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asparagus stir-fry
aspirin
bloody mary
bowl of rye sprouts
can of black paint
candy kneecapping stick
canteen of wine
chamoisole
Chester's cutoffs
Choker of the Ultragoth
Climate Colada
coconut shell
cosmic lemonade
cranberry cordial
Crimbo pie
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker
crusty hula hoop
dense meat crossbow
dense meat staff
digital underground potion
eelskin buckler
eelskin shield
Frosty's carrot
glimmering great tit feather
glimmering roc feather
green smoke bomb
green-frosted astral cupcake
helm of the white knight
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
jug of hamethyst juice
jug of porquoise juice
juniper berries
kneecapping stick
Knob Goblin sharpening spray
libation of liveliness
magical ice cubes
margarita
menudo ravioli
mini-zeppelin
nanite-infested fruitcake
nurse's hat
oil of expertise
oily mushroom wine
Ol' Scratch's ash can
papotion of papower
perfume of prejudice
pernicious cudgel
piece of wedding cake
potion of temporary gr8tness
pr0n chow mein
pufferfish spine
pulled porquoise earring
red wagon
reodorant
rickety old unicycle
sausage pizza
spangly mariachi vest
spicy jumping bean burrito
stinky hi mein
tattered scrap of paper
tequila grenade
trousers of the white knight
vial of hamethyst juice
Zombo's shoulder blade