StaffordMeister appears in the following leaderboards:

• boxing glove
• BRICKO python
• dolphin whistle
• fluid of fudge-finding
• frigid fudgepuck
• fudgecycle
• gnashing teeth
• groupie spangles
• half-sized guitar
• Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
• hopping socks
• ice skate doll
• memory of a CA base pair
• Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
• pair of twitching claws
• perfume of prejudice
• roller skate doll
• six-armed sweater
• sushi-rolling mat
• throbbing rage gland
• vampire pearl ring