Oldsfrk appears in the following leaderboards:

• 4-dimensional guitar
• agua de vida
• Alice's Army Cleric
• Alice's Army Coward
• Alice's Army Dervish
• Alice's Army Foil Page
• Alice's Army Guard
• Alice's Army Halberder
• Alice's Army Hammerman
• Alice's Army Horseman
• Alice's Army Lanceman
• Alice's Army Martyr
• Alice's Army Ninja
• Alice's Army Nurse
• Alice's Army Page
• Alice's Army Shieldmaiden
• Alice's Army Sniper
• Alice's Army Spearsman
• Alice's Army Swordsman
• amphibious tophat
• ancient cursed foot locker
• ancient turtle shell
• ancient turtle shell helmet
• angry inch
• ant antidepressant
• Antagonistic Snowman Kit
• arrowgram
• astral mushroom
• avatar of the Unconscious Collective
• bag of bones
• bagged stuffed "L"
• banana peel
• barrel pickle
• barskin loincloth
• battered old top-hat
• Belt of Howling Anger
• big bundle of chamoix
• big red button
• BittyCar MeatCar
• black plastic oyster egg
• Blood 'n' Plenty
• booty chest charrrm
• bottle of Old Pugilist
• bottle of Pinot Renoir
• bottle of Race Car Red
• Bowlet
• brittle plastic handle
• broken glass grenade
• broken high-temperature mining drill
• broken sword
• bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
• cannonball charrrm
• cannonball charrrm bracelet
• chlorine crystal
• chocolate puppy
• chocolate-covered caviar
• classy monkey
• Conspiracy™ mascara
• cool cat claw
• counterfeit city
• crazy little Turkish delight
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
• Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm
• crotchety pants
• crumpled felt fedora
• cuppa Feroci tea
• cuppa Gill tea
• cuppa Obscuri tea
• cuppa Royal tea
• cursed black pearl onion
• cursed bottle of black-label rum
• cursed bottle of rum
• cursed cannonball
• cursed dirty joke scroll
• cursed sea biscuit
• cursed voodoo skull
• cute meteoroid
• decaying wooden paddle
• defective Game Grid token
• dented harmonica
• depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• depleted Grimacite hammer
• detective roscoe
• dice ring
• Dinsey Maintenance Manual
• Dinsey Whinskey
• disassembled clover
• dollar-sign bag
• dreaming Jung man
• dried gelatinous cube
• dropped scrap of paper
• eelskin buckler
• eelskin shield
• empty lava bottle
• enchanted brass knuckles
• Everlasting Deckswabber
• fat wallet
• festive warbear bank
• fetid feather
• flaming sword
• floaty pebbles
• folder (blue)
• foot-long hot daub
• frozen Mob Penguin
• full lava bottle
• Game Grid ticket
• garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O
• gingerbread restraining order
• gingerbread spice latte
• gold toothbrush
• green cloth cap
• gremlin juice
• gremlin mutagen
• high-temperature mining drill
• huge pumpkin
• hungover chauvinist pig
• industrial strength anti-fungal spray
• internet point
• jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)
• jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
• jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• Lemonade-235
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• LOV Echinacea Bouquet
• lynyrdskin cap
• Manual of Numberology
• massive gemstone
• mauve polka-dot oyster egg
• meme generator
• Memories of Snake Oiling
• midriff scrubs
• Morlock's Mark Bourbon
• one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
• origami "gentlemen's" magazine
• Oscus's dumpster waders
• Ouija Board, Ouija Board
• Pack of Every Card
• packet of winter seeds
• pair of scissors
• papaya
• peppermint crook
• perfectly fair coin
• Piddles
• pile of useless robot parts
• plate of Frigid Northern Beans
• plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
• plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
• plush hamsterpus
• polymorphic fastening apparatus
• popcorn
• puce plastic oyster egg
• puce striped oyster egg
• Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
• rainbow bomb
• ram horns
• Ram's Face Lager
• red coat
• red striped oyster egg
• red-hot medallion
• reliable sixgun
• rusty diving helmet
• saffron antaravasaka
• Salsa de las Epocas
• Sazuruk-hai
• security blankie
• Serenity trading card
• sewing kit
• shining goblet
• shoulder-warming lotion
• silver tongue charrrm
• simple ancient cursed key
• sinister altar fragment
• Sister Accessory
• six pack of Mountain Stream
• slightly thicker filthy rags
• slime stack
• sneaky wrapping paper
• space jellybicycle
• Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise
• Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot
• Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb
• spongy shield
• squeaky toy rose
• steel sword
• stinky cheese sword
• sugar bunny
• super-size brogurt
• Sword of Dark Omens
• Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
• Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
• talisman of Seshat
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
• the kindest cold cut
• The Necbromancer's Hat
• Thor's Pliers
• Time-Spinner
• tiny black hole
• tiny plastic briefcase bat
• tiny plastic cubist bull
• tiny plastic four-shadowed mime
• tiny plastic Knott Yeti
• tiny plastic spooky vampire
• tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni
• toggle switch (Bartend)
• topiary necktie
• topiary tights
• toxo
• trench coat
• turtle pheromones
• uncapped blue lava bottle
• Uncle Buck
• Uncle Romulus (used)
• undissolvable contact lenses
• unpowered Robortender
• unrefined Mountain Stream syrup
• Unspeakable Earring
• very large caltrop
• vinyl boots
• warbear plain ushanka
• waterlogged bootstraps
• wax hat
• white chocolate and tomato pizza
• wiffle-flail
• Xiblaxian holo-bowtie
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
• yellow polka-dot oyster egg
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)