TechSmurf appears in the following leaderboards:

• Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
• brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings
• crimbo elfling
• Crimbo stocking
• Dark Jill-O-Lantern
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• foolscap fool's cap
• Hodgman's whackin' stick
• Mr. Container
• orphan baby yeti
• silk garter snake
• stuffed sleazy gravy fairy
• Uovo Marcio Shiraz
• wriggling tentacle