste
• cotton candy bale
• cotton candy plug
• counterfeit city
• cow poker
• cranberry cordial
• cranberry cylinder
• crappy camera
• crappy waiter disguise
• crate of fish meat
• crayon shavings
• cream of pointy mushroom soup
• creepy voice box
• creepy voodoo doll
• Crimbo peppermint bark
• Crimbo salad
• crown-shaped beanie
• crude crudités
• crudles
• crumpled felt fedora
• crystalline seal eye
• CSA all-purpose soap
• CSA bravery badge
• CSA discount card
• CSA obedience grenade
• CSA scoutmaster's "water"
• cube of billiard chalk
• cubic zirconia
• cuddly teddy bear
• cup of infinite pencils
• cuppa Boo tea
• cuppa Vitali tea
• cursed bottle of black-label rum
• cursed dirty joke scroll
• cursed ring finger ring
• cursed voodoo skull
• custard pie
• cute bow from beyond the stars
• cyber-mattock
• cyclops eyedrops
• cymbal syrup
• D roll
• dance card
• dancing fan
• dead guy's memento
• dead meat bun
• deadly lampshade
• decanter of fine Scotch
• decaying goldfish liver
• deck of lewd playing cards
• decomposed boot
• delicious candy
• delicious comfit?
• delicious spicy noodles
• delicious swamp muck
• deluxe Neverending Party favor
• demon makeup kit
• demonic paste
• denim jacket
• Dennis's blessing of Minerva
• dense meat staff
• dented spoon
• desiccated apricot
• desktop zen garden
• detective skull
• devil hair pasta
• devilish folio
• dew yoana lei
• diamond necklace
• diamond-studded cane
• digital underground potion
• dilapidated wizard hat
• dingy planks
• dinner roll
• Dinsey tattoo kit
• Dinsey Whinskey
• dirty rigging rope
• disassembled clover
• disco biscuit
• disco horoscope (Leo)
• disco horoscope (Libra)
• disco horoscope (Pisces)
• disco horoscope (Virgo)
• disembodied brain
• disposable instant camera
• disposable lighter
• Divine
• divine blowout
• divine can of silly string
• Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment
• Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm
• doll-eye amulet
• dolphin whistle
• Doublepunchplanter
• Drac & Tan
• dragonfish caviar
• dread tarragon
• dreadful fedora
• dreadlock whip
• Dreadsylvanian Almanac page
• Dreadsylvanian grimlet
• Dreadsylvanian seed pod
• Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
• Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• drinks tray
• drone self-destruct chip
• droopy doll eye
• drum machine
• drum of tommy ammo
• Drunk Uncles holo-record
• dry cleaning receipt
• dry noodles
• ducha de oro
• dull fish scale
• Duskwalker syringe
• dusty animal jawbone
• dusty barrel
• eagle feather
• eagle's milk
• ear poison
• Earth, Wind and Firewater
• Eau de Guaneau
• eau de mort
• ectoplasmic orbs
• ectoplasmic paste
• edible alien plant bit
• eel battery
• eel skin
• eelskin hat
• eelskin shield
• Effermint™ tablets
• effervescent potion
• eggbeater
• El Sombrero De Lopez
• El Vibrato power sphere
• El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)
• El Vibrato restraints
• eldritch extract
• Eldritch snap
• electric copperhead potion
• electric Kool-Aid
• elemental paste
• elephant stinger
• elf army field rations
• elven magi-pack
• elven medi-pack
• elven squeeze
• Elvish delight
• embezzler's oil
• EMD holo-record
• enchanted bean burrito
• enchanted fire extinguisher
• enchanted handwarmer
• enchanted muesli
• Enchanted Plunger
• energy drink IV
• ennui-flavored potato chips
• especially salty dog
• excitement pill
• expensive cigar
• experimental serum G-9
• exploding gum
• extra-flat panini
• extra-heavy BRICKO brick
• extra-potent gremlin mutagen
• Extra-slimy Slimosa
• extra-spicy bloody mary
• eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest
• eXtreme meat crossbow
• eXtreme meat sword
• extremely confusing manual
• extremely slippery nipple
• extremely wet T-shirt
• eyebrow lifter
• eyedrops of the ermine
• fabric hardener
• fake plastic grass
• fake washboard
• fancy blue potion
• fancy calligraphy pen
• fancy canapés
• fancy chocolate sculpture
• fancy schmancy cheese sauce
• Fantasma en la Máquina
• FantasyRealm guest pass
• FantasyRealm tattoo kit
• FDKOL fire hose
• Feliz Navidad
• Fettris
• fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
• fettucini Inconnu
• figurine of a charred seal
• figurine of a shadowy seal
• filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")
• filth-encrusted futon
• filthy armor
• fine aged cheddarwurst
• fire axe
• fire poi
• fireclutch
• fireman's lunch
• fireproof megaphone
• First Post shirt package
• fish bazooka
• fish juice box
• fish scimitar
• fish-liver oil
• fishbone facemask
• fishy fish casserole
• fishy fish lasagna
• fishy paste
• fishy wand
• fizzing spore pod
• fizzy potion
• flamin' bindle
• flaming mushroom
• flange
• flashy pirate dreadlocks
• flask flops
• flask of baconstone juice
• flask of hamethyst juice
• flat dough
• flavorless gruel
• fleetwood chain
• fleetwood mac 'n' cheese
• flimsy clipboard
• floral print shirt
• flower petal pie
• flowing hippy skirt
• flytrap bezoar
• foam dart
• folder (barbarian)
• folder (cyan)
• folder (Ex-Files)
• folder (green)
• folder (Knight Writer)
• folder (owl)
• folder (red)
• folder (sportsballs)
• folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
• folder (wizard)
• folder (yellow)
• foon
• foon of fearfulness
• foon of foulness
• foon of fulmination
• forbidden sausage
• forest spirit rattle
• frayed rope belt
• Freddie's blessing of Mercury
• freezin' bindle
• freshwater fishbone
• Friendly Turkey
• frightful feather
• frigid hankyū
• frigid mote
• Frigid Northern Beans
• frog lip-print
• Frogade
• frontwinder skin
• frost flower
• frozen banquet
• frozen feather
• frozen mushroom
• frozen nunchaku
• fruit bowl
• fruitfilm
• fry-oil-flavored Hob-O
• frying brainpan
• Fudge Fiber Armor Plating
• fudgecycle
• full lava bottle
• FunFunds™
• funky eyepatch
• funny bone
• fusillocybin
• future drug: Muscularactum
• Gaia beads
• gamer slurry
• ganger bandana
• garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O
• gator skin
• gazely stare
• Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire
• Gearhead Goo
• Gene Tonic: Dude
• Gene Tonic: Elf
• Gene Tonic: Fish
• Gene Tonic: Goblin
• Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
• Gene Tonic: Plant
• Gene Tonic: Weird
• generic healing potion
• generic mana potion
• generic restorative potion
• Gets-You-Drunk
• ghast iron codpiece
• ghost beer
• ghost cucumber
• Ghost Dog Chow
• ghost key
• ghost thread
• ghost toga
• ghostly dagger
• ghuol ears
• ghuol guolash
• giant cactus quill
• giant clay ashtray
• giant driftwood sculpture
• giant giant moth dust
• giant motorcycle boots
• giant moxie weed
• giant neckbeard
• giant yellow hat
• gibson
• gift card
• gift-a-pult
• gilded BRICKO chalice
• gilt perfume bottle
• gin and tonic
• Gin Mint
• gin-soaked blotter paper
• ginger snaps
• gingerbread dog treat
• gingerbread gavel
• gingerbread mask
• gingerbread mug
• gingerbread restraining order
• gingerbread smartphone
• gingerbread spice latte
• glark cable
• glass gnoll eye
• glass of goat's milk
• glass of warm milk
• glass of warm water
• glass pie plate
• glistening fish meat
• glistening oyster egg
• glob of green slime
• globe of Deep Sauce
• glowing esca
• glowing spore pod
• glowing syringe
• gnat lasagna
• gnatloaf casserole
• gnauga hide buckler
• gnawed-up dog bone
• gnocchetti di Nietzsche
• Gnollish Crossdress
• Gnollish pie server
• Gnollish slotted spoon
• Gnomish sagngria
• go-go potion
• goat cheese
• goat cheese pizza
• goatskin umbrella
• goblin hunting spear
• goblin paste
• gold nuggets
• good gravy
• GOTO
• government-issue identification badge
• Grateful Undead T-shirt
• gray bow tie
• grease trap
• greasy paste
• great old fashioned
• Great Older Fashioned
• Great Wolf's left paw
• Great Wolf's right paw
• Greek fire
• green bean casserole
• green cloth cap
• green drunki-bear
• green eggnog
• green mana
• green pixel potion
• green smoke bomb
• green snowcone
• Green Velvet
• green-iced sweet roll
• gremlin juice
• gremlin mutagen
• grey cube
• grim fairy tale
• grip key
• grisly shell fragment
• grog
• grogpagne
• groupie lipstick
• groupie spangles
• grungy bandana
• gun cleaning kit
• gunky chicken
• guy made of bee pollen
• gym shorts
• Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
• haggis socks
• hair of the fish
• half-empty carton of milk
• half-melted spoon
• half-orchid
• hamethyst
• hamlet sandwich
• hand of cards
• hand-carved bokken
• hand-carved staff
• handful of crafty noodles
• handful of Crotchety Pine needles
• handful of fire
• handful of Laughing Willow bark
• handful of numbers
• handful of nuts and berries
• handful of pine needles
• handful of sand
• handful of Smithereens
• handful of tips
• handyman "hand soap"
• hard spore pod
• hardboiled egg
• haunted battery
• haunted cherry pie
• haunted flame
• haunted paddle-ball
• hawk
• hawkface potion
• Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance
• Haymaker
• hazmat helmet
• headhunter necktie
• heart-shaped candy whetstone
• heat-resistant gloves
• heavy crown
• heavy duty umbrella
• heavy leather-bound tome
• heavy-duty clipboard
• hellion cube
• hellseal claw
• hellseal whisker
• henna face paint
• herbal stuffing
• hermit factoid
• Herringtini
• hi-octane carrot juice
• high-calorie sugar substitute
• high-pressure seltzer bottle
• high-temperature mining mask
• Himalayan Hidalgo sauce
• hippy medical kit
• hippy paste
• hoarded candy wad
• Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
• holistic headache remedy
• home robotics kit
• honey-dipped locust
• horizontal tango
• Hot 'n' Scarys
• hot clusterbomb
• hot daub
• hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa
• hot hi mein
• hot mint schnocolate
• hot wing
• hotel minibar key
• Hundred Headed IPA
• Hunger™ Sauce
• ice cream sandwich
• ice rice
• ice skate decoy
• ice skate doll
• ice wine
• icy hairspray
• icy katana hilt
• igloo pie
• illegal firecracker
• Illuminati earpiece
• imaginary lemon
• imitation crab crate
• imitation whetstone
• imitation White Russian
• imp air
• Imp Ale
• imp unity ring
• impure gasoline
• incredible pizza
• industrial frosting
• industrial strength anti-fungal spray
• industrial strength starch
• infernal fife
• infernal insoles
• infrablack lipstick
• ingot turtle
• ink bladder
• inky squid sauce
• Inner Truth
• Inner Wisdom
• innuendo
• insanely spicy bean burrito
• insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
• insulting hat
• interrogative elixir
• Interview With You (a Vampire)
• intricate clockwork birdhouse
• intricate clockwork cuckoo
• intricate clockwork numeral IV
• intricate clockwork numeral IX
• intricate clockwork numeral VIII
• intricate clockwork numeral X
• intricate music box parts
• iron torso box
• ironic battle spoon
• ironic jogging shorts
• ironic knit cap
• ironic mint
• ironic moustache
• irradiated pet snacks
• irradiated turtle
• irresistibility potion
• ivory cue ball
• jabanero pepper
• jagged scrap metal
• jam band
• jamfish jam
• janglin' bones
• jangly bracelet
• janitor's mop
• jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
• jar of fermented pickle juice
• jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)
• jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)
• jar of squeeze
• Jarlsberg's earring
• jaunty feather
• Jefferson wings
• jellyfish gel
• Jerks' Health™ Magazine
• jingling spore pod
• jug of baconstone juice
• jug of hamethyst juice
• jug of porquoise juice
• jumping bean burrito
• jumping horseradish
• jungle drum
• Jungle Juice
• juniper berries
• junk band
• kamicorpse-ee
• Kashmir sweater
• ketchup
• kick-ass kicks
• kill screen
• Kiss the Knob apron
• kiwi
• kiwi beak
• Knob Göblin lòve potion
• Knob Goblin eyedrops
• Knob Goblin firecracker
• Knob Goblin harem pants
• Knob Goblin lunchbox
• Knob Goblin Mutagen
• Knob Goblin perfume
• Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
• Knob Goblin sharpening spray
• Knob Goblin tongs
• Knob lo mein
• Knob pasty
• Knob sausage chow mein
• Knob stir-fry
• Knoll lo mein
• knuckle sandwich
• kobold kibble
• KoL Con 13 T-shirt
• kumquat
• La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez
• labrador cookie
• large cocoa eggshell fragment
• Lars the Cyberian
• lava cake
• lava-proof pants
• LavaCo™ Lamp housing
• lawn dart
• Lazybones™ recliner
• LCD game: Burger Belt
• LCD game: Food Eater
• leaflet
• leather bookmark
• leather glove
• leather mask
• Lederhosen of the Night
• leechknife
• left bear arm
• lemon popsicle
• lemonhead caviar
• lemony scales
• lesser grodulated violet
• Let Me Be!
• Li'l Businessman Kit
• libation of liveliness
• licorice whip
• lihc eye
• lihc face
• linguini immondizia bianco
• linoleum meat stack
• linoleum sword hilt
• lion musk
• lion oil
• liquid ice
• liquid ice pack
• literal grasshopper
• little firkin
• little paper umbrella
• little red .epub file
• little red jam
• live nautical mine
• liver and let pie
• liver popsicle
• loadstone
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• logging hatchet
• Lollipop Drop
• long pork
• long pork casserole
• long pork lasagna
• long-forgotten necklace
• loose purse strings
• lotion of sleaziness
• lotion of spookiness
• lotion of stench
• LOV Elixir #6
• low tide martini
• low-budget shield
• lucky bottlecap
• lucky cat collar
• lump of black ichor
• lump of clay
• lump of diamond
• lump of goofball ore
• lynyrd skinner toothblack
• macrame net
• madius
• magic dragonfish fry
• magic whistle
• magical ice cubes
• magicalness-in-a-can
• magicberry tablets
• magnolia blossom
• Mallomarbles
• mana curds
• mandarina colada
• Manetwich
• mangled finger
• map to the Towering Mountains
• margarita
• mariachi toothpaste
• Mark of the Bugbear
• Mark of the Ghost
• Mark of the Vampire
• Mark of the Werewolf
• Mark of the Zombie
• martini
• mashed potatoes
• Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery
• massive sitar
• Maxing, Relaxing
• Mayor Ghost's khakis
• McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade
• Meat maid
• Mechamelion
• medium slimy cyst
• megatofu
• melon-infused sake
• melted Jell-o shot
• memory of a C
• Mer-kin bunwig
• Mer-kin cancerstick
• Mer-kin cooljuice
• Mer-kin digpick
• Mer-kin dragbelt
• Mer-kin eyeglasses
• Mer-kin fastjuice
• Mer-kin finpaddle
• Mer-kin gutgirdle
• Mer-kin hookspear
• Mer-kin killscroll
• Mer-kin lipstick
• Mer-kin mouthsoap
• Mer-kin paste
• Mer-kin pinkslip
• Mer-kin prayerbeads
• Mer-kin ragejuice
• Mer-kin sawdust
• Mer-kin strongjuice
• Mer-kin takebag
• Mer-kin thingpouch
• Mer-kin weaksauce
• Mer-kin worktea
• mercenary rifle
• mermaid's purse
• mesh cap
• metandienone
• Meteoid ice beam
• Meteorite-Ade
• Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
• Microplushie: Fauxnerditide
• Microplushie: Gothochondria
• Microplushie: Hobomosome
• Microplushie: Otakulone
• Microplushie: Raverdrine
• Microplushie: Sororitrate
• mid-level medieval mead
• midriff scrubs
• Milk Studs
• mime army insignia (psychological warfare)
• mime soul fragment
• miner's helmet
• miner's pants
• miniature antlers
• Mint Yulep
• Miserable Pie
• Missing Eye Simulation Device
• Misty Robe
• mocking turtle
• Mohobo
• moist sailor's cap
• monkey wrench
• mood ring
• moomy dust
• moonberry wine cooler
• moose chocolate
• moose thought
• Mortimer's nostrum
• mostly rat-hide leggings
• mother's secret recipe
• mountain lion skin
• mouse skull
• moustache sock
• mouth-watering mayolus
• Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
• Mr. Joe's bangles
• Mudflap-Girl Earring
• mulled hobo wine
• murderbot monofilament
• murderbot power cell
• mushroom pizza
• mysterious chemical residue
• nail file
• nanite-infested eggnog
• nanite-infested fruitcake
• nasty gum
• nasty snuff
• natto marble soda
• natto pocky
• natural fennel soda
• New Age hurting crystal
• New Zealand iced tea
• Newark
• NG
• ninja eyeblack
• ninja fear powder
• ninja hot pants
• ninjammies
• non-aged vinegar
• non-Euclidean non-accordion
• Northern pemmican
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV
• nothing-in-the-box
• novelty fruit hat
• Nuclear Blastball
• nugget of nicksilver
• nugget of sicksilver
• nugget of slicksilver
• nugget of sodium
• nugget of thicksilver
• ocean motion
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• oil cap
• oil of expertise
• oil of stability
• oily paste
• ointment of the occult
• Ol' Scratch's salad fork
• old candy wrapper
• old eyebrow pencil
• old leather wallet
• old love note
• old rosewater cream
• old school Mafia knicke½æ
• old soft shoes
• old-fashioned
• olive lo mein
• olive stir-fry
• one glove
• one pill
• optimal spreadsheet
• orange
• orange leather lanyard
• orange popsicle
• orange slime glob
• orange snowcone
• orange-frosted astral cupcake
• orc paste
• orcish nailing lube
• orcish rubber
• orcish stud-finder
• origami riding crop
• Osk'r Chow
• Othello's dagger
• Othello's military jacket
• Outer Wolf™ cologne
• outlaw bandana
• overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
• overloaded micro-reactor
• oversized pipe
• oversized pizza cutter
• oversized snowflake
• pacification grenade
• packet of beer nuts
• page of the Necrohobocon
• painful penne pasta
• painting of a glass of wine
• pair of government shades
• pair of scissors
• palm frond
• panhandle panhandling hat
• panty raider camouflage
• papaya sling
• papaya slung
• papier-mâché bowl
• papier-mâché handle
• papier-mâché plaque
• papier-mochi
• paranormal ricotta
• Party Tattoo™ gift certificate
• pat of butter
• pat-a-cake pendant
• patent avarice tonic
• patent invisibility tonic
• patent leather shoes
• patent preventative tonic
• PB&BP
• PB&J with the crusts cut off
• peach lozenge
• peach pie
• peanut sauce
• pear
• pear lozenge
• pear supersucker
• pearl diver's necklace
• pec oil
• PEEZ dispenser
• pencil kunai
• Pener's drumstick
• penguin paste
• penguin thesaurus
• pentatonic accordion
• Penultimate Fantasy chest
• peppermint patty
• perfect mimosa
• perfect negroni
• perfect old-fashioned
• perfume of prejudice
• perfume-soaked bandana
• perpendicular guano
• perpendicular hula
• personal massager
• personalized coffee mug
• pestoblade
• petit fortran
• petrified noodles
• ph balancer
• phial of coldness
• phial of hotness
• phial of sleaziness
• phial of stench
• philter of phorce
• Phlegethon
• piece of after eight
• piggy tattoo
• pile of dirt
• pile of dusty animal bones
• pine tar
• pink plastic baby
• pipe wrench
• piping organ pie
• pirate cream pie
• pirate paste
• pirate shirt
• pitted sheet metal
• pixel cross
• pixel energy tank
• pixel grappling hook
• pixel holy water
• pixel pill
• pixel power cell
• plaid cowboy hat
• plaid pocket square
• plain old beer
• plastic Jefferson wings
• plastic nunchaku
• plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans
• plum
• plumber's lunch
• plunge-leg
• plush mutated alielephant
• Pneumo bar
• pogo stick
• pointed stick
• Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth
• poker face paint
• polished moon-amber
• poltergeist-in-the-jar-o
• pompadour'd puppy
• pool torpedo
• popsicle stick
• Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
• porquoise
• portable cassette player
• portable table
• possessed tomato
• possibility potion
• post-holiday sale coupon
• potent potion of potency
• potion of potency
• potion of punctual companionship
• potion of temporary gr8tness
• potion of the captain's hammer
• pr0n chow mein
• pr0n m4nic0tti
• pr0n stir-fry
• premium malt liquor
• prescription noodles
• pressurized potion of perspicacity
• pressurized potion of puissance
• pressurized potion of pulchritude
• priceless diamond
• primitive alien medicine
• programmable turtle
• Protects-Your-Junk
• Prunets
• prussian cathouse
• psycho sweater
• Psychotic Train wine
• pufferfish spine
• pulsing flesh
• pumpkin beer
• punk patch
• purple prose pen
• purple snowcone
• PVC staff
• pygmy blowgun
• pygmy dart
• pygmy nose-bone
• pygmy papers
• pygmy pygment
• pygmy spear
• pygmy witchhazel
• quicksilver spurs
• quirky accordion
• Rad Lib
• Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
• Radberry Rip wine cooler
• radioactive spider venom
• Ralph IX cognac
• raspberry
• rat appendix
• rat appendix chow mein
• rat appendix stir-fry
• rat scrapple
• rat tooth polish
• ravioli della hippy
• raw stuffing
• razor-sharp can lid
• really thick spine
• really tiny cocktail shaker
• recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto
• red badge
• red book
• red box
• red button
• red coat
• red drunki-bear
• red foxglove
• red hot boilermaker
• red hot poker
• red letter
• red masque
• red plastic baby
• red red wine
• red rum
• red shirt
• red shoe
• red silk skirt
• red snowcone
• red striped oyster egg
• red velvet cake
• red-hot jawbreaker
• red-hot knucklebone
• red-hot sausage fork
• Redeye™ Eyedrops
• reinforced beaded headband
• reodorant
• replica key
• resolution: be more adventurous
• rhinoceros horn
• ribcage rollcage
• rigid carapace
• ring of cold resistance
• ring of fire resistance
• ring of teleportation
• robin's egg
• robot grease
• robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.
• robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.
• Rock and Roll Legend
• rockin' wagon
• rodeo whiskey
• roll of Hob-Os
• roll of meat
• roll of toilet paper
• roller skate decoy
• Rompedores de Fantasmas
• root beer barrel
• rope with some soap on it
• rotting barrel
• rotting beefsteak
• rotting cowskin
• rough fish scale
• round blue bomb
• rubber ribcage
• rubber spatula
• rubber spider
• rubber WWJD? bracelet
• ruby on canes
• ruby W
• rum and cola
• Russian Ice
• rusty broken diving helmet
• rusty compass
• rusty diving helmet
• rusty hedge trimmers
• rusty metal key
• rusty old lantern
• rusty piece of rebar
• rusty rivet
• rusty speargun
• S.A.V.E. flyer
• salamander slurry
• salinated mint julep
• salt wages
• salt water taffy
• samurai turtle helmet
• sand dollar
• sangria
• Sangria de Menthe
• Saturday Night Special
• sauce of the ages
• sausage bomb
• sausage pizza
• sausage wonton
• school spirit socket set
• scrap of sticky paper
• scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker
• screwdiver
• screwdriver
• scroll case
• scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
• scrumptious reagent
• scrunchie tourniquet
• Scuba Snack
• sea avocado
• sea blueberry
• sea broccoli
• sea carrot
• sea cucumber
• sea grease
• sea honeydew
• sea lace
• sea leather
• sea lychee
• sea persimmon
• sea radish
• sea tangelo
• seal-brain elixir
• seaode
• seaweed
• secret blend of herbs and spices
• security flashlight
• seegar butt
• Sensual Massage for Creeps
• serum of sarcasm
• sewage-clogged pistol
• sewer nuggets
• sewing kit
• sham champagne
• shamanic beads
• shamanic ham
• shard of double-ice
• shark cartilage
• sharp tin strip
• sharpened hubcap
• shavin' razor
• sheet cake
• shells a la shellfish
• Shielding Potion
• shimmering tendrils
• shining halo
• shirt kit
• Shivering Chèvre
• shocked shell
• short calculator
• short deposition
• short writ of habeas corpus
• shot of flower schnapps
• shot of granola liqueur
• shrinking powder
• Shrubble Bubble
• Shudder
• shuriken salad
• Siberian sunrise
• silent beret
• silent pea shooter
• silent V
• silver Dreadsylvanian flask
• silver paté knife
• silver salt-shaker
• simple ancient cursed key
• single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
• single swig of vodka
• Sitrep berry
• sk8board
• skate blade
• skate board
• skate skates
• skate skin
• skeletal banana
• skeleton beans
• skeleton skis
• ski resort souvenir crate
• skin oil
• skull gearshift knob
• Skullery Maid's Knee
• slab of sponge
• slap and slap again recipe
• slap and tickle with a fly in it
• sleaze cluster
• sleaze clusterbomb
• sleaze powder
• sleazy bindle
• sleep mask
• slicksilver spurs
• slide rule
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slimy chest
• slimy sweetbreads
• slip 'n' slide
• sludgesicle
• slug of rum
• slug of shochu
• slug of vodka
• small golem
• small gummi fin
• smart skull
• Smashmoth
• smellbook
• smoker's cloak
• smoking grass
• smoking talon
• SMOOCH bottlecap
• SMOOCH coffee cup
• smudge stick
• snakebite
• Sneaky Pete's breath spray
• snow berries
• snow cleats
• sock garters
• software glitch
• solid gold pegleg
• soup-chucks
• Source essence
• souvenir ski t-shirt
• Space Baby bawbaw
• space beast fur
• space marine flash grenade
• Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
• spade necklace
• spaghetti breakfast
• spaghetti con calaveras
• spaghetti cult mask
• spaghetti cult rosary
• spaghetti with ghost balls
• spangly mariachi vest
• spangly sombrero
• spangly unitard
• spant chitin
• spant shoulderpads
• spant tendon
• sparking robo-battery
• special clip: graveburpers
• special clip: splatterers
• special clip: squelchers
• special clip: tracers
• spectral axe
• SPF 451 lip balm
• sphygmomanometer
• spicy jumping bean burrito
• spicy noodles
• spidercow eye-cluster
• spinning wheel
• spirit blanket
• spirit mattress
• spirit pillow
• spiritual candy cane
• spiritual gingerbread
• sponge cake
• spooky bindle
• spooky gravy fairy warlock hat
• spooky hi mein
• spooky jelly
• spooky lo mein
• spooky music box mechanism
• spooky nuggets
• Spooky Putty ball
• Spooky Putty monster
• spooky stir-fry
• spray chrome
• Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
• Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
• Staff of the Cozy Fish
• staph of homophones
• Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)
• Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)
• Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)
• Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)
• Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)
• Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)
• Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)
• Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)
• Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)
• Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
• stench cluster
• stench powder
• stench wad
• sterno-flavored Hob-O
• stick-on gnome beard
• sticky hand whip
• stinkin' bindle
• stinking agaricus
• stinky cheese sword
• stinky hi mein
• stinky mushroom
• stolen meatpouch
• stomach turnover
• stone banjo
• stone frisbee
• stone wool
• strange paste
• straw hat
• strawberry daiquiri
• strawberry pie
• strawberry popsicle
• strawberry wine
• strawberry-flavored Hob-O
• string of moist beads
• strongness elixir
• stuffing fluffer
• sturdy cane
• styrofoam crossbow
• Suffering Sinner
• sugar bunny
• sugar raygun
• sugar shard
• sugar sheet
• sugar sphere
• Summer Nights
• super ka-bob
• super-absorbent tarp
• super-size brogurt
• super-spiky hair gel
• superamplified boom box
• Superdrifter holo-record
• superduperheated metal
• Suppurating Sinner
• surgical tape
• sushi doily
• swamp lolly
• sweatband
• sweet mochi ball
• sweet rims
• sweet tooth
• swirly potion
• sword hilt
• swordzall
• T-bone key
• t8r tots
• tail o' nine cats
• tailbone shield
• tainted icing
• Take Eleven Bar
• Tales from the Fireside
• Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin
• tangerine
• tankard of ale
• tarnished luggage key
• tasty tart
• tattered scrap of paper
• teflon ore
• temporary teardrop tattoo
• temporary tribal tattoo
• temporary yak tattoo
• tempura avocado
• tempura broccoli
• tempura carrot
• tempura cauliflower
• tempura cucumber
• tennis ball
• teqiwila slammer
• tequila sunrise
• tequila sunset
• tequila with training wheels
• Texas tea
• that gum you like
• The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
• the funk
• The Mariachi's guitar case
• The Sword in the Steak
• thermos of brew
• They liver
• thin gold wire
• third-hand lantern
• This Charming Flan
• throbbing organ pie
• throwing bone
• throwing candy
• throwing fork
• throwing knife
• throwing spoon
• TI-9000 calculator
• tie-dyed fannypack
• Time Bandit Time Towel
• Time Cloak
• Time Lord Participation Mug
• time shuriken
• time's arrow
• tin cup of mulligan stew
• tin magnolia
• tin of submardines
• tin roof (rusted)
• tin snips
• tin tam
• tiny plastic bad vibe
• tiny plastic Crimbomega
• tiny plastic Crimbot
• tiny plastic exo-suited miner
• toast with stench jelly
• tobiko marble soda
• tofu casserole
• tofu chow mein
• tofurkey leg
• tomato daiquiri
• tomato juice of powerful power
• tomato soup poster
• tommy gun
• tonic djinn
• tonic o' Banderas
• tortoboggan shield
• Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
• training scroll: Shattering Punch
• transdermal smoke patch
• transparent pants
• Travels with Jerry
• Trivial Avocations Card: What?
• Trivial Avocations Card: When?
• troll britches
• true grit
• tube of dread wax
• tube of pendulum lube
• tube of villain white
• turtle-shaped rock
• turtlemail breeches
• twisted piece of wire
• twitching claw
• Typical Tavern swill
• ultra-deluxe cupcake
• una poca de gracia
• unappetizing mayolus
• Uncle Buck
• Unconscious Collective Dream Jar
• underwater slingshot
• Underworld flail
• Underworld truncheon
• Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
• Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
• unnatural gas
• unquiet spirits
• unrequired jacket
• unsmoothed velvet
• unstable quark
• unused soap
• valuable coin
• vampire chowder
• velcro broadsword
• velcro ore
• very hot lunch
• very large caltrop
• very overdue library book
• very small red dress
• vial of hamethyst juice
• vial of holy water
• vial of hot blood
• vial of porquoise juice
• vinegar
• vinyl ore
• violent pastilles
• viscous lava globs
• Vivian's Vitamin
• vodka martini
• Vodka Matryoshka
• volleyball
• votive candle
• VYKEA blood rune
• VYKEA bracket
• VYKEA dowel
• VYKEA hex key
• VYKEA instructions
• VYKEA lightning rune
• VYKEA plank
• wad of slimy rags
• Wal-Mart gift certificate
• Wal-Mart nametag
• war tongs
• warbear chemistry lab
• warbear dress greaves
• warbear dress helmet
• warbear exhaust manifold
• warbear plain fedora
• warbear plain ushanka
• warehouse key
• warm gravy
• wasabi pocky
• watered-down Red Minotaur
• Way More Tears™ pepper spray
• weathered barrel
• weighted paperclip chain
• weremoose spit
• Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
• whalebone corset
• Whenchamacallit bar
• whimpering willow bark
• whip kit
• whisker pencil
• whiskey and soda
• whiskey sour
• white blood cells
• white candy heart
• white chocolate and tomato pizza
• White Chocolate Golem Seeds
• white Dreadsylvanian
• white elephant gift
• white hat hacker T-shirt
• white mana
• white page
• white picket fence
• white satin shield
• white wine
• white Xanadian
• Whoompa Fur Pants
• wicker shield
• willyweed
• wind-up meatcar
• wind-up navigation droid
• wind-up owl
• wind-up vampire teeth
• wind-up Whatsian robot
• wine spritzer
• wintergreen-flavored potato chips
• witch wart
• witch's bra
• witch's brew
• wonderwall shield
• wooden spoon
• World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
• world's smallest violin
• wrestling mask
• wriggling severed nose
• wussiness potion
• Xiblaxian circuitry
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
• Xiblaxian polymer
• yakskin pants
• Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
• Ye Olde Medieval Insult
• Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
• yellow candy heart
• yellow drunki-bear
• yellow striped oyster egg
• Young Man's Cargo Load
• Young Man's Crew Sequester
• Ze™ goggles
• Zoodriver