tHe_pOst appears in the following leaderboards:

• ancient unspeakable fruitcake
• arse-a'fire elixir
• balloon monkey
• borg sock monkey
• candy stake
• classy monkey
• colored-light "necklace"
• Doc's Miracle Cure
• fancy but probably evil chocolate
• grass blade
• grass hat
• hyperbolic plasma focuser
• incredibly creepy marionette
• ion grid
• mad scientist's sock monkey
• monkey wrench
• possessed top
• powdered toad horn
• prehistoric spear
• razor-tipped yo-yo
• recursive spline reticulator
• rhesus monkey
• sock monkey
• spooky eggnog
• tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll
• tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire
• tiny plastic howling balloon monkey
• tiny plastic Scream Queen
• tiny plastic skeletal reindeer
• tree skirt
• tropical wrapping paper
• yo