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A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
abyssal battle plans
aerated diving helmet
asbestos ore
Ass-Stompers of Violence
asshat
bag of Cheat-Os
baseball
big glob of skin
bloody beer
booze-soaked cherry
bottle of Goldschnöckered
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman
BRICKO reactor
Brimstone Bludgeon
broken El Vibrato drone
Byte
can-you-dig-it?
cast
cheap plastic kazoo
cheap toaster
chocolate box
chrome ore
club sandwich
Colander of Em-er'il
compounded experience
cool iron breastplate
corrupt club of corruption
cosmic bucket
crazy little Turkish delight
Crimbo Credit
crimbo elfling
cuppa Activi tea
cuppa Alacri tea
cuppa Chari tea
cuppa Dexteri tea
cuppa Feroci tea
cuppa Flamibili tea
cuppa Flexibili tea
cuppa Frost tea
cuppa Gill tea
cuppa Improprie tea
cuppa Insani tea
cuppa Mana tea
cuppa Morbidi tea
cuppa Neuroplastici tea
cuppa Obscuri tea
cuppa Royal tea
cuppa Serendipi tea
cuppa Sobrie tea
cuppa Twen tea
cuppa Vitali tea
cuppa Voraci tea
Dark Jill-O-Lantern
das boot
depleted uranium seal figurine
dirty hobo gloves
disassembled clover
Dungeon Fist gauntlet
duonoculars
dwarvish war helmet
dwarvish war mattock
El Vibrato drone
Ellsbury's journal
Ellsbury's journal (used)
empty agua de vida bottle
exactly-three-shaped box
extra-spicy bloody mary
facsimile dictionary
fake hand
fancy tuxedo pants
finger cuffs
flyest of shirts
Freddy Kruegerand
fustulent seal grulch
fuzzy dice
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
ga-ga radio
Game Grid valued membership card
gearbox necklace
ghost shawl
glass of bourbon
glob of Blank-Out
golden tattoo gun
googly-ball hat
googly-star hat
hand turkey outline
Hell ramen
Hodgman's varcolac paw
Imp Ale
inflatable baseball bat
ingot of seal-iron
insanely spicy bean burrito
Jodhpurs of Violence
lead necklace
left parenthesis
Lens of Hatred
Lens of Violence
less-than-three-shaped box
little parachute guy
lowercase a
Mad Train wine
Mayodiol
Mayoflex
Meatcleaver
medium slimy cyst
memory of a C
memory of a G
memory of a T
memory of an A
memory of an AT base pair
memory of some delicious amino acids
metallic A
Meteoid ice beam
miniature coffin
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
moxie weed
orphan baby yeti
outrageous sombrero
PB&BP
Pener's drumstick
percent sign
pernicious cudgel
pig-iron bracers
pig-iron helm
pig-iron shinguards
Pink Heart of Spirit
pixel chain whip
plastic spider ring
pocket lint (white)
pork elf goodies sack
ram horns
ram stick
Ram's Face Lager
ram-battering staff
ruby W
salty dog
sausage pizza
scroll of drastic healing
sea cape
secret from the future
shot of grapefruit schnapps
shot of orange schnapps
shot of tomato schnapps
sinister demon mask
six pack of Mountain Stream
snow belt
snow hat
snow pants
Snow Queen Crown
soft green echo eyedrop antidote
solid asbestos box
sonar-in-a-biscuit
Space Trip safety headphones
spark plug earring
special edition Batfellow comic
spider web
Spooky Putty snake
Staff of Blood and Pudding
Staff of Holiday Sensations
Staff of Queso Escusado
Staff of Simmering Hatred
Staff of the Cozy Fish
Staff of the Scummy Sink
Staff of The Scummy Sink
Staff of the Woodfire
streetfighting champion's belt
sucker bucket
super-sweet boom box
superduperball
tainted seal's blood
The Legendary Beat
The Necbromancer's Hat
The Necbromancer's Shorts
The Snake trading card
tin star
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg
Truthsayer
Uncle Hobo's belt
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup
wad of cotton
Wal-Mart gift certificate
water-polo cap
water-polo mitt
whiskey sour
willowy bonnet
woven baling wire bracelets
wrench bracelet
wumpus hair
wumpus-hair sweater
wussiness potion
yeti fur
your own black heart