Optimus747 appears in the following leaderboards:

• agua de vida
• Alice's Army Cleric
• Alice's Army Guard
• Alice's Army Halberder
• Alice's Army Ninja
• Alice's Army Shieldmaiden
• Alice's Army Swordsman
• amulet of extreme plot significance
• armgun
• bejeweled pledge pin
• bone flute
• Boss Bat bling
• BRICKO reactor
• BURT
• candied bolts
• candied pecan
• cane-mail pants
• cocoa eggshell fragment
• comfy pillow
• concoction of clumsiness
• correction fluid
• corrosive cowl
• drone self-destruct chip
• festive warbear bank
• figurine of a cold seal
• finger cymbals
• fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
• frying brainpan
• gearbox necklace
• giant marshmallow
• gin-soaked blotter paper
• glowing red eye
• Great Wolf's left paw
• groose grease
• Hodgman's almanac
• hot plate
• imp unity ring
• jigsaw blade
• jungle drum
• Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar
• Loathing Legion hammer
• magic whistle
• magilaser blastercannon
• Mayor Ghost's khakis
• megatofu
• memory of a C
• memory of a G
• memory of some delicious amino acids
• Mohawk wig
• ocarina of space
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• old dry bone
• orange leather lanyard
• oversized pizza cutter
• packet of pumpkin seeds
• papier-mâché glob
• patchouli oil bomb
• petit 4.1
• phonics down
• photoprotoneutron torpedo
• pin-stripe slacks
• plastic vampire fangs
• plum lozenge
• pressurized potion of proficiency
• rat tooth polish
• really dense meat stack
• record of infuriating silence (used)
• ridiculously huge sword
• rubber band gun
• scroll of drastic healing
• silent beret
• slime-covered lantern
• soft green echo eyedrop antidote
• spark plug earring
• spiky turtle helmet
• spruce juice
• square sponge pants
• stainless steel suspenders
• star crossbow
• star hat
• sticky gloves
• sugar shorts
• super-spiky hair gel
• tailbone shield
• tainted seal's blood
• Texas tea
• The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
• tiny house
• titanium assault umbrella
• Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
• war tongs
• warbear bearserker potion
• warbear electro-spiked helm
• warbear fleece-lined long johns
• warbear liquid overcoat
• warbear nuclear bowtie
• washboard shield
• world's smallest violin
• woven baling wire bracelets
• Yellow Moon of Compassion