holderofsecrets appears in the following leaderboards:

• 'Villa' document
• 17-ball
• abyssal battle plans
• aerated diving helmet
• Alice's Army Foil Bowman
• Alice's Army Foil tattoo
• alien plant pod
• Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
• asparagus lo mein
• avatar of the Unconscious Collective
• bagged stuffed "L"
• battered old top-hat
• Bee's Knees
• beet
• best joke ever
• big leaf
• big ol' trophy
• Bigger Bugfinder Blade
• birthday candle
• bitter bowtie
• Black Bart's Booty
• blank white card
• bodyslam
• bottle of used blood
• bottoms of the barrel
• box of hickory chips
• brass crank handle
• BRICKO egg
• Bugfinder Blade
• cement shoes
• cherry bomb
• club of corruption
• consolation ribbon
• consummate bagel
• consummate ice cream
• cooling iron greaves
• Counterclockwise Watch
• cozy scimitar
• Crimbo pressie
• Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
• crumpled felt fedora
• cup of "tea"
• cursed microwave
• custom avatar form
• debonair deboner
• dirty martini
• dollop of barbecue sauce
• dreadful fedora
• Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
• Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• dream of a dog
• drinks tray
• Eau de Guaneau
• eelskin hat
• Essence of Annoyance
• evil-ass club
• exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• fake washboard
• Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
• fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
• fire flower
• First Post shirt package
• flask of porquoise juice
• Flivver
• floral print shirt
• Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
• gasmask
• ghast iron codpiece
• ghast iron heater shield
• ghost shawl
• gilded BRICKO chalice
• Grimacite gaiters
• Grimacite galoshes
• Grimacite garter
• Grimacite gasmask
• Grimacite gat
• Grimacite gauntlets
• Grimacite girdle
• Grimacite glaive
• Grimacite go-go boots
• Grimacite goggles
• Grimacite gorget
• Grimacite gown
• Grimacite greaves
• Grimacite guayabera
• grisly shield
• guild application
• gunpowder burrito
• hand turkey outline
• Hat O' Nine Tails
• hobo dungarees
• hockey stick of furious angry rage
• Hot Socks
• Idol of Ak'gyxoth
• incredibly dense meat gem
• infinite BACON machine
• Jeppson's Malort
• Jick's autograph
• Knob Goblin encryption key
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion moondial
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• low tide martini
• Lucky Lindy
• Mafia bow tie
• Mafia stogie
• Mafia violin case
• map to Anemone Mine
• map to Madness Reef
• map to the Skate Park
• map to the Towering Mountains
• Mayor Ghost's gavel
• Meatcleaver
• melon-infused sake
• Mer-kin facecowl
• miniature deck cannon
• Monster Manuel
• Mr. Container
• Mr. Shirt
• murderbot plasma rifle
• mutant gila monster egg
• Non-Euclidean Finance
• nuclear stockpile
• off-hand balloon
• old school Mafia knickerbockers
• packet of pumpkin seeds
• packet of winter seeds
• papier-mâché handle
• papier-mâché trophy pinata
• papier-mochi
• Peppermint Pip Packet
• Phonus Balonus
• pimonkey item
• pirate hook
• pirate zombie robot head
• plaid bandage
• plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
• plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
• Platinum Yendorian Express Card
• Pneumo bar
• pocket lint (blue)
• pogo stick
• pompadour'd puppy
• portable pantogram
• present
• Protects-Your-Junk
• putty coat
• Radio KoL Flashlight
• rainbow pearl
• rainbow pearl earring
• rainbow pearl necklace
• rainbow pearl ring
• rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
• rusty old lantern
• sangria del diablo
• serrated proboscis extension
• silk garter snake
• skeletal skiff
• skewered cherry
• skewered jumbo olive
• skewered lime
• slap and slap again recipe
• slicksilver spurs
• slightly thicker filthy rags
• Sloppy Jalopy
• smooth velvet hat
• sober pill
• Sockdollager
• software glitch
• Space Baby bawbaw
• space pirate treasure map
• space trooper helmet
• Spacegate diplomat's insignia
• Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
• Spacegate military insignia
• Spooky Putty monster
• Spooky Putty sheet
• Staff of Blood and Pudding
• steam-powered model rocketship
• steaming evil
• Stick-Knife of Loathing
• sticky sword blade
• stinky cheese wheel
• stinky fannypack
• Stone Golem pebbles
• stuffed club
• STYX deodorant body spray
• sugar raygun
• sweet tooth
• tainted icing
• Talisman of Bakula
• The Sword in the Steak
• tin drum
• tiny bindle
• tiny plastic Boris
• tiny plastic protector spectre
• ultimate wad
• Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
• Uranium Omega of Temperence
• vesper
• vicious spiked collar
• Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet
• violent pastilles
• Voluminous Radio Pants
• voodoo doll
• Wal-Mart nametag
• Warehouse 23 bling
• warm El Vibrato drone
• webbed comic mask
• western-style skinning knife
• wicksilver ring
• wicksilver spurs
• worm-riding manual pages 3-15
• wrapping paper
• wrought-iron walker