TheFatMan appears in the following leaderboards:

• 25-meat staff
• A Light that Never Goes Out
• alpha-mail pants
• asbestos crossbow
• asbestos meat stack
• asbestos staff
• asbestos sword
• Asleep in the Cemetery
• astral mushroom
• Aura Libre
• Aye Aye, Captain
• Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth
• bad-ass club
• balloon helmet
• balloon shield
• barskin buckler
• barskin loincloth
• basic meat helmet
• basic meat staff
• bat hat
• bat whip
• beer basted brat
• big stirring stick
• bigger stick
• bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme
• black cowboy hat
• blackberry polite
• blowdart
• blue class ring
• blue suede shoes
• booty chest charrrm bracelet
• bottle of moontan lotion
• bowl of Bounty-Os
• breadchucks
• broken carburetor
• bubblewrap staff
• buckler buckle
• Buttery Knob
• can cannon
• can of sardines
• can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce
• cane-mail shirt
• cardboard box turtle
• cardboard staff
• carob cannon
• catskin buckler
• catskin cap
• charged magnet
• chrome meat stack
• clingfilm slippers
• clingfilm tangle
• clockwork chef head
• clown whip
• clownskin buckler
• clownskin harness
• club of the five seasons
• clutch of dodecapede eggs
• congratulatory cake
• cottage
• crappy camera
• crappy waiter disguise
• Crazymaker
• creepy-ass club
• crossbow string
• crystal decanter
• cup of lukewarm tea
• Dark & Starry
• demon whip
• demonskin trousers
• dense meat crossbow
• dense meat staff
• dense meat sword
• doll-eye amulet
• double-ice box
• double-ice britches
• double-ice cap
• Drac & Tan
• dripping meat crossbow
• dripping meat staff
• dripping meat sword
• drum of tommy ammo
• duct tape buckler
• duct tape dockers
• dueling banjo
• Dump Truck
• eel sauce
• eelskin pants
• eelskin shield
• eggman noodles
• Event Horizon
• evil teddy bear sewing kit
• evil-ass club
• extra-large palm-frond toupee
• eXtreme meat staff
• eXtreme meat sword
• fancy ball mask
• Fauna Libre
• figurine of a wretched-looking seal
• Flaming Caipiranha
• flavorless gruel
• Flying Caipiranha
• flypaper staff
• football helmet
• Frankly Mr. Shank
• french-fry grabber
• frigid-ass club
• Frost™ brand sword
• funky junk key
• furry green earmuffs
• furry kilt
• Fuzzy Tentacle
• ganger bandana
• gauze shorts
• giant cheesestick
• giant diamond ring
• Gin Mint
• glistening staff
• glowing fungus
• gnauga hide kilt
• gnauga hide vest
• Gnollish casserole dish
• goofily-plumed helmet
• GOTO
• grimstone galoshes
• groovy prism necklace
• hairy staff
• Hand that Rocks the Ladle
• heavy hot sauce
• helm of the white knight
• helmet recipe
• hippopotamus pants
• hippopotamus skirt
• hot-ass club
• ingot of seal-iron
• jalapeno slices
• junk band
• junk-mail shirt
• Kentucky-fried meat staff
• kickback cookbook
• knobby kneepads
• ladle of mystery
• leftover canapés
• licorice boa
• linoleum meat stack
• linoleum staff
• liver popsicle
• Locust
• Mark I Steam-Hat
• Mark III Steam-Hat
• Mark IV Steam-Hat
• meat face
• meat shield
• Meat Tenderizer is Murder
• meatloaf helmet
• Mer-kin scholar mask
• metrognome
• moustache sock
• mushroom fermenting solution
• nasty-ass club
• Nose Ring of Putrescence
• nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box
• odor extractor
• oil slacks
• orange popsicle
• Ouija Board, Ouija Board
• packet of tofurkey gravy
• painted shield
• palm-frond capris
• palm-frond fan
• palm-frond net
• palm-frond whip
• pecan pie
• Pendant of Gargalesis
• pentacorn hat
• petrified noodles
• pickled egg
• pile of dungeon junk
• pine tar
• plum lozenge
• popcorn
• poutine pole
• precious piercing post
• pretty pink bow
• Punchplanter
• rainbow crossbow
• raspberry beret
• rat tooth polish
• red class ring
• red letter
• red silk skirt
• reflection of a map
• repeating crossbow
• rhinestone cowboy shirt
• roller skate decoy
• roller skate doll
• rolling pin
• rusty diving helmet
• samurai turtle helmet
• sauce of the ages
• Sazuruk-hai
• scrap of sticky paper
• sea chaps
• sea cowboy hat
• seal-blubber candle
• sebaceous shield
• security blankie
• Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion
• shark tooth necklace
• Shot of the Living Dead
• shuriken salad
• sinewy crossbow string
• single-serving herbal stuffing
• six-rainbow shield
• Slimosa
• Slippery Knob
• Sloe Comfortable Zoo
• Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire
• smiley-face sticker
• smoldering staff
• solid state loom
• soylent staff
• spaghetti with rock-balls
• special sauce glove
• spiky turtle helmet
• squeaky staff
• Staff of Blood and Pudding
• Staff of the Black Kettle
• Staff of the Electric Range
• Staff of the Grand Flambé
• Staff of the Grease Trap
• Staff of the Greasefire
• Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
• Staff of the Midnight Snack
• Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
• Staff of the Short Order Cook
• Staff of the Teapot Tempest
• Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
• staph of homophones
• star boomerang
• star spatula
• star staff
• star stiletto
• starchy staff
• sticky meat pants
• Strikes Again Bigmouth
• sturdy sword hilt
• styrofoam crossbow
• styrofoam staff
• suede shortsword
• Suffering Sinner
• sword hilt
• tangle of copper wire
• tarrrnished charrrm bracelet
• throwing knife
• tiny bust of Pallas
• tiny cell phone
• tiny do-rag
• tiny top hat and cane
• tommy gun
• tortoboggan shield
• Transylvania Sling
• turtle wax shield
• turtlemail breeches
• turtlemail hauberk
• two-handed depthsword
• unrequired jacket
• unrolling pin
• vampire pearl necklace
• velcro boots
• Vicar's Tutu
• wet stew
• whip kit
• whiskey bittersweet
• white class ring
• white rice
• white snakeskin duster
• wiffle-flail
• willowy bonnet
• wooden salad bowl
• wool sock
• Work is a Four Letter Sword
• yak toupee
• yakskin buckler
• yakskin pants
• yakskin skirt
• yam candy
• yellow plastic hard hat
• zen motorcycle
• zmobie
• Zoodriver