Sir John the Great appears in the following leaderboards:

• around the world
• baseball
• bottle of Pete's Sake
• catskin buckler
• Corpse Island iced tea
• corpse on the beach
• corpsedriver
• corpsetini
• dusty Crimbo crate
• eggbeater
• flavored foot massage oil
• foam dart
• immense cyborg hand
• Knob pasty
• libation of liveliness
• Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
• Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
• orange snowcone
• personal massager
• pulsing flesh
• red-headed corpse
• rigid carapace
• stick-on eyebrow piercing
• tofurkey nugget
• tube of cranberry Go-Goo
• twitching claw
• unstable DNA