Mr Ernest appears in the following leaderboards:

• Abyssal ember
• bag of GORF
• bag of many confections
• big stirring stick
• black pepper
• bottle of Goldschnöckered
• brittle plastic handle
• Can-Can skirt
• clockwork pirate skull
• concoction of clumsiness
• CSA discount card
• CSA obedience grenade
• CSA scoutmaster's "water"
• dire fudgesicle
• Dogsgotnonoz pills
• figurine of a charred seal
• figurine of a sleek seal
• filigreed hamethyst necklace
• flask of Amontillado
• flytrap bezoar
• groovy prism necklace
• gunpowder burrito
• Himalayan Hidalgo sauce
• hippy herbal tea
• homemade robot
• Lars the Cyberian
• overpriced "imported" beer
• Piddles
• Polka Pop
• severed flipper
• shark tooth
• shark tooth necklace
• sizzling seal fat
• Staff of the Midnight Snack
• Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
• Staff of the Teapot Tempest
• Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
• stolen office supplies
• Superhero Reboots
• tainted seal's blood
• tawdry amethyst
• teflon ore
• vampire pearl
• wet stew