Simon the Mystificator appears in the following leaderboards:

• bi-lateral logic compressor
• can of Ghuol-B-Gone™
• carbon nanotube frame
• ion grid
• ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
• logic synthesizer
• quantum polarity inducer
• reverse-oscillating klystron
• servomechanical torsion facilitator
• sleazy and sour sauce
• synthetic stuffing
• toy hoverpad