stdout appears in the following leaderboards:
'Villa' document
beet
Bugfinder Blade
cologne of contempt
crazy bastard sword
Crimbo hat
Crimbo sword
Greatest American Pants
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
haiku katana
iceberglet
Mayflower bouquet
miniature gravy-covered maypole
Mr. Container
N. O. Beer
Operation Patriot Shield
tiny plastic Boris
tiny plastic Susie
yuletide troll chrysalis