Nikademus appears in the following leaderboards:

• 1.21 jigawatts
• 334 scroll
• 4-dimensional fez
• 5-hour acrimony
• 64067 scroll
• 668 scroll
• 7-inch discus
• abominable blubber
• accordion file
• actual reality goggles
• adhesive tape dolly
• aerated diving helmet
• Agent Mauve
• agnolotti arboli
• agua de vida
• airblaster gun
• Alewife™ Ale
• Alice's Army Foil Horseman
• Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
• alien hologram projector
• alpha-mail pants
• alphabet gum
• amber aviator shades
• Amnesiac Ale
• amok pudding
• amok putter
• amphibious tophat
• ancient cursed foot locker
• ancient frozen dinner
• ancient hot dog wrapper
• ancient ice cream scoop
• ancient stone fist
• ancient stone head
• angel-food cake
• anger blaster
• ankleweights
• ant agonist
• ant antidepressant
• ant hoe
• ant pick
• ant pitchfork
• ant rake
• ant sickle
• antique packet of ketchup
• aquamariner's necklace
• aquamariner's ring
• arm buzzer
• Arrrmetia trading card
• artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice
• Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
• Artist's Spatula of Despair
• Artist's Whisk of Misery
• asbestos crossbow
• asbestos crossbow string
• asbestos meat stack
• asbestos staff
• asbestos stick
• asbestos sword
• asbestos sword hilt
• ASCII fu manchu
• ash soda
• Asleep in the Cemetery
• asparagus lo mein
• asparagus stir-fry
• atomic vector plotter
• augmented El Vibrato drone
• automatic catapult
• Aye Aye, Captain
• Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth
• baconstone earring
• baconstone pendant
• bad-ass club
• badger badge
• bag of lard
• bagged stuffed "L"
• balloon helmet
• balloon shield
• balloon sword
• banana daiquiri
• banana milkshake
• banana peel
• banana spritzer
• Bangyomaman battle juice
• banjo kazoo mount
• bar whip
• bark beret
• bark boxers
• bark bracelet
• Baron von Ratsworth's money clip
• barskin buckler
• barskin cloak
• barskin loincloth
• barskin tent
• bartender skull
• bartender-skull-in-the-box
• basic martini
• basic meat crossbow
• basic meat fez
• basic meat foon
• basic meat helmet
• basic meat kilt
• basic meat pants
• basic meat skirt
• basic meat spork
• basic meat staff
• basic meat sword
• bastard baster
• bat haggis
• bat hat
• bat whip
• bat wing kabob
• bat wing stir-fry
• bat-shaped Crimboween cookie
• battered hubcap
• bauxite beret
• beach ball marble
• beach glass necklace
• bean burrito
• beard incense
• beaten-up Chucks
• beaver spear
• bed of coals
• beer basted brat
• beer bong
• beer helmet
• beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
• bejeweled pledge pin
• bellhop bell
• bent scrap metal
• berry-infused sake
• bewitching boots
• bezoar ring
• bi-lateral logic compressor
• big bad voodoo mask
• big boom
• big bumboozer marble
• big dribbly candle
• big stirring stick
• bigger stick
• bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme
• birthday party jellybean cheesecake
• Bit O' Quail Spleen
• Bjorn's Hammer
• black belt
• Black Body™ spray
• black cowboy hat
• black facepaint
• black picnic basket
• black sheepskin diploma
• black spot
• blackberry polite
• blammer
• blank prescription sheet
• blended frozen swill
• blended frozen swill with a fly in it
• blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail
• blood of the Wereseal
• blue polka-dot oyster egg
• blue potion
• blue shell
• blue suede shoes
• blue velvet cake
• blue-frosted astral cupcake
• bobcat grenade
• bodyslam
• bone bandoneon
• bone collar
• bone flour
• boring spaghetti
• Boris's key lime
• Boris's key lime pie
• Boris's ring
• bottle of alcohol
• bottle of antifreeze
• bottle of clam juice
• bottle of Cochon Noir
• bottle of cooking sherry
• bottle of fruity "wine"
• bottle of Goldschnöckered
• bottle of limeade
• bottle of Mystic Shell
• bottle of Ooze-O
• bottle of Pete's Sake
• bottle of rhinoceros hormones
• bottle of sake
• bottle of sewage schnapps
• bottle of wine
• bottle opener belt buckle
• bottled inspiration
• bottled swamp gas
• boulder
• bowl of fishysoisse
• bowl of rye sprouts
• Bowl of Scorpions
• box-in-the-box
• boxing glove
• boxing glove on a spring
• boxing-glove-in-a-box
• Brain Food Pastaco
• brand new key
• brass abacus
• brass crank handle
• brass dorsal fin
• brass stinger
• brass turkey knuckles
• brazen bracelet
• breadchucks
• breadwand
• BRICKO bat
• BRICKO egg
• BRICKO elephant
• BRICKO octopus
• BRICKO ooze
• BRICKO oyster
• BRICKO python
• BRICKO sword
• BRICKO vacuum cleaner
• Bright Water
• Brimstone Bracelet
• brittle plastic handle
• broken clock
• broken El Vibrato drone
• bubble bauble bow
• bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)
• bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
• bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)
• bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
• bubblewrap crossbow
• bubblewrap staff
• bubblewrap sword
• bubbling tempura batter
• buckler buckle
• buffalo blade
• bug paste
• bugged bön±Ã©t
• bugged balaclava
• bugged beanie
• bull blubber
• bullet-proof corduroys
• burnt flower
• Buttery Knob
• buzzard feather
• C.H.U.M. chum
• C.H.U.M. knife
• C.H.U.M. lantern
• cactus monocle
• caipifruta
• Caipiranha
• calle de miel
• calle de miel with a fly in it
• can cannon
• can of depilatory cream
• can of maces
• can of starch
• can of sterno
• Can-Can skirt
• can-can-in-a-can
• can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce
• can-you-dig-it?
• candied kobold
• candied yams
• candy carrot
• candy carrot cake
• candy dog collar
• candy kneecapping stick
• candy stick
• candy UFOs
• cane-mail shirt
• cannonball charrrm bracelet
• carbonated soy milk
• cardboard box turtle
• cardboard crossbow
• cardboard ore
• cardboard staff
• cardboard sword
• carob brownies
• carob cannon
• carrot cake
• carrot claret
• carrot nose
• cast-iron legacy paddle
• catskin buckler
• catskin cap
• catsup
• celestial au jus
• celestial carrot juice
• celestial olive oil
• centurion helmet
• Cerebral Crossbow
• Cerebral Culottes
• Chakra Libre
• chamoisole
• charming flute
• charpuce jub-jub bird
• charrrm bracelet
• cheap Chinese beer
• cheap clip-on ninja tie
• cheap plastic blowgun
• cheap plastic kazoo
• cheap wind-up clock
• cheezburger
• cherry bomb
• cherry pie
• chiptune guitar
• chisel
• chitinous pod
• chloroform rag
• chlorophyll paste
• choco-Crimbot
• chocolate bowtie
• chocolate-frosted king cake
• chocotini
• Choker of the Ultragoth
• chrome crossbow
• chrome crossbow string
• chrome meat stack
• chrome sword
• chrome sword hilt
• circular CRIMBCOOKIE
• citrus-infused sake
• Clan shower
• Claybender glasses
• Climate Colada
• clock-cleaning hammer
• clockwork bartender head
• clockwork chef head
• clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
• clockwork claws
• clockwork clockwise dome
• clockwork counterclockwise dome
• clockwork crossbow
• clockwork detective skull
• clockwork doohickey
• clockwork endoskeleton
• clockwork handle
• clockwork hat
• clockwork maid head
• clockwork pirate skull
• clockwork rings
• clockwork rod
• clockwork shank
• clockwork spine
• clockwork staff
• clockwork sword
• clockwork trench coat
• clown whip
• clown wig
• clownskin belt
• clownskin buckler
• clownskin harness
• club of corruption
• club of the five seasons
• cocktailcrafting kit
• cold and sour sauce
• cold nuggets
• cold powder
• collapsible baton
• cologne of contempt
• comb jelly
• communications windchimes
• complicated lock impression
• computronic processing unit
• concoction of clumsiness
• congratulatory cake
• Connery's Elixir of Audacity
• cookie cookie
• cool cat claw
• cool iron greaves
• cool jelly donut
• cool mushroom
• cool mushroom casserole
• cool mushroom wine
• cooling iron breastplate
• cooling iron helmet
• copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet
• cordial of concentration
• correction fluid
• corroded breeches
• corrosive cowl
• corrupt club of corrupt corruption
• corrupt club of corruption
• corrupted bird DNA
• cosmetic football
• cosmic paste
• cottage
• cotton candy cordial
• cotton candy skoshe
• cracker
• cranberry cordial
• crappy waiter disguise
• crate of fish meat
• crayon shavings
• cream of pointy mushroom soup
• creepy voice box
• CRIMBCOLOAF
• Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
• Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head
• Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll
• Crimbo tree flocker
• Crimbot schematic: Big Head
• Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter
• Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder
• Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso
• Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs
• Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads
• Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan
• Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite
• Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise
• Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis
• Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler
• Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker
• crimsilion jub-jub bird
• croquet hedgehog
• crotchety pants
• crowbar
• crude crudités
• crudles
• crystalline reamer
• cup of lukewarm tea
• cupcake-in-a-cup
• curdflinger
• curmudgel
• cursed cannonball
• cursed ring finger ring
• cursed voodoo skull
• cyber-mattock
• Danglin' Chad's loincloth
• Dark & Starry
• dark baconstone ring
• dark potion
• das boot
• daub-breaker
• day-old beer
• dead meat bun
• deadly lampshade
• deadly nightshade
• decaying wooden oar
• decaying wooden paddle
• decomposed boot
• delectable catalyst
• delicious comfit?
• delicious spicy noodles
• delicious swamp muck
• deluxe Neverending Party favor
• demon buckler
• demon whip
• demonic cow's blood
• demonic paste
• demonskin jacket
• demonskin trousers
• denim axe
• denim jacket
• dense meat crossbow
• dense meat staff
• dense meat sword
• dental pliers
• depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• depleted Grimacite shinguards
• depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• desktop zen garden
• devilish folio
• dew yoana lei
• dew yoana salacious lei
• didgeridooka
• dieting pill
• digital key lime
• digital key lime pie
• dilapidated wizard hat
• dingy planks
• Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
• dishrag
• disintegrating quill pen
• distention pill
• distressed denim pants
• Dogsgotnonoz pills
• doll-eye amulet
• donkey flipbook
• dope wheels
• double-barreled sling
• Doublepunchplanter
• doubt cannon
• dove DNA
• Drac & Tan
• dragonfish caviar
• Dramatic™ range
• Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
• Dreadsylvanian seed pod
• dress pants
• dripping meat crossbow
• dripping meat sword
• drone self-destruct chip
• droopy doll eye
• Drunken Neurologist
• Drunkula's ring of haze
• dry vodka martini
• duct tape buckler
• duct tape dockers
• duct tape fedora
• duct tape shirt
• duct tape sword
• dueling banjo
• Dump Truck
• dungeoneer's dungarees
• dungeoneering kit
• Duskwalker fangs
• Duskwalker syringe
• dusty animal pelvis
• dusty eighth caudal vertebra
• dusty eighth thoracic vertebra
• dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra
• dusty fifth caudal vertebra
• dusty fifth cervical vertebra
• dusty fifth lumbar vertebra
• dusty fifth thoracic vertebra
• dusty first caudal vertebra
• dusty first cervical vertebra
• dusty first lumbar vertebra
• dusty first thoracic vertebra
• dusty fourth caudal vertebra
• dusty fourth cervical vertebra
• dusty fourth lumbar vertebra
• dusty fourth thoracic vertebra
• dusty left eighth rib
• dusty left eleventh rib
• dusty left femur
• dusty left fibula
• dusty left fifth rib
• dusty left first front claw
• dusty left first rear claw
• dusty left first rib
• dusty left fourth front claw
• dusty left fourth rear claw
• dusty left humerus
• dusty left kneecap
• dusty left ninth rib
• dusty left radius
• dusty left scapula
• dusty left second front claw
• dusty left second rear claw
• dusty left second rib
• dusty left seventh rib
• dusty left sixth rib
• dusty left tenth rib
• dusty left third front claw
• dusty left third rear claw
• dusty left third rib
• dusty left thumb
• dusty left tibia
• dusty left twelfth rib
• dusty left ulna
• dusty ninth caudal vertebra
• dusty ninth thoracic vertebra
• dusty right clavicle
• dusty right eighth rib
• dusty right eleventh rib
• dusty right femur
• dusty right fibula
• dusty right fifth rib
• dusty right first rear claw
• dusty right first rib
• dusty right fourth front claw
• dusty right fourth rear claw
• dusty right fourth rib
• dusty right humerus
• dusty right ninth rib
• dusty right scapula
• dusty right second front claw
• dusty right second rear claw
• dusty right second rib
• dusty right seventh rib
• dusty right sixth rib
• dusty right tenth rib
• dusty right third front claw
• dusty right third rear claw
• dusty right third rib
• dusty right thumb
• dusty right tibia
• dusty right twelfth rib
• dusty right ulna
• dusty sacral vertebrae
• dusty second caudal vertebra
• dusty second cervical vertebra
• dusty second lumbar vertebra
• dusty second thoracic vertebra
• dusty seventh caudal vertebra
• dusty seventh cervical vertebra
• dusty seventh lumbar vertebra
• dusty seventh thoracic vertebra
• dusty sixth caudal vertebra
• dusty sixth cervical vertebra
• dusty sixth lumbar vertebra
• dusty sixth thoracic vertebra
• dusty tenth caudal vertebra
• dusty tenth thoracic vertebra
• dusty third caudal vertebra
• dusty third cervical vertebra
• dusty third lumbar vertebra
• dusty third thoracic vertebra
• dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra
• dwarvish war helmet
• dwarvish war kilt
• dwarvish war mattock
• Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen
• Earring of Fire
• Earth, Wind and Firewater
• Eau de Guaneau
• ectoplasm au jus
• eel sauce
• eel skin
• eelskin buckler
• eelskin hat
• eelskin pants
• eelskin shield
• effervescent potion
• eggbeater
• El Vibrato drone
• El Vibrato Megadrone
• El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)
• El Vibrato translator
• El Vibrato trapezoid
• elemental paste
• eleven-foot pole
• Elizabeth's paintbrush
• Ellsbury's journal
• Ellsbury's skull
• elven cellocello
• elven suicide capsule
• Elvish delight
• enchanted bean burrito
• enchanted eyepatch
• enchanted handwarmer
• enchanted leopard-print barbell
• Energy Buzz Pastaco
• energy drink IV
• eternal car battery
• even more tinsel
• evil teddy bear sewing kit
• excitement pill
• experimental serum G-9
• expired can of franks 'n' beans
• exploding hacky-sack
• extra-fancy ring setting
• extra-heavy BRICKO brick
• extra-large palm-frond toupee
• Extra-slimy Slimosa
• extra-strength rubber bands
• eXtreme meat crossbow
• eXtreme meat staff
• eXtreme meat sword
• eye 'n' horn shampoo
• eye-pod
• eyedrops of the ocelot
• fairy gravy boat
• fancy ball mask
• fancy blue potion
• fancy schmancy cheese sauce
• FantasyRealm guest pass
• farfalle bow tie
• fat bottom quark
• Fauna Libre
• Faux
• fear condenser
• Feliz Navidad
• Ferrigno's Elixir of Power
• fertilized ghuol egg
• figurine of a cute baby seal
• figurine of a wretched-looking seal
• figurine of an ancient seal
• figurine of an armored seal
• filigreed hamethyst earring
• filigreed hamethyst necklace
• filigreed hamethyst ring
• filth-encrusted futon
• fin-bit wax
• fine aged cheddarwurst
• fire poi
• fish bazooka
• fish scimitar
• fish stick
• fish stick cozy
• fishy fish casserole
• fishy fish lasagna
• fishy paste
• fishy wand
• fixed-gear bicycle
• flamin' bindle
• Flaming Caipiranha
• flaming cardboard sword
• flaming glowsticks
• Flaming Knob
• flaming mushroom
• Flaming Sazerorc
• flaming sword
• flange
• flask of baconstone juice
• flask of Gnomochloric acid
• flask of hamethyst juice
• flask of porquoise juice
• flat mushroom wine
• fleetwood mac 'n' cheese
• flirtatious feather
• floaty rock necklace
• floaty rock pants
• floorboard cruft
• floral print shirt
• flowing hippy skirt
• fluorescent lightbulb
• flyest of shirts
• Flying Caipiranha
• flypaper staff
• flytrap pellet
• Fog Murderer
• folder (blue)
• folder (Ex-Files)
• folder (green)
• folder (red)
• foon of fearfulness
• foon of fleshiness
• foon of foulness
• foon of frigidity
• foon of fulmination
• forbidden danish
• forest spirit rattle
• frat brats
• freezerburned ice cube
• freezin' bindle
• French bronilla brogurt
• frilly shirt
• Frogade
• Frost™ brand sword
• frostbite-flavored Hob-O
• frosty halo
• frozen danish
• frozen seal spine
• frozen turtle shell
• fruit bowl
• fruity girl swill
• fry-oil-flavored Hob-O
• Fu Manchu Wax
• Fudge Fiber Armor Plating
• full meat tank
• fumble formula
• funky brass fez
• funny paper hat
• furniture dolly
• furry green earmuffs
• furry halo
• furry kilt
• furry skirt
• fusillocybin
• Game Grid valued membership card
• ganger bandana
• garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O
• gator skin
• gatorskin umbrella
• gauze hammock
• gauze shorts
• gazing shoes
• Gearhead Goo
• Gene Tonic: Beast
• Gene Tonic: Constellation
• Gene Tonic: Demon
• Gene Tonic: Dude
• Gene Tonic: Elf
• Gene Tonic: Fish
• Gene Tonic: Goblin
• Gene Tonic: Hippy
• Gene Tonic: Horror
• Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
• Gene Tonic: Pirate
• Gene Tonic: Plant
• Gene Tonic: Slime
• Gene Tonic: Weird
• ghast iron codpiece
• ghast iron Garibaldi
• ghast iron heater shield
• ghost key
• ghost shawl
• ghostly pickling solution
• giant artisanal rice peeler
• giant cactus quill
• giant cheesestick
• giant diamond ring
• giant discarded torn-up glove
• giant driftwood sculpture
• giant fishhook
• giant foam finger
• giant green gummi bear
• giant green gummi ingot
• giant motorcycle boots
• giant red gummi ingot
• giant safety pin
• giant yellow gummi ingot
• giant yellow hat
• gibson
• gilded ancient cursed key
• gilded BRICKO brick
• gill rings
• gin and tonic
• glass gnoll eye
• glass of baboon milk
• glimmering buzzard feather
• glimmering great tit feather
• glimmering penguin feather
• glimmering phoenix feather
• glimmering raven feather
• glimmering roc feather
• glistening staff
• glob of Blank-Out
• glob of green slime
• globe of Deep Sauce
• glowing El Vibrato drone
• glowing esca
• glowing fungus
• glowing syringe
• gnat lasagna
• gnatloaf
• gnatloaf casserole
• gnauga hide buckler
• gnauga hide chaps
• gnauga hide kilt
• gnauga hide skirt
• gnauga hide vest
• gnauga hide whip
• gnoll-tooth necklace
• Gnollish casserole dish
• Gnomish toolbox
• goat cheese taco
• goblin autoblowgun
• goblin hunting spear
• goblin paste
• gold toothbrush
• Golden Mean
• gooey paste
• goulauncher
• grass whistle
• grassy cutlass
• Grateful Undead T-shirt
• greasy paste
• great old fashioned
• Great Older Fashioned
• Great Wolf's beastly trousers
• green clay bead
• Green Muslin
• green pixel potion
• green smoke bomb
• green snowcone
• Green Velvet
• green-frosted astral cupcake
• gremlin mutagen
• Grim Brothers' story book
• grimstone galoshes
• grimstone mask
• grisly shield
• grogpagne
• groose grease
• groovy prism necklace
• groupie lipstick
• grungy bandana
• guancertina
• guard turtle shell
• Gummi-DNA
• gym shorts
• gyroscope
• hair of the fish
• hairy staff
• half-empty carton of milk
• half-height unicycle
• half-sized guitar
• halfberd
• halibut
• hamethyst earring
• hamethyst necklace
• hamethyst ring
• hammerus
• hand grenegg
• Hand that Rocks the Ladle
• hand-carved staff
• handful of barley
• handful of drink tickets
• handful of numbers
• handyman "hand soap"
• hangman's hood
• hard spore pod
• hardware upgrade
• hare pin
• Hatorade
• haunted cherry pie
• haunted flame
• Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance
• Haymaker
• heavy hot sauce
• heavy necklace chain
• hedgeturtle
• Hell broth
• hellion cube
• helmet recipe
• henna face paint
• Herringtini
• high-pressure seltzer bottle
• Highest Bitter
• Himalayan Hidalgo sauce
• hippo skin buckler
• hippopotamus kilt
• hippopotamus pants
• hippopotamus skirt
• hipposkin poncho
• Hippy Army MPE
• hippy medical kit
• hippy paste
• HOA citation pad
• HOA zombie eyes
• hobo paste
• holy bomb, batman
• homeopathic healing powder
• honeycap
• horizontal tango
• hot and sour sauce
• hot buttered roll
• hot cross bow
• hot nuggets
• hot plate
• Huggler Radio
• humming El Vibrato drone
• Humpty Dumplings
• Hundred Headed IPA
• hungover chauvinist pig
• hyperbolic plasma focuser
• ice skate decoy
• ice skate doll
• Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
• Ice-Cold Beer Ring
• Ice-Cold Beerring
• iceberg lettuce
• iced-out bling
• icicle katana
• imitation crab crate
• imitation whetstone
• immense ballet shoes
• imp unity ring
• incredible pizza
• industrial frosting
• industrial strength anti-fungal spray
• infernal toilet brush
• inflatable baseball bat
• ingot of seal-iron
• initiative shawarma
• ink bladder
• inkwell
• inky squid sauce
• Inndya trading card
• innuendo
• insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
• insulting hat
• ion grid
• ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
• ironic battle spoon
• ironic knit cap
• ironic oversized sunglasses
• irradiated candy cane
• irradiated pet snacks
• jabanero pepper
• jagged scrap metal
• jalapeno slices
• janitor sponge
• jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
• Jarlsberg's earring
• Jarlsberg's key lime
• Jarlsberg's key lime pie
• java cookie
• Jerks' Health™ Magazine
• jewelry-making pliers
• jug of baconstone juice
• jug of Gnomochloric acid
• jug of hamethyst juice
• jug of porquoise juice
• jumping bean burrito
• jumping bean taco
• juniper berries
• junk band
• junk-mail pants
• Kashmir sweater
• keg shield
• Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
• Kentucky-fried meat staff
• Kentucky-fried meat sword
• ketchup
• khaki duffel bag
• kick-ass kicks
• Knob Goblin eyedrops
• Knob Goblin harem veil
• Knob Goblin melon baller
• Knob Goblin Mutagen
• Knob Goblin perfume
• Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
• Knob Goblin scimitar
• Knob Kitchen grab-bag
• Knob lo mein
• knob mushroom wine
• Knob sausage stir-fry
• Knob shroomkabob
• Knob stir-fry
• knobby kneepads
• Knoll mushroom
• knoll mushroom wine
• Knoll shroomkabob
• Knoll stir-fry
• kobold treasure hoard
• kumquat
• lavender plastic oyster egg
• lawnmower blade
• lead pipe
• lead yo-yo
• leather bookmark
• lemon popsicle
• libation of liveliness
• licorice whip
• lifeless meat doll
• limburger biker boots
• linoleum crossbow
• linoleum crossbow string
• linoleum meat stack
• linoleum ore
• linoleum staff
• linoleum sword
• linoleum sword hilt
• little parachute guy
• little wooden mannequin
• live nautical mine
• live wire
• liver popsicle
• llama lama gong
• loadstone
• loathing eagle baby-doll shirt
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion hammer
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• Lockenstock™ sandals
• Locust
• logging hatchet
• logic synthesizer
• London frog
• long pork casserole
• long pork chop sandwiches
• long pork lasagna
• long-forgotten necklace
• longhaired hippy wig
• loose purse strings
• lotion of sleaziness
• lotion of spookiness
• lotion of stench
• LOV Elixir #6
• Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
• lowercase a
• lucky cat collar
• lucky cat's paw
• lumbering jack
• lump of black ichor
• lychee chuhai
• lynyrdskin breeches
• lynyrdskin cap
• Mace of the Tortoise
• machetito
• macrame net
• madius
• Mae West with a fly in it
• magical ice cubes
• magnetic sculpture kit
• makeshift skirt
• malevolent medallion
• Mallomarbles
• mandarina colada with a fly in it
• Manetwich
• mangled finger
• manly bloomers
• mannequin leg
• mariachi hat
• Mark I Steam-Hat
• Mark III Steam-Hat
• Mark IV Steam-Hat
• mass of wriggling tentacles
• mauve polka-dot oyster egg
• Maxing, Relaxing
• Mayoflex
• meat cowboy hat
• meat face
• meat golem
• Meat maid
• Meat maid body
• meat shield
• meatloaf helmet
• meatspout staff
• meaty helmet turtle
• melon-infused sake
• memory of a T
• memory of an A
• menorette
• menudo ravioli
• Mer-kin breastplate
• Mer-kin bunwig
• Mer-kin cooljuice
• Mer-kin digpick
• Mer-kin dodgeball
• Mer-kin dragbelt
• Mer-kin dragnet
• Mer-kin eyeglasses
• Mer-kin facecowl
• Mer-kin finpaddle
• Mer-kin foodbucket
• Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
• Mer-kin gutgirdle
• Mer-kin headguard
• Mer-kin healscroll
• Mer-kin hidepaint
• Mer-kin killscroll
• Mer-kin lipstick
• Mer-kin mouthsoap
• Mer-kin paste
• Mer-kin pinkslip
• Mer-kin ragejuice
• Mer-kin roundshield
• Mer-kin sawdust
• Mer-kin scholar mask
• Mer-kin smartjuice
• Mer-kin sneakmask
• Mer-kin strongjuice
• Mer-kin switchblade
• Mer-kin takebag
• Mer-kin thingpouch
• Mer-kin waistrope
• Mer-kin worktea
• mermaid's purse
• metal mandible
• Meteoid ice beam
• metrognome
• microwave stogie
• milk of magnesium
• mimosette
• miner's helmet
• miner's pants
• mini-zeppelin
• miniature boiler
• miniature castagnets
• miniature deck cannon
• miniature dormouse
• miniature pruning shears
• miniature tophat
• Mint Yulep
• mint-condition magic wand
• Miserable Pie
• misfit dolly
• misfit hobby horse
• misfit teddy bear
• missing wine
• Misty Robe
• mocking turtle
• Mohobo
• mojo filter
• mole molé
• molten medallion
• monkey barf
• monster bait
• monstrous monocle
• moonberry wine cooler
• Moonshine Mohobo
• Moonthril Schnapps
• morning dew
• MSG
• muculent machete
• muddy skirt
• Mudflap-Girl Earring
• Mudflap-Girl Necklace
• Mudflap-Girl Ring
• mummy mask
• mummy wrapping
• munchies pill
• musty moccasins
• nanite-infested eggnog
• nasty rat mask
• natural fennel soda
• naughty fortune teller
• naughty paper shuriken
• Nayztameetjoo trading card
• ND
• neurostim pill
• neutron lollipop
• ninja carabiner
• ninja rope
• non-stick pugil stick
• Northern pemmican
• Nose Ring of Putrescence
• nothing-in-the-box
• nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box
• novelty tattoo sleeves
• noxious gas grenade
• nurse's hat
• nutty organic salad
• obsidian nutcracker
• occult jelly donut
• octopus's spade
• oil cap
• oil lamp
• oil of expertise
• Oil of Parrrlay
• oil of slipperiness
• oil of stability
• oil pan
• oil slacks
• oily paste
• ointment of the occult
• Okee-Dokee soda
• Ol' Scratch's salad fork
• old eyebrow pencil
• old rosewater cream
• olive lo mein
• olive stir-fry
• orange peel hat
• orange popsicle
• orange slime glob
• orange-frosted astral cupcake
• orc paste
• orc wrist
• Orcish meat locker
• orcish nailing lube
• orcish rubber
• orcish stud-finder
• origami riding crop
• ornate ancient cursed chest
• ornate ancient cursed key
• Ouija Board, Ouija Board
• out-of-tune biwa
• overclocked avian microprocessor
• overpowering mushroom wine
• overpriced "imported" beer
• oversized pipe
• oversized snowflake
• pacification grenade
• packet of beer nuts
• packet of beer seeds
• packet of pumpkin seeds
• padded tortoise
• PADL Phone
• painful penne pasta
• painted shield
• pair of bolt cutters
• pair of pearidot earrings
• palm frond
• palm-frond capris
• palm-frond fan
• palm-frond net
• palm-frond whip
• panhandle panhandling hat
• pants kit
• pants of the Slug Lord
• panty raider camouflage
• papaya slung
• paper-plate-mail pants
• papier-mâché handle
• papier-mâchaeranthera
• papotion of papower
• paranormal ricotta
• parisian cathouse
• Pasta of Peril
• pat-a-cake pendant
• patchouli oil bomb
• patent leather shoes
• peach
• peach lozenge
• peanut sauce
• pear
• pear lozenge
• pear tart
• pearl diver's necklace
• pearl diver's ring
• pec oil
• pecan pie
• pencil kunai
• Pendant of Fire
• Pendant of Gargalesis
• penguin shorts
• penguin skin buckler
• penguinskin mini-kilt
• pentacorn hat
• peppermint twist
• percent sign
• perfectly ordinary frog
• perforated battle paddle
• perfume of prejudice
• perfume-soaked bandana
• perl necklace
• pernicious cudgel
• perpendicular hula with a fly in it
• pestoblade
• pet anemone
• petit fortran
• petrified noodles
• phial of coldness
• phial of hotness
• phial of sleaziness
• phial of spookiness
• phial of stench
• philter of phorce
• physiostim pill
• pickled egg
• pig-iron bracers
• pig-iron helm
• pig-iron shinguards
• pile of jumping beans
• pimpin' meat hat
• pine tar
• Pine-Fresh air freshener
• pipe wrench
• pirate brochure
• pirate pamphlet
• pirate paste
• pirate skull
• pirate tract
• pirate zombie head
• pirate zombie robot head
• pixel chain whip
• pixel energy tank
• pixel grappling hook
• pixel morning star
• pixel orb
• pixel pill
• pixel power cell
• pixel shield
• pixel sword
• pixel whip
• Plague of Locusts
• plaid bandage
• plaid pocket square
• plain old beer
• plain paper hat
• plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
• plum
• plumber's lunch
• plush alien hamsterpus
• plush hamsterpus
• plush mutated alielf
• pointy mushroom
• pointy mushroom wine
• Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu
• Pokëmann figurine: Twitter
• polished moon-amber
• poltergeist-in-the-jar-o
• pool of liquid metal
• popcorn
• porquoise eyebrow ring
• porquoise ring
• portable motorcycle
• potato pistol
• potato sprout
• potent potion of potency
• potion of animal rage
• potion of potency
• potion of punctual companionship
• potion of temporary gr8tness
• pottery hat
• poutine pole
• powdered candy sushi set
• powdered sealbone
• powdered wig
• pr0n m4nic0tti
• pr0n stir-fry
• precious piercing post
• pregnant gloomy black mushroom
• pregnant mushroom
• pressurized potion of perspicacity
• pressurized potion of pneumaticity
• pressurized potion of proficiency
• pressurized potion of puissance
• pressurized potion of pulchritude
• pretty pink bow
• Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit
• Princess Rutabaga trading card
• programmable turtle
• projectile icemaker
• Protects-Your-Junk
• protein paste
• prussian cathouse with a fly in it
• psychedelic bubble wand
• puce paisley oyster egg
• pulled blue taffy
• pulled indigo taffy
• pulled porquoise earring
• pulled porquoise pendant
• pulled red taffy
• pulled yellow taffy
• pumpkin
• pumpkin bomb
• pumpkin juice
• pumpkin pie
• Punchplanter
• purple clay bead
• Putrid Pendant
• PVC staff
• pygmy blowgun
• pygmy concertinette
• pygmy dart
• pygmy nose-bone
• pygmy pygment
• pygmy spear
• pygmy witchhazel
• quadroculars
• quake of arrows
• quantum polarity inducer
• Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit
• Quiets-Your-Steps
• rabbit punch
• radiation-resistant helmet
• radiator heater shield
• rainbow crossbow
• rainbow tie
• raspberry
• rat appendix
• rat appendix kabob
• rat scrapple
• ratarang
• ratskin belt
• rattail whip
• rattlesnake enrager
• ravioli della hippy
• razor-sharp can lid
• Really Expensive Jewelry and You
• really sticky spider web
• really thick bandage
• really thick spine
• recursive spline reticulator
• Red Dwarf
• red plastic oyster egg
• red-hot sausage fork
• redrum
• reflection of a map
• regret hose
• reinforced beaded headband
• reodorant
• repaired El Vibrato drone
• repeating crossbow
• replica key
• resolution: be happier
• resolution: be luckier
• reverse-oscillating klystron
• rhinestone cowboy shirt
• rhinoceros horn
• Riker's Search History
• Ring of Fire
• ring of gain strength
• ring of increase damage
• ring of telling skeletons what to do
• Ring of the Sewer Snake
• ring setting
• roasted duck
• robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
• rockin' wagon
• rockin' wagon with a fly in it
• Rogue Windmill Rouge
• roll of drink tickets
• roll of Hob-Os
• roller skate decoy
• roller skate doll
• Roman sadnals
• rook cookie
• round green sunglasses
• round purple sunglasses
• rubber axe
• rubber spatula
• ruby on canes
• rum barrel charrrm bracelet
• Russian Ice
• rusty bonesaw
• rusty broken diving helmet
• rusty compass
• rusty diving helmet
• rusty metal key
• rusty metal ring
• rusty metal shaft
• rusty old lantern
• rusty porthole
• rusty rivet
• rusty staff
• rusty valve wheel
• S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
• S.T.L.T.
• salacious lychee chuhai
• salacious screwdiver
• salamander slurry
• Salsa de las Epocas
• salt water taffy
• samurai turtle helmet
• sandpaper
• sandwich of the gods
• sangria
• Sangria de Menthe
• sangria del diablo
• sauce of the ages
• sausage bomb
• sausage wonton
• savory crossbow
• savory sword
• Sazuruk-hai
• scale-mail underwear
• scissor duck
• scorpion whip
• scrap of shadow
• scrap of sticky paper
• screwdiver
• scroll case
• scrumdiddlyumptious solution
• sea avocado
• sea blueberry
• sea broccoli
• sea cape
• sea carrot
• sea cauliflower
• sea chaps
• sea cowboy hat
• sea cucumber
• sea honeydew
• sea leather
• sea lychee
• sea mantle
• sea radish
• sea shawl
• sea tangelo
• seal-blubber candle
• seal-toothed rock
• sealhide buckler
• sealhide cloak
• sealhide gloves
• sealhide leggings
• seaode
• seared dino steak
• seaweed
• sebaceous shield
• security blankie
• seegar butt
• sequined fez
• Serenity trading card
• serum of sarcasm
• servomechanical torsion facilitator
• severed flipper
• sewer wad
• shadowy seal eye
• shaker of dry rub
• Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion
• sham champagne
• shamanic beads
• shark jumper
• shark tooth
• shark tooth necklace
• sharp tin strip
• sharpened spoon
• shavin' razor
• shining halo
• shiny gold fronts
• shiny hood ornament
• shiny tribal beads
• shirt kit
• Shivering Chèvre
• shocked shell
• shoo-fish pie
• shot of peach schnapps
• shot of pear schnapps
• shot of tomato schnapps
• shrapnel jelly donut
• shrinking powder
• shroomtini
• Shrubble Bubble
• shuddersword
• Siberian sunrise
• silver keg
• silver paté knife
• silver salt-shaker
• silver shrimp fork
• simple AI
• sinewy crossbow string
• single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• sinister demon mask
• Sitrep berry
• six-armed sweater
• six-rainbow shield
• skate blade
• skate board
• skate skates
• skate skin
• skeleton skis
• skewered cat appendix
• ski resort souvenir crate
• skull gearshift knob
• slap and tickle with a fly in it
• sleaze nuggets
• sleaze powder
• sleazy and sour sauce
• sleazy bindle
• sleazy fairy gravy
• sleep mask
• slice of pizza
• slightly peevedbow
• slime convention coupons
• slime convention flyers
• slime-covered club
• slime-covered greaves
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered speargun
• slime-covered staff
• Slimosa
• slip 'n' slide
• Slippery Knob
• Sloe Comfortable Zoo
• Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire
• Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags
• small golem
• small slimy cyst
• smashed danish
• smiley-face sticker
• smoking talon
• smoldering staff
• smut orc sunglasses
• snailmail coif
• snailmail hauberk
• snake shield
• Sneaky Pete's breath spray
• Sneaky Pete's key lime
• Sneaky Pete's key lime pie
• snow cleats
• snow halo
• sock garters
• soggy seed packet
• solid baconstone earring
• solid baconstone necklace
• solid baconstone ring
• solid state loom
• soup-chucks
• Source terminal file: compress.edu
• Source terminal file: familiar.ext
• Source terminal file: turbo.edu
• Source terminal PRAM chip
• souvenir ski t-shirt
• soyburger juice
• soylent staff
• space jellybicycle
• space marine flash grenade
• space port
• Space Tours Tripple
• spaghetti con calaveras
• spaghetti cult mask
• spaghetti cult rosary
• spaghetti with rock-balls
• spangly mariachi vest
• spangly unitard
• sparking El Vibrato drone
• special clip: graveburpers
• special clip: splatterers
• spectral axe
• spiced rum
• spicy bean burrito
• spicy enchanted bean burrito
• spicy jumping bean burrito
• spicy noodles
• spiky turtle helmet
• spiky turtle shield
• sponge helmet
• spongy shield
• spooky and sour sauce
• spooky lo mein
• spooky powder
• Spooky Putty mitre
• Spooky Putty monster
• spooky staff
• spooky stir-fry
• Spooky-Gro fertilizer
• spoonful of Linguine-Os
• sprocket assembly
• spruce juice
• square sponge pants
• Squib
• Staff of Blood and Pudding
• Staff of the Electric Range
• Staff of the Grand Flambé
• Staff of the Grease Trap
• Staff of the Greasefire
• Staff of the Kitchen Floor
• Staff of the Short Order Cook
• Staff of the Soupbone
• Staff of the Teapot Tempest
• Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
• Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron
• stained mattress
• staph of homophones
• stapler bear
• star boomerang
• star crossbow
• star hat
• star key lime
• star key lime pie
• star shirt
• star staff
• star stiletto
• starchy crossbow
• starchy staff
• starchy sword
• stealth bomber
• Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)
• Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)
• steel sword
• steely marble
• stench and sour sauce
• sterno-flavored Hob-O
• stick-on mini solar panels
• stick-on-a-string
• sticky meat kilt
• sticky meat pants
• sticky meat skirt
• stinkin' bindle
• stinking agaricus
• stinky mushroom
• stomp box
• stone banjo
• Stone Golem pebbles
• strange paste
• straw hat
• strawberry popsicle
• strawberry-flavored Hob-O
• Strikes Again Bigmouth
• string of dingle balls
• stuffed sabre-toothed lime
• sturdy sword hilt
• styrofoam crossbow
• styrofoam ore
• styrofoam staff
• styrofoam sword
• suede shortsword
• Suffering Sinner
• sugar bunny
• sugar cherry
• sugar shillelagh
• sugar shirt
• Summer Nights
• sun-dried tofu
• Super Magic Power Sword X
• super-absorbent tarp
• super-size brogurt
• superamplified boom box
• superduperball
• Suppurating Sinner
• sushi doily
• sushi-rolling mat
• Swabbie™ swab
• swamp lolly
• sweatband
• sweet rims
• sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
• swirly potion
• sword hilt
• sword of static
• swordzall
• synthetic dog hair pill
• T.U.R.D.S. Key
• Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
• Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
• tail o' nine cats
• tainted seal's blood
• Tales from the Fireside
• Tales of Spelunking
• talisman of Seshat
• tangarita with a fly in it
• tangerine
• tarnished metal ring
• tarnished metal rod
• tarrrnished charrrm bracelet
• tasteful black bow tie
• Tears of the Quiet Healer
• teeny-tiny magic scroll
• teeny-tiny ninja stars
• teflon ore
• teflon shield
• teflon spatula
• teflon swim fins
• temporary tribal tattoo
• temporary yak tattoo
• tempura air
• tempura avocado
• tempura broccoli
• tempura carrot
• tempura cauliflower
• tempura cucumber
• tempura radish
• tenderizing hammer
• teqiwila
• tequila sunset
• tequila with training wheels
• that gum you like
• The Big Book of Communism
• The Big Book of Pirate Insults
• the finger
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
• The Landscaper's leafblower
• The Legendary Beat
• The Lost Comb
• The Lost Pill Bottle
• The Ring
• The Snake trading card
• thin gold wire
• third-hand nunchaku
• thought balloon
• throwing candy
• throwing wrench
• thyme jelly donut
• time halo
• time's arrow
• tin roof (rusted)
• tiny ballet slippers
• tiny bindle
• tiny bottle of absinthe
• tiny cell phone
• tiny fly glasses
• tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
• tiny maracas
• tiny ninja sword
• tiny plastic MechaElf
• tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski
• tiny prop sword
• tiny sombrero
• toasted brie
• tofu casserole
• tofu chow mein
• tofu stir-fry
• tofu taco
• tofurkey gravy
• tofurkey leg
• tofurkey nugget
• tomato daiquiri
• tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie
• tonic djinn
• topiary tights
• torquoise ring
• tourmalime tourniquet
• toy Crimbot mega face
• toy Crimbot rocket legs
• toy six-seater hovercraft
• toy taijijian
• Transylvania Sling
• triangular CRIMBCOOKIE
• troll britches
• tropical swill
• trout fang
• tube of dread wax
• tuning fork
• turkish mostaccioli
• turtle wax greaves
• turtle wax helmet
• turtle wax shield
• turtlemail breeches
• turtlemail hauberk
• turtling rod
• twinkly powder
• Typical Tavern swill
• una poca de gracia
• underwater slingshot
• undissolvable contact lenses
• unfortunate dumplings
• union scalemail pants
• unlocked meat locker
• unnatural gas
• unrolling pin
• Unspeakable Earring
• unspeakable lozenges
• unstable quark
• unwound clockwork grapefruit
• vampire pearl earring
• vampire pearl necklace
• vampire pearl ring
• Van der Graaf helmet
• Vaso De Agua trading card
• velcro boots
• velcro broadsword
• velcro ore
• velcro paddle ball
• velcro shield
• very small red dress
• vesper
• vial of baconstone juice
• vial of Gnomochloric acid
• vial of hamethyst juice
• vial of holy water
• vial of patchouli oil
• vial of porquoise juice
• vinyl boots
• vinyl ore
• vinyl shield
• violent pastilles
• vodka and tonic
• vodka gibson
• Vodka Matryoshka
• vodka stinger
• wad of tofu
• war tongs
• warm El Vibrato drone
• warm mushroom
• water-polo cap
• water-polo mitt
• waterlogged bootstraps
• wax hat
• wax pants
• weegee sqouija
• weighted paperclip chain
• wet venom duct
• whiskey and cola
• whiskey and soda
• whiskey bittersweet
• White Chocolate Golem Seeds
• white hat hacker T-shirt
• White Hyborian
• white satin pants
• white snakeskin duster
• white whip
• Whoompa Fur Pants
• wicker shield
• wiffle-flail
• willowy bonnet
• Winifred's whistle
• witch wart
• wooden figurine
• wooden spoon
• wool sock
• woolen cravat
• wooly loincloth
• Work is a Four Letter Sword
• wreath of laurels
• wumpus hair
• wumpus-hair bolo
• wumpus-hair loincloth
• wumpus-hair net
• wumpus-hair sweater
• wumpus-hair whip
• wumpus-hair wig
• X-37 gun
• Xiblaxian circuitry
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian polymer
• yak anorak
• yak toupee
• yakskin buckler
• yakskin kilt
• yakskin pants
• yakskin skirt
• yam candy
• yellow matter custard
• yellow paisley oyster egg
• Yolo™ chocolates
• Young Man's Crew Sequester
• Zim Merman's guitar
• zmobie
• Zoodriver