Pastahead appears in the following leaderboards:
- "honey" dipper
- "KICK ME" sign
- 1-ball
- 1337 7r0uZ0RZ
- 2-ball
- 33398 scroll
- 37x37x37 puzzle cube
- 4-dimensional fez
- 5-Alarm Saucepan
- 6-ball
- 7-Foot Dwarven mattock
- 8-billed baseball cap
- A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
- A Light that Never Goes Out
- a little sump'm sump'm
- A muse-bouche
- abstraction: certainty
- abstraction: purpose
- accidental mutton
- accordionoid rocca
- actual tapas
- adder bladder
- Afternoon Delight
- Agent Mauve
- Agitated Turkey
- agnolotti arboli
- albatross necklace
- Aldebaran sardines
- Alice's Army Dervish
- Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
- Alice's Army Foil tattoo
- Alice's Army Horseman
- alien animal goo
- alien plant pod
- alien protein powder
- alien sandwich
- all-purpose cleaner
- almost-dead walkie-talkie
- amber aviator shades
- Amnesiac Ale
- amok pudding
- amok putter
- ancient calendar
- ancient cursed foot locker
- ancient medicinal herbs
- ancient stone fist
- ancient vinyl coin purse
- anemone sauce
- anniversary gift box
- ant sickle
- Antagonistic Snowman Kit
- antique accordion
- Arrrmetia trading card
- Artist's Butterknife of Regret
- asbestos crossbow
- asbestos meat stack
- asbestos sword
- asbestos thermos
- ASCII fu manchu
- asparagus knife
- asparagus lo mein
- Aye Aye, Captain
- Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth
- baby bark scorpion
- backwoods screwdriver
- baconstone earring
- baconstone pendant
- badger badge
- bag of bones
- bag of GORP
- bag of lard
- bag of W&Ws
- baked stuffing
- ball-in-a-cup
- ballroom blintz
- banana daiquiri
- banana peel
- banana supersucker
- bargain flash powder
- barskin tent
- bartender-in-the-box
- Barulio's bottle
- basic martini
- basic meat helmet
- basic meat kilt
- basic meat skirt
- bat haggis
- bat wing
- batarang
- Beach Buck
- bean burrito
- bear claw
- beard incense
- beautiful rainbow
- beaver spear
- bed of coals
- Beefy Crunch Pastaco
- beefy fish meat
- beer bomb
- beer-soaked mop
- beholed bedsheet
- beige clambroth marble
- bejeweled accordion strap
- bejeweled cufflinks
- Ben-Gal™ Balm
- big bad voodoo mask
- big dribbly candle
- big stirring stick
- biker's hat
- bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme
- bird rib
- birthday party jellybean cheesecake
- BittyCar HotCar
- BittyCar MeatCar
- BittyCar SoulCar
- Bjorn's Hammer
- black & tan
- black blade
- black eyedrops
- black forest ham
- black kettle drum
- Black No. 2
- black pension check
- black pepper
- black picnic basket
- black pixel
- black snake skin
- black snowcone
- black sword
- black tear
- blackberry
- Blackfly Chardonnay
- blammer
- blended frozen swill
- blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail
- blind-packed capsule toy
- blind-packed die-cast metal toy
- Blizzards I Have Died In
- blob-shaped Crimbo cookie
- Blood Light
- Bloody Nora
- blue lava globs
- blue pixel potion
- blue plastic baby
- blue polka-dot oyster egg
- blue snowcone
- blue suede shoes
- bobble-hip hula elf doll
- boilermaker
- bone and arrows
- bone bons
- bone crusher
- boneana hammock
- bonedanna
- bonerang
- boot knife
- BOOtonniere
- Boris's key
- Boris's key lime
- Boris's key lime pie
- bottle of alcohol
- bottle of Blank-Out
- bottle of clam juice
- bottle of cooking sherry
- bottle of drinkin' gas
- bottle of fruity "wine"
- bottle of Jorge Sinsonte
- bottle of Lieutenant Freeman
- bottle of Monsieur Bubble
- bottle of moontan lotion
- bottle of Mystic Shell
- bottle of Old Pugilist
- bottle of Pete's Sake
- bottle of pirate juice
- bottle of rhinoceros hormones
- bottled day
- bottled inspiration
- bounty-hunting helmet
- bowl of fishysoisse
- bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
- Bowlet
- box of Pokëmann band-aids
- boxing glove
- boxing glove on a spring
- breadchucks
- breakfast miracle
- BRICKO bat
- BRICKO pyramid
- BRICKO sword
- BRICKO turtle
- BRICKO vacuum cleaner
- briefcase
- brilliant oyster egg
- broberry brogurt
- broken beer bottle
- broken clock
- broken high-temperature mining drill
- broken sword
- bronze
- bronze breastplate
- brown crock marble
- brown sugar cane
- browser cookie
- bubble bauble bow
- bubble-wrap simulator
- bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
- buckyball
- bugbear beanie
- bugged beanie
- bumblebee marble
- bunch of square grapes
- buoybottoms
- bus pass
- Buttery Knob
- buzzard feather
- C.H.U.M. knife
- calle de miel
- can of Binarrrca
- can of black paint
- can of Drooling Monk
- can of maces
- can of sardines
- can of sterno
- can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce
- Candicaine
- candy carrot cake
- candy cigarette
- candy dog collar
- canopic jar
- Cantelope
- cap gun
- carbonated soy milk
- carbonated water lily
- cardboard box turtle
- cardboard katana
- carob brownies
- carob chunk noodles
- cashew
- catfish whiskers
- catsup
- celestial olive oil
- charged magnet
- Charity's choker
- cheap Chinese beer
- cheap wind-up clock
- Ched
- cheerful antler hat
- cheerful Crimbo sweater
- chef-in-the-box
- chef-skull-in-the-box
- cherry
- cherry pie
- Cheshire Bitten
- chewing gum on a string
- ChibiBuddy™ (off)
- chitinous pod
- chlorine crystal
- chocolate cigar
- chocolate filthy lucre
- chocolate frosted sugar bomb
- chocolate puppy
- chocolate turtle totem
- chocolate-covered scarab beetle
- chrome crossbow
- chrome meat stack
- chrome staff
- chrome sword
- Citrus Crush wine cooler
- Claybender glasses
- clingfilm trousers
- Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife
- clockwork bartender-in-the-box
- clockwork chef head
- clockwork chef-in-the-box
- clockwork detective skull
- clockwork hat
- clockwork key
- clockwork maid
- clockwork pants
- clockwork pirate skull
- clockwork staff
- clockwork trench coat
- cloudy potion
- clownskin buckler
- club necklace
- coal shovel
- coarse hemp socks
- Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
- cocktailcrafting kit
- coffee sprite
- cold hi mein
- cold mashed potatoes
- Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket
- communal gobstopper
- communications windchimes
- complex alien zoological sample
- contract enforcement stick
- cool iron ingot
- cool mushroom
- corncob pipe
- cornucopia
- Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket
- Corpse Island iced tea
- corpse on the beach
- corpsebite
- corpsedriver
- corpsetini
- correction fluid
- corrupted data
- cosmetic football
- cottage
- counterfeit city
- cow poker
- cranberry cordial
- cranberry cylinder
- cranberry schnapps
- crayon shavings
- creamsicle
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
- Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler
- crossbow string
- crudles
- crusty L-shaped piece of metal
- CSA discount card
- cubic zirconia
- cuppa Activi tea
- cuppa Improprie tea
- curdflinger
- curmudgel
- cursed wishbone
- custard pie
- custom sixgun
- cute meteoroid
- cyborg stompin' boot
- Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
- Danglin' Chad's loincloth
- dark potion
- daub-breaker
- deactivated MicroMechaMech
- deactivated putty buddy
- deadly lampshade
- decaying goldfish liver
- delicious salad
- delicious stinkbug
- deluxe fax machine
- demon makeup kit
- denim axe
- denim jacket
- deodorant
- depantsing bomb
- depleted Grimacite gravy boat
- depleted Grimacite hammer
- depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- detective skull
- dew yoana lei
- diamond necklace
- didgeridooka
- dingy planks
- Dinsey Maintenance Manual
- Dinsey tattoo kit
- Dinsey Whinskey
- Dinsey's radar dish
- dire fudgesicle
- dirty rigging rope
- discarded swimming trunks
- Disco Banjo
- disco biscuit
- disco horoscope (Aries)
- disco horoscope (Cancer)
- disembodied brain
- disembodied smile
- dishrag
- displaced fish
- distilled fortified wine
- Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir
- Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- dollar-sign bag
- dollop of barbecue sauce
- donkey flipbook
- dope wheels
- double-ice britches
- double-ice gum
- Doublepunchplanter
- draggin' ball hat
- dress pants
- dried gelatinous cube
- drive-by shooting
- dropped scrap of paper
- drum machine
- drum of tommy ammo
- Drunken Neurologist
- dry noodles
- drywall axe
- dubious loincloth
- ducha de oro
- duct tape dockers
- duct tape wallet
- dull fish scale
- Dump Truck
- Dungeon Fist gauntlet
- duonoculars
- Duskwalker fangs
- Duskwalker syringe
- Dust bunny
- dusty animal jawbone
- dusty animal skull
- dusty barrel
- dusty eighth caudal vertebra
- dusty eighth thoracic vertebra
- dusty fifth lumbar vertebra
- dusty left fibula
- dusty left second rear claw
- dusty second caudal vertebra
- dusty sixth caudal vertebra
- dusty third thoracic vertebra
- Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations
- Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen
- E-Z Cook Oven™
- eagle's milk
- Earring of Fire
- Eau de Guaneau
- Ecto-Cooler
- edible alien plant bit
- eelskin pants
- eggnog
- eldritch distillate
- eldritch scanner
- Eldritch snap
- eldritch tincture (depleted)
- electric copperhead potion
- elegant nightstick
- elephant stinger
- Elizabeth's Dollie
- Elizabeth's paintbrush
- elven limbos gingerbread
- elven whittling knife
- empty lava bottle
- enchanted barbell
- enchanted brass knuckles
- enchanted handwarmer
- Energy Buzz Pastaco
- enormous belt buckle
- enticing mayolus
- eternal knot tattoo
- evil golden arches
- excitement pill
- expensive champagne
- expensive cigar
- extra-fancy ring setting
- extra-greasy slider
- eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest
- eXtreme meat crossbow
- eXtreme scarf
- extremely wet T-shirt
- eye-pod
- eyebrow lifter
- eyedrops of the ermine
- facsimile dictionary
- faded green protest sign
- faded red protest sign
- fake blood
- fancy blue potion
- fancy opera glasses
- FantasyRealm guest pass
- Feliz Navidad
- felt
- fermenting powder
- Ferrigno's Elixir of Power
- Fettris
- fettucini Inconnu
- Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy
- filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")
- filigreed hamethyst earring
- filigreed hamethyst necklace
- filigreed hamethyst ring
- filthy armor
- filthy knitted dread sack
- filthy poultice
- fire axe
- firebomb
- fireman's lunch
- fireproof megaphone
- fish bazooka
- fish scimitar
- fish stick
- fishbone belt
- fishbone bracers
- fishy fish casserole
- fishy fish lasagna
- flaming glowsticks
- flaming mushroom
- flaming talons
- flange
- flashy pirate dreadlocks
- flask of hamethyst juice
- flat mushroom wine
- fleetwood chain
- foam noodle
- Fog Murderer
- folder (Ex-Files)
- folder (rainbow unicorn)
- folder (red)
- folder (sportsballs)
- fossilized demon skull
- Frankly Mr. Shank
- freezerburned ice cube
- freezin' bindle
- French bronilla brogurt
- fricasseed brains
- Friendly Turkey
- frightful feather
- frigid hankyū
- Frigid Northern Beans
- frilly shirt
- Frogade
- Frown Exerciser
- frozen banquet
- fruit bowl
- fruity girl swill
- fudge pocket square
- full lava bottle
- full meat tank
- funky brass fez
- furry skirt
- fusillocybin
- fuzzbump
- garbage juice slurpee
- garish pinky ring
- gator skin
- Gene Tonic: Fish
- Gene Tonic: Plant
- Gene Tonic: Slime
- Gene Tonic: Weird
- General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket
- generic healing potion
- generic restorative potion
- ghast iron codpiece
- ghast iron heater shield
- ghost beer
- ghost pickle on a stick
- ghost toga
- ghostly dagger
- ghostly pickling solution
- giant candy cane
- giant designer sunglasses
- giant discarded bottlecap
- giant discarded torn-up glove
- giant yellow hat
- gift card
- gilded ancient cursed chest
- gilded ancient cursed key
- gilt perfume bottle
- Gin Mint
- gingerbread dog treat
- gingerbread mask
- gingerbread mug
- gingerbread smartphone
- gingerbread spice latte
- gingham blouse
- giraffe-necked turtle
- glark cable
- glass casserole dish
- glass gnoll eye
- glass of bourbon
- glass of goat's milk
- glass of warm water
- glass pie plate
- glimmering buzzard feather
- glimmering phoenix feather
- glistening oyster egg
- glob of cream cheese
- glob of green slime
- glow-in-the-dark dart gun
- gnat lasagna
- gnatloaf casserole
- gnauga hide
- gnauga hide chaps
- gnauga hide kilt
- gnauga hide skirt
- gnocchetti di Nietzsche
- Gnollish casserole dish
- Gnollish flyswatter
- Gnollish pie server
- Gnollish slotted spoon
- Gnomish sagngria
- Gnomish toolbox
- Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer
- Go-Wassail
- GOTO
- government-issued night-vision goggles
- gr8ps
- grapes
- grass blade
- grass hat
- Grateful Undead T-shirt
- Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
- grease cannon
- grease trap
- great old fashioned
- Great Older Fashioned
- green bean casserole
- green hamhock
- green LavaCo Lamp™
- green peawee marble
- green pill
- green snowcone
- green-iced sweet roll
- gremlin juice
- grey cube
- grisly shell fragment
- grungy flannel shirt
- guard turtle collar
- guard turtle shell
- gummi turtle
- gun cleaning kit
- gunky chicken
- gyroscope
- half-baked potion
- half-melted spoon
- halfberd
- hamethyst bracelet
- hamethyst necklace
- hamlet sandwich
- hand grenegg
- Hand that Rocks the Ladle
- handful of Crotchety Pine needles
- handful of fire
- handful of moss
- handful of sand
- handful of sawdust
- handful of tips
- handmade hobby horse
- handsomeness potion
- handyman "hand soap"
- happiness
- hardboiled egg
- harem girl t-shirt
- Hatorade
- haunted battery
- haunted cherry pie
- haunted paddle-ball
- hawkface potion
- Haymaker
- hazmat helmet
- headhunter necktie
- heart necklace
- heart-shaped candy whetstone
- heat-resistant gloves
- heavy crown
- heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr
- heavy-duty clipboard
- Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans
- Hell broth
- hellion cube
- hellseal whisker
- hermit factoid
- high-pressure seltzer bottle
- high-resistance ultrapolymer plating
- high-temperature mining mask
- Highest Bitter
- hill of beans
- hippopotamus skirt
- Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
- Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
- holo-platoon
- home robotics kit
- honey dipper
- honey-dipped locust
- horizontal tango
- hot date
- hot plate
- hotel minibar key
- humble pie
- ice skates
- ice wine
- Ice-Cold Beer Ring
- iceberg lettuce
- icy katana hilt
- icy mushroom wine
- igloo pie
- Illuminati earpiece
- imitation crab crate
- imitation nice watch
- imitation White Russian
- imp unity ring
- incredible pizza
- incredibly creepy marionette
- industrial strength starch
- infernal fife
- infernal insoles
- infrablack lipstick
- initiative shawarma
- Inner Truth
- insanely spicy bean burrito
- insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
- insulated gold wire
- irradiated candy cane
- ivory cue ball
- janglin' bones
- jangly bracelet
- janitor's mop
- jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
- jar of fermented pickle juice
- jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)
- jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)
- jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)
- jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
- jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)
- jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
- Jarlsberg's key
- Jarlsberg's key lime
- Jarlsberg's key lime pie
- Jefferson wings
- jerky coins
- jet bennie marble
- jingling spore pod
- Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet
- jug of porquoise juice
- jumping bean burrito
- jumping beans
- jungle drum
- jungle floor wax
- Jungle Juice
- kamicorpse-ee
- khaki duffel bag
- knob bugle
- Knob Goblin elite helm
- Knob Goblin elite pants
- Knob Goblin harem veil
- Knob Goblin perfume
- Knob Kitchen grab-bag
- Knob lo mein
- Knob pasty
- Knoll mushroom
- Knoll stir-fry
- KoL Con 13 T-shirt
- kumquartz
- kumquartz ring
- kumquat
- labrador cookie
- ladle of mystery
- large box
- lava cake
- lava-proof pants
- lead yo-yo
- leather aviator's cap
- leftover canapés
- leftover pasty
- leotarrrd
- li'l candy corn costume
- libation of liveliness
- lihc eye pie
- limburger biker boots
- linguini immondizia bianco
- linguini of the sea
- linoleum crossbow
- linoleum crossbow string
- linoleum ore
- linoleum sword
- lion oil
- little firkin
- little red .epub file
- little red book
- little red jam
- little round pebble
- Locust
- lollipop cufflinks
- long pork casserole
- los chinos
- low-budget shield
- lowercase N
- lucky ball-and-chain
- lucky Crimbo tiki necklace
- lucky rabbit's foot
- lumbering jack
- Lumineux Limnio
- lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter
- Mace of the Tortoise
- machetito
- madius
- mafia middle finger ring
- magic lamp
- magnetic sculpture kit
- magnificent oyster egg
- magnifying glass
- magnum of fancy champagne
- makeshift sixgun
- Manetwich
- mangled finger
- manly bloomers
- Manual of Numberology
- many-eyed glasses
- mariachi toothpaste
- Mark I Steam-Hat
- Mark III Steam-Hat
- Mark of the Vampire
- mashed potatoes
- massive gemstone
- massive sitar
- Maxing, Relaxing
- Maxwell's Silver Hammer
- mayo pump
- Meat maid
- meat shield
- meatloaf helmet
- melon-infused sake
- meme generator
- menudo
- menudo ravioli
- Mer-kin cancerstick
- Mer-kin digpick
- Mer-kin eyeglasses
- Mer-kin fastjuice
- Mer-kin mouthsoap
- Mer-kin sawdust
- Mer-kin takebag
- Mer-kin worktea
- Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
- mercenary pistol
- mercenary rifle
- metal mandible
- Meteorite-Ade
- Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
- Microplushie: Gothochondria
- mime army insignia (psychological warfare)
- mime eraser
- miming corduroys
- miner's helmet
- miner's pants
- mini-martini
- mini-Mr. Accessory
- mini-zeppelin
- miniature gravy-covered maypole
- Miniborg beeper
- Miniborg laser
- Miniborg stomper
- Miniborg strangler
- minin' dynamite
- miniscule temporal rip
- Mint Yulep
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
- mirrored aviator shades
- Miserable Pie
- Missing Eye Simulation Device
- Mohobo
- moist sailor's cap
- mojo filter
- moomy dust
- moreltini
- Mortimer's nostrum
- mother's little helper
- mountain lion skin
- mouth-watering mayolus
- moxie magnet
- Mr. Accessory Jr.
- Mr. Balloon
- Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
- Mt. McLargeHuge oyster
- muculent machete
- Mudflap-Girl Ring
- mulled cider
- mummy wrapping
- murderbot plasma rifle
- mushroom pizza
- muskox-skin cap
- mysterious chemical residue
- nasty gum
- nasty-smelling moss
- natural fennel soda
- nervous tick egg
- Newark
- NG
- ninja eyeblack
- ninja hot pants
- No Hats as Art
- Non-Euclidean Finance
- Northern pemmican
- Nose Ring of Putrescence
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV
- Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V
- nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box
- novelty fruit hat
- Now You're Cooking With Grease
- nugget of slicksilver
- nurse's hat
- ocean motion
- office-supply crossbow
- oil shell
- Ol' Scratch's salad fork
- old candy wrapper
- old school flying disc
- olive lo mein
- olive stir-fry
- one-winged stab bat
- oozenog
- orange boxing gloves
- orange peel hat
- orange snowcone
- Orcish cargo shorts
- ornate ancient cursed chest
- ornate ancient cursed key
- Othello's dagger
- Othello's military jacket
- painting of a glass of wine
- palm frond
- palm-frond cloak
- palm-frond toupee
- pants kit
- pants of the Slug Lord
- parasitic tentacles
- Pasta of Peril
- pat of butter
- pat-a-cake pendant
- PB&J with the crusts cut off
- peach
- peanut brittle shield
- pear
- pearl diver's ring
- pearlescent oyster egg
- pecan pie
- PEEZ dispenser
- penguinskin mini-kilt
- penguinskin mini-skirt
- perfume-soaked bandana
- personalized birthday cake
- pet anemone
- pet rock
- petrified noodles
- ph balancer
- phial of stench
- piece of after eight
- pile of dirt
- pile of jumping beans
- pile of smoking rags
- Pillowbug
- pine cone necklace
- Pine-Fresh air freshener
- pink candy heart
- pink plastic baby
- pink pony
- pink-belly slapper
- pixel coin
- pixel pill
- plaid bandage
- plaid pocket square
- plain bagel
- plain old beer
- plastic bib
- plastic nunchaku
- plate of Frigid Northern Beans
- plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans
- plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans
- plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
- plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
- plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
- Platinum Yendorian Express Card
- plum
- plus one
- pocket lint (orange)
- pocket lint (white)
- pocket maze
- pog #03 (warwelf)
- pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)
- pointed stick
- pointy mushroom
- pointy mushroom wine
- poisonous caviar
- Pokëmann figurine: Moog
- Pokëmann figurine: Twitter
- polo trophy
- Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
- porquoise bracelet
- porquoise eyebrow ring
- porquoise necklace
- porquoise ring
- portable cassette player
- possessed top
- possibility potion
- post-holiday sale coupon
- potato pistol
- potato sprout
- potion of temporary gr8tness
- potion of the captain's hammer
- potion of the field gar
- potted fern
- powdered dice
- pr0n chow mein
- pr0n cocktail
- pr0n legs
- pr0n stir-fry
- precious piercing post
- prehistoric spear
- premium malt liquor
- prescription noodles
- priceless diamond
- primitive alien medicine
- Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket
- projectile icemaker
- prosthetic forehead
- pulled porquoise pendant
- pulled red taffy
- Punchplanter
- purple corpsel
- purple pixel pie
- purple snowcone
- Putrid Pendant
- pygmy blowgun
- pygmy pygment
- pygmy spear
- quantum polarity inducer
- Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit
- Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
- Radberry Rip wine cooler
- radioactive chew toy
- Raggedy Hippy doll
- rat appendix
- rat scrapple
- ratskin belt
- rattlesnake enrager
- ravioli della hippy
- raw stuffing
- razor-sharp can lid
- really dense meat stack
- red box
- red button
- red coat
- red hot boilermaker
- red LavaCo Lamp™
- red letter
- red plastic baby
- red red wine
- Red Roger's red left hand
- red shirt
- red silk skirt
- red snowcone
- red velvet cake
- red-headed corpse
- red-hot jawbreaker
- red-hot knucklebone
- red-hot sausage fork
- Redeye™ Eyedrops
- reinforced furry underpants
- reliable sixgun
- reodorant
- resolution: be feistier
- resolution: be more adventurous
- reusable shopping bag
- Richard's star key
- ridiculous sunglasses
- rigid carapace
- ring of adornment
- ring of cold resistance
- Ring of Fire
- ring of gain strength
- ring of half-assed regeneration
- Ring of the Sewer Snake
- rinky-dink sixgun
- robin nog
- Rock and Roll Legend
- rockin' wagon
- rodeo whiskey
- roll of meat
- rolling pin
- rotting barrel
- rotting beefsteak
- rubber axe
- rubber ribcage
- rubber spider
- rubber WWBD? bracelet
- ruby on canes
- rusty compass
- rusty metal shaft
- rusty piece of rebar
- rusty rivet
- rusty speargun
- safety vest
- salamander slurry
- sangria
- Sangria de Menthe
- sardine can key
- Saturday Night Special
- sauce of the ages
- sausage pizza
- savoy truffle
- scary death orb
- Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill
- screwdiver
- scroll of pasta summoning
- scrumptious reagent
- sea salt crystal
- set of jacks
- sewage-clogged pistol
- sewer turtle
- sewer wad
- shark tooth necklace
- shaving cream
- shells a la shellfish
- shiny butcherknife
- short-handled mop
- shoulder-warming lotion
- shrapnel jelly donut
- shroomtini
- shushed potatoes
- Siberian sunrise
- silent A
- silent C
- silent E
- silent J
- silent S
- silent T
- silent V
- silent Y
- silver cheese-slicer
- Silver HP-35 Calculator
- silver paté knife
- silver salt-shaker
- silver shrimp fork
- simple ancient cursed key
- Single Alice's Army Foil
- single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
- single-serving herbal stuffing
- sinister altar fragment
- six pack of Mountain Stream
- skeleton beans
- skeleton key ring
- skewer-mounted razor blade
- slab of sponge
- sleazy and sour sauce
- sleazy fairy gravy
- sleep mask
- sleeping stocking
- sleeve deuce
- slime convention pin
- Slimebite
- Slimosa
- slip 'n' slide
- Sloe Comfortable Zoo
- small box
- small gummi fin
- smashed danish
- smiley-face sticker
- SMOOCH codpiece
- smooth velvet hat
- smooth velvet socks
- snake oil
- snakebite
- Sneaky Pete's breath spray
- Sneaky Pete's key
- Sneaky Pete's key lime
- snow halo
- sock garters
- soda water
- solid baconstone necklace
- solid baconstone ring
- solid linoleum box
- solid shifting time weirdness
- soup-chucks
- Source terminal file: compress.edu
- Source terminal file: dram.ext
- Source terminal file: gram.ext
- Source terminal INGRAM chip
- souvenir ski t-shirt
- space bar
- space junk
- space needle
- space port
- Spacegate emergency disintegrator
- Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
- spaghetti with ghost balls
- spant backplate
- spant tendon
- special clip: graveburpers
- special clip: tracers
- spectral axe
- SPF 451 lip balm
- spice melange
- spices
- spicy jumping bean burrito
- spicy noodles
- spider web
- spidercow eye-cluster
- Spirit Precipice
- sponge helmet
- spooky felt
- spooky hi mein
- spooky hockey mask
- spooky jelly
- spooky lo mein
- spooky nuggets
- spooky scarecrow
- spooky shrunken head
- spooky wooden block
- Spooky-Gro fertilizer
- spray chrome
- sprinkle-begging cup
- Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
- stained mattress
- stalk of asparagus
- standard-issue cupcake
- star buckler
- star crossbow
- star hat
- star key lime
- star key lime pie
- star staff
- Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)
- steel knuckles
- steel sword
- Stephen's lab coat
- sticky gloves
- sticky hand whip
- sticky meat skirt
- stinkin' bindle
- stinky hi mein
- stinky mushroom
- stolen meatpouch
- stolen office supplies
- stone banjo
- strange cube
- strawberry-flavored Hob-O
- strawberyl necklace
- Strikes Again Bigmouth
- strongness elixir
- stuffed Baron von Ratsworth
- stuffed dodo
- stuffed key
- stuffed Meat
- stuffed treasure chest
- stuffing fluffer
- Suffering Sinner
- sugar bunny
- sugar raygun
- sugar shank
- sugar shield
- sugar shorts
- suggestive strozzapreti
- Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword
- super-size brogurt
- superduperheated metal
- supportive bra
- Swabbie™ swab
- swamp lolly
- swashbuckling pants
- sweet tooth
- sword of static
- Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita
- tail o' nine cats
- Talisman o' Nam
- Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin
- tarnished metal rod
- tarnished tastevin
- tarrrnish charrrm
- tassel
- tasteful black bow tie
- tattered scrap of paper
- teeny-tiny magic scroll
- teflon swim fins
- tempura air
- tempura cauliflower
- tenderizing hammer
- teqiwila slammer
- tequila sunrise
- tequila with training wheels
- terrible poem
- thanksgiving turkey
- The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
- The Big Book of Communism
- The Crown of Ed the Undying
- The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
- the funk
- The Lost Pill Bottle
- The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants
- Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy
- throwing bone
- throwing fork
- throwing knife
- ticksilver spurs
- Time Cape
- tin cup of mulligan stew
- tin of submardines
- tiny balloon knife
- tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree
- tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer
- tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer
- tiny makeup kit
- tiny nose-bone fetish
- tiny plastic bad vibe
- tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type
- tiny plastic Crimbo Casino
- tiny plastic Crimbomega
- tiny plastic Father McGruber
- tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej
- tiny plastic hermit
- tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker
- tiny plastic Krampus
- tiny plastic mime functionary
- tiny plastic mime scientist
- tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf
- tiny plastic wild beaver
- tiny plastic zmobie
- tiny sombrero
- toast with sleaze jelly
- toast with spooky jelly
- tofu chow mein
- tofurkey leg
- tomato daiquiri
- tomato juice of powerful power
- tomb ratchet
- tommy gun
- tonic o' Banderas
- tourmalime tourniquet
- toy Crimbot mega face
- toy Crimbot power glove
- toy Crimbot rocket legs
- toy jet pack
- Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
- Tropical Crimbo Shorts
- tropical orchid
- tropical swill
- true grit
- tube of cranberry Go-Goo
- tube of hair oil
- tube of villain white
- tube sock
- Tuesday's ruby
- turkish mostaccioli
- turtle wax greaves
- Turtleslinger
- twitching claw
- twitching space egg
- Twitching Television Tattoo
- ultra-deluxe cupcake
- unappetizing mayolus
- Uncle Buck
- Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix
- uncooked chorizo
- underwater slingshot
- Underworld flail
- Underworld sapling
- unidentified drink
- unidentified jerky
- unrequired jacket
- valuable coin
- vampire chowder
- vampire pearl
- vampire pearl earring
- velcro boots
- velcro broadsword
- Venus flytrap
- very hot lunch
- vial of holy water
- vibrating cyborg knife
- vinegar-soaked lemon slice
- vinyl shield
- Vivian's Vitamin
- vodka and tonic
- Vodka Matryoshka
- vodka stinger
- volleyball
- voodoo snuff
- votive candle
- VYKEA bracket
- VYKEA dowel
- VYKEA hex key
- VYKEA instructions
- VYKEA lightning rune
- VYKEA plank
- walrus-tusk earring
- warbear badge
- warbear bearserker mead
- warbear blizzard mead
- warbear breakfast machine assembler
- warbear feasting bread
- warbear officer requisition box
- warbear requisition box
- warbear soda machine assembler
- warbear warrior bread
- warehouse key
- warm gravy
- warm war shawarma
- wax face
- wax pancake
- weathered barrel
- western-style skinning knife
- Whatsian Ionic Pliers
- wheel
- Whenchamacallit bar
- white blood cells
- White Chocolate Golem Seeds
- white hat hacker T-shirt
- white picket fence
- white satin shield
- white wine
- wind-up meatcar
- wintergreen-flavored potato chips
- wok lobster
- Woldo trading card
- Wolfman Nardz
- wonderwall shield
- wool hat
- wool sock
- Work is a Four Letter Sword
- World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
- wrestling mask
- Xiblaxian holo-bowtie
- yabba dabba doo rag
- yak anorak
- yak skin
- yak toupee
- yak whip
- yakskin skirt
- yam candy
- ye olde golde frontes
- Ye Olde Navy Fleece
- yellow candy heart
- yellow gummi ingot
- yellow pixel potion
- yellow striped oyster egg
- Yolo™ chocolates
- Yorick
- Zoodriver