Mistress of the Obvious appears in the following leaderboards:

• "DRINK ME" potion
• "honey" dipper
• "KICK ME" sign
• Überraschthexengebräu
• 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign
• 1-ball
• 1/6th Pound Cake
• 100-Watt bulb
• 1952 Mickey Mantle card
• 25-meat staff
• 37x37x37 puzzle cube
• 4-ball
• 4-d camera
• 6-ball
• 64067 scroll
• 668 scroll
• 7-Foot Dwarven mattock
• 8-billed baseball cap
• 9-ball
• A Light that Never Goes Out
• a little sump'm sump'm
• A muse-bouche
• abstraction: certainty
• abstraction: motion
• abstraction: purpose
• abstraction: sensation
• acceptable bagel
• acceptable mayolus
• accidental mutton
• accordion file
• accordionoid rocca
• acid-squirting flower
• acoustic guitarrr
• actual tapas
• adder bladder
• affordable teak perch
• Afternoon Delight
• Aggressive Carrot
• Agitated Turkey
• agnolotti arboli
• airborne mutagen
• alarm accordion
• albatross necklace
• Aldebaran sardines
• Alice's Army Dervish
• Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
• Alice's Army Foil Guard
• Alice's Army Foil Halberder
• Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
• Alice's Army Foil Nurse
• Alice's Army Foil Page
• Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
• Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
• Alice's Army Hammerman
• Alice's Army Horseman
• Alice's Army Lanceman
• Alice's Army Martyr
• Alice's Army Page
• Alice's Army Sniper
• alien animal goo
• alien drugs
• alien force field disruptor bean
• alien hologram projector
• alien plant goo
• alien protein powder
• all-purpose cleaner
• ammonite fossil
• Amnesiac Ale
• amok pudding
• amok putter
• amphibious tophat
• ancient cursed foot locker
• ancient stone fist
• ancient stone head
• ancient unspeakable fruitcake
• ancient vinyl coin purse
• Angry Farmer's Wife Candy
• angry inch
• annoying pitchfork
• ant agonist
• ant hoe
• ant pick
• ant pitchfork
• ant sickle
• antimatter wad
• antique accordion
• arm buzzer
• arrrgyle socks
• Arrrmetia trading card
• artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice
• artisanal homebrew gift package
• artisanal limoncello
• Artist's Butterknife of Regret
• Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
• Artist's Whisk of Misery
• asbestos meat stack
• asbestos stick
• asbestos sword hilt
• asbestos thermos
• ASCII fu manchu
• ash soda
• Asleep in the Cemetery
• asparagus stir-fry
• astronaut pants
• Atomic Comic
• attention spanner
• Aura Libre
• auxiliary backbone
• Aye Aye, Captain
• Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth
• bätzle
• baby bark scorpion
• babycakes
• backwoods screwdriver
• baconstone earring
• baconstone pendant
• badass pie
• badger badge
• bag of bones
• bag of gross foreign snacks
• bag of park garbage
• bag of W&Ws
• baked stuffing
• bakelite-covered bacon
• balaclava baklava
• ball-in-a-cup
• balloon helmet
• ballpark hot daub
• banana
• banana cream pie
• banana daiquiri
• banana peel
• banana smoothie
• banana supersucker
• Bangyomaman battle juice
• baobab sap
• bark beret
• barnacled barrel
• barrel beryl choker
• barrel pickle
• barrel-aged martini
• barskin buckler
• bartender skull
• bartender-in-the-box
• bartender-skull-in-the-box
• Barulio's bottle
• basaltamander tongue
• basic martini
• basic meat foon
• basic meat helmet
• bat hat
• bat whip
• bat wing stir-fry
• bat-shaped Crimboween cookie
• Batfellow comic
• batgut
• bauxite beret
• bazookafish bubble gum
• beach glass bead
• beach glass necklace
• bean burrito
• beanbag chair
• beard incense
• beautiful rainbow
• beautiful soup
• beaver spear
• bed of coals
• beer bomb
• beer bong
• beer goggles
• beer helmet
• beer lens
• beer-battered accordion
• beer-soaked mop
• beertini
• begpwnia
• Beignet Milgranet
• bejeweled accordion strap
• Ben-Gal™ Balm
• bent scrap metal
• berry-infused sake
• Better Than Cuddling Cake
• BGE pocket calendar
• BGE temporary tattoo
• big boom
• big bundle of chamoix
• big dribbly candle
• Big Punk
• big red button
• big rock
• big stick
• big stirring stick
• bigger stick
• bird rib
• birdbone corset
• birthday party jellybean cheesecake
• bishop cookie
• Bit O' Ectoplasm
• Bit O' Quail Spleen
• bitter pill
• BitterSweetTarts
• BittyCar MeatCar
• BittyCar SoulCar
• black & tan
• black belt
• black blade
• Black Body™ spray
• black candy heart
• black candygram
• black cherry soda
• black cloak
• black eye shadow
• black eyedrops
• black forest ham
• black friar's tonsure
• black gold
• black lotus
• black picnic basket
• black pudding
• black spot
• black tear
• blackberry galoshes
• blackberry moccasins
• blackberry polite
• blammer
• blended frozen swill
• blended frozen swill with a fly in it
• blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail
• blind-packed capsule toy
• blind-packed die-cast metal toy
• Blizzards I Have Died In
• blob of acid
• Blood 'n' Plenty
• Blood Light
• blood sausage
• blood-red mushroom wine
• bloody mary
• blue polka-dot oyster egg
• blue potion
• blue snowcone
• blue suede shoes
• blue velvet cake
• blue-frosted astral cupcake
• blundarrrbus
• bobble-hip hula elf doll
• boilermaker
• boiling broth
• Boletus Broletus mushroom
• bone and arrows
• bone bons
• bone flour
• bone flute
• bone meal
• Bone's Farm "wine"
• Bonestabber
• bonsai tree
• book of matches
• BOOtonniere
• booty chest charrrm bracelet
• boozebomb
• Bordeaux Marteaux
• bottle of alcohol
• bottle of Amontillado
• bottle of anís
• bottle of antifreeze
• bottle of black cat tonic
• bottle of Blank-Out
• bottle of Calcutta Emerald
• bottle of clam juice
• bottle of drinkin' gas
• bottle of Evermore
• bottle of extra-strength melodramamine
• bottle of fire
• bottle of fruity "wine"
• bottle of gregnadigne
• bottle of Jorge Sinsonte
• bottle of Lieutenant Freeman
• bottle of Monsieur Bubble
• bottle of Old Pugilist
• bottle of Ooze-O
• bottle of Pete's Sake
• bottle of pirate juice
• bottle of popskull
• bottle of Professor Beer
• bottle of Race Car Red
• bottle of realpagne
• bottle of rum
• bottle of sake
• bottle of single-barrel whiskey
• bottle of Vangoghbitussin
• bottle of whiskey
• bottle of wine
• bottlecap turtle
• bottled swamp gas
• boulder
• bouquet of circular saw blades
• bow staff
• bowl of Bounty-Os
• bowl of cottage cheese
• bowl of fishysoisse
• bowl of lucky charms
• bowl of marinade
• bowl of mummy guts
• bowl of petunias
• Bowl of Scorpions
• Bowlet
• bowling ball
• box
• box of Dweebs
• box of hammers
• box of Pokëmann band-aids
• box of sunshine
• boxed champagne
• boxing glove
• boxing glove on a spring
• brain preservation fluid
• brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings
• brains casserole
• Bram's choker
• brass abacus
• brass crank handle
• brass turkey knuckles
• breadchucks
• breadwand
• breath mint
• BRICKO bat
• BRICKO elephant
• BRICKO octopus
• BRICKO ooze
• BRICKO pants
• BRICKO sword
• BRICKO vacuum cleaner
• Bright Water
• brittle plastic handle
• broberry brogurt
• broken beer bottle
• broken BRICKO brick
• broken carburetor
• broken cellular phone
• broken clock
• broken high-temperature mining drill
• bronze
• bronze handcuffs
• BROS Energy Drink
• brown felt tophat
• brown paper bag mask
• browser cookie
• Bruno's blessing of Mars
• bubble-wrap simulator
• bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)
• bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)
• bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
• bubblewrap crossbow
• bubblewrap ore
• bubbly potion
• bucket of fish juice
• bucket of honey
• bucket of wine
• buckler buckle
• buffalo blade
• bugbear bungguard
• Bugbearclaw Donut
• bunch of square grapes
• bungle in the jungle
• buoybottoms
• burnt flower
• Burt's blessing of Bacchus
• bus pass
• Buttery Knob
• buzzard feather
• cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
• cactus fruit
• cactus monocle
• caipifruta
• can of Binarrrca
• can of depilatory cream
• can of Drooling Monk
• can of Impetuous Scofflaw
• can of sardines
• Can of Spaghetto
• can of spinach
• can of starch
• can of sterno
• can of the cheapest beer
• Can-Can skirt
• can-can-in-a-can
• can-you-dig-it?
• Candicaine
• candied kobold
• candied pecan
• candy brain
• candy carrot
• candy carrot cake
• candy cigarette
• candy dog collar
• candy kneecapping stick
• candy skeleton
• candy stick
• candycaine powder
• cane-mail pants
• canopic jar
• carbonated soy milk
• carbonated water lily
• cardboard box turtle
• cardboard katana
• cardboard wakizashi
• carob brownies
• carob chunk noodles
• carrot cake
• carrot juice
• carton of gaspers
• carton of rotten eggs
• cast-iron legacy paddle
• catfish whiskers
• catgut
• catskin buckler
• catskin cap
• celestial au jus
• celestial carrot juice
• celestial olive oil
• celestial squid ink
• centipede eggs
• chain-mail monokini
• Chakra Libre
• charged magnet
• Charity's choker
• charming flute
• charpuce jub-jub bird
• charrrm bracelet
• cheap Chinese beer
• cheap cigar butt
• cheap plastic blowgun
• cheap plastic kazoo
• cheap studded belt
• cheap sunglasses
• cheerful antler hat
• cheerful Crimbo sweater
• cheerful pajama pants
• chef's hat
• chef-skull-in-the-box
• cherry
• chewing gum on a string
• ChibiBuddy™ (off)
• chicle de salchicha
• children of the candy corn
• chintzy accordion pin
• chintzy seal pendant
• chintzy turtle brooch
• chiptune guitar
• chisel
• chlorine crystal
• Choco-Mint patty
• chocolate bowtie
• chocolate box
• chocolate cow bone
• chocolate filthy lucre
• chocolate frosted sugar bomb
• chocolate pasta spoon
• chocolate pocketwatch
• chocolate seal-clubbing club
• chocolate turtle totem
• chocolate-covered caviar
• chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses
• chocolate-covered scarab beetle
• chocotini
• chorizo taco
• Chroner cross
• Chroner trigger
• Cinco Mayo Lager
• Citrus Crush wine cooler
• Claybender glasses
• Cloaca-Cola c-rations
• clock-cleaning hammer
• clockwork bartender head
• clockwork counterclockwise dome
• clockwork hat
• clockwork rod
• clockwork staff
• clockwork sword
• cloudy potion
• clove-flavored lip balm
• clown hammer
• clown whip
• clown wig
• clownskin buckler
• clownskin harness
• club of the five seasons
• coal dust
• coal shovel
• Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau
• coconut shell
• Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration
• coffin lid
• cog
• cold hi mein
• cold jelly
• cold mashed potatoes
• cold ninja mask
• cold nuggets
• Cold One
• cold seal sweat
• cold wad
• colorful toad
• comb jelly
• communal gobstopper
• communications windchimes
• complex alien zoological sample
• compounded experience
• confiscated cell phone
• confusing LED clock
• congratulatory cake
• conjured ice cream
• Connery's Elixir of Audacity
• Conspiracy™ mascara
• cool cat claw
• cool cat elixir
• cool iron ingot
• cool jelly donut
• cool mushroom
• cool mushroom casserole
• cooling iron breastplate
• cooling iron helmet
• copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet
• corncob pipe
• Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket
• corpse on the beach
• corpsebite
• correction fluid
• corrupted data
• corrupted stardust
• costume sword
• cottage
• cotton candy cone
• cotton candy pinch
• cotton candy smidgen
• cow poker
• cozy bazooka
• cozy scimitar
• cranberry cordial
• cranberry cylinder
• cranberry schnapps
• crappy brain
• crappy waiter disguise
• creepy voice box
• creepy voodoo doll
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)
• CRIMBCOLOAF
• Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
• Crimbo candied pecan
• Crimbo Credit
• Crimbo fudge
• Crimbo peppermint bark
• Crimbo tree flocker
• Crimbonium fuel rod
• Crimbot schematic: Big Head
• Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder
• Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso
• Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads
• Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan
• Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker
• Crimboween memo
• croquet hedgehog
• crossbow string
• crude crudités
• crudles
• cryptic puzzle box
• crystal belt buckle
• crystal skeleton vodka
• crystal skull
• crystalline cheer
• crystalline reamer
• CSA all-purpose soap
• CSA discount card
• cup of infinite pencils
• cup of lukewarm tea
• cup of primitive beer
• cupcake-in-a-cup
• cuppa Alacri tea
• cuppa Boo tea
• cuppa Chari tea
• cuppa Dexteri tea
• cuppa Gill tea
• cuppa Improprie tea
• cuppa Insani tea
• cuppa Irritabili tea
• cuppa Neuroplastici tea
• cuppa Serendipi tea
• cuppa Sobrie tea
• cuppa Vitali tea
• cuppa Voraci tea
• cursed bottle of rum
• cursed piece of thirteen
• Cursed Punch
• cursed wishbone
• custom sixgun
• cymbal syrup
• d10
• d12
• d20
• d8
• Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
• dancing fan
• Danglin' Chad's loincloth
• Dark & Starry
• dark baconstone ring
• dark potion
• daub-breaker
• day-old beer
• deactivated MicroMechaMech
• deactivated putty buddy
• dead guy's memento
• dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
• dead meat bun
• deadly lampshade
• deadly nightshade
• death blossom
• decanter of fine Scotch
• deck of lewd playing cards
• defective skull
• delicious comfit?
• delicious salad
• delicious shimmering moth
• delicious spicy noodles
• delicious swamp muck
• deluxe Neverending Party favor
• demonic cow's blood
• demonic paste
• demonskin jacket
• demonskin trousers
• Dennis's blessing of Minerva
• dense meat staff
• dense meat sword
• dented spoon
• depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• depleted Grimacite hammer
• depleted Grimacite shinguards
• detective skull
• devil hair pasta
• devilish folio
• dew yoana lei
• diamond necklace
• diamond-studded fronts
• dieting pill
• digital key lime
• dingy planks
• dinner roll
• Dinsey Maintenance Manual
• dire fudgesicle
• dirty hobo gloves
• disassembled clover
• disco biscuit
• disco horoscope (Aries)
• disco horoscope (Leo)
• disco horoscope (Libra)
• disco horoscope (Scorpio)
• disco horoscope (Virgo)
• disembodied smile
• dishrag
• disintegrating quill pen
• disintegrating spiky collar
• disposable instant camera
• distilled fortified wine
• Divine
• divine blowout
• divine can of silly string
• diving muff
• do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
• Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent
• Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm
• Dogsgotnonoz pills
• doll house
• dollar-sign bag
• dolphin whistle
• double entendre
• double-barreled sling
• double-ice gum
• Doublepunchplanter
• dove DNA
• drafty drawers
• dreadful sweater
• Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
• Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
• Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
• Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
• dress pants
• dried gelatinous cube
• dripping meat crossbow
• dripping meat sword
• drop of water-37
• drug cocktail sauce
• drum machine
• drum of pomade
• drum of tommy ammo
• Drunken Astrophysicist
• Drunken Neurologist
• dry cleaning receipt
• dubious loincloth
• duct tape fedora
• duct tape shirt
• dull fish scale
• dumb mud
• Dungeon Fist gauntlet
• dungeoneer's dungarees
• dungeoneering kit
• duonoculars
• Duskwalker syringe
• dusty animal cranium
• dusty animal jawbone
• dusty barrel
• dusty eighth caudal vertebra
• dusty eighth thoracic vertebra
• dusty fifth caudal vertebra
• dusty fifth lumbar vertebra
• dusty fifth thoracic vertebra
• dusty first caudal vertebra
• dusty first lumbar vertebra
• dusty fourth cervical vertebra
• dusty fourth lumbar vertebra
• dusty fourth thoracic vertebra
• dusty left eighth rib
• dusty left eleventh rib
• dusty left femur
• dusty left fibula
• dusty left first rear claw
• dusty left fourth front claw
• dusty left ninth rib
• dusty left second rear claw
• dusty left second rib
• dusty left tenth rib
• dusty left third front claw
• dusty left ulna
• dusty ninth thoracic vertebra
• dusty right eighth rib
• dusty right kneecap
• dusty right ninth rib
• dusty right second rear claw
• dusty right seventh rib
• dusty right third front claw
• dusty right thumb
• dusty right twelfth rib
• dusty sacral vertebrae
• dusty second lumbar vertebra
• dusty second thoracic vertebra
• dusty seventh thoracic vertebra
• dusty sixth caudal vertebra
• dusty sixth cervical vertebra
• dusty tenth caudal vertebra
• dusty tenth thoracic vertebra
• dusty third cervical vertebra
• dusty third thoracic vertebra
• dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra
• dwarf bread
• Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
• Dyspepsi-Cola helmet
• Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
• eagle feather
• eagle's milk
• ear poison
• Earth, Wind and Firewater
• Ecto-Cooler
• ectoplasmic orbs
• ectoplasmic paste
• eel battery
• eel sauce
• eelskin pants
• eelskin shield
• Effermint™ tablets
• effluvious emerald
• eggbeater
• eggnog
• El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)
• elderly jawbreaker
• eldritch concentrate
• Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror
• electric copperhead potion
• electric Kool-Aid
• electrical thingamabob
• electrician's hardhat
• elemental paste
• elephant stinger
• Elizabeth's paintbrush
• Ellsbury's skull
• elven cellocello
• elven magi-pack
• elven suicide capsule
• Elvish delight
• embezzler's oil
• empty lava bottle
• empty meat tank
• En Una Fila Tequila
• enchanted brass knuckles
• enchanted eyepatch
• enchanted fire extinguisher
• enchanted handwarmer
• enchanted muesli
• Enchanted Plunger
• enchantlers
• Energy Buzz Pastaco
• ennui-flavored potato chips
• enormous belt buckle
• eraser nubbin
• escargotsicle
• especially salty dog
• essential soy
• essential tofu
• even more tinsel
• Event Horizon
• everfull glass
• exotic parrot egg
• expensive camera
• expensive champagne
• expensive cigar
• experimental serum G-9
• experimental serum P-00
• expired bottle of peppermint schnapps
• exploding gum
• explosion-flavored chewing gum
• extra-flat panini
• extra-greasy slider
• Extra-slimy Slimosa
• extra-spicy bloody mary
• extremely skinny jeans
• eye 'n' horn shampoo
• eyebrow lifter
• fabric softener
• faded green protest sign
• faded red protest sign
• fairy gravy boat
• fake plastic grass
• false eyelashes
• fancy blue potion
• fancy calligraphy pen
• fancy chocolate car
• fancy dress ball
• fancy tuxedo pants
• Fantasma en la Máquina
• Fauna Libre
• FDKOL fire hose
• fermenting powder
• ferret bait
• fertilized ghuol egg
• fetid feather
• fettucini Inconnu
• fez of etymology
• figurine of a charred seal
• figurine of a wretched-looking seal
• filigreed hamethyst earring
• filigreed hamethyst ring
• filth-encrusted futon
• filthy armor
• filthy corduroys
• fine aged cheddarwurst
• finger cuffs
• fire axe
• fire poi
• fireball
• firebomb
• fireclutch
• fireman's helmet
• fireman's lunch
• fireproof megaphone
• fish scimitar
• fish stick cozy
• fishbone facemask
• fishbone kneepads
• fishy fish casserole
• fishy fish lasagna
• fixed-gear bicycle
• fizzing spore pod
• fizzy potion
• Flaming Caipiranha
• flaming cardboard sword
• flaming feather
• Flaming Mohobo
• flaming mushroom wine
• flaming nose
• flaming pink shirt
• Flaming Sazerorc
• flaming talons
• Flan in the Moon
• flapper floppers
• flask flops
• flask of Gnomochloric acid
• flask of hamethyst juice
• flask of tainted mining oil
• flavorless gruel
• fleetwood chain
• floaty pebbles
• floaty rock
• floaty sand
• fluid of fudge-finding
• fluorescent lightbulb
• flute of flat champagne
• Flying Caipiranha
• flytrap bezoar
• foam dart
• foam noodle
• Fog Murderer
• foie gras
• folder (blue)
• folder (Ex-Files)
• folder (green)
• folder (holographic fractal)
• folder (Knight Writer)
• folder (KOLHS)
• folder (owl)
• folder (rainbow unicorn)
• folder (red)
• folder (sportsballs)
• folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
• folder (wizard)
• football helmet
• forbidden sausage
• forest spirit rattle
• fortune cookie
• fossilized baboon skull
• fossilized spider skull
• fossilized spine
• fossilized torso
• fossilized wing
• fossilized wyrm skull
• Frankly Mr. Shank
• Frat Army FGF
• French bronilla brogurt
• french-fry grabber
• freshwater fishbone
• fricasseed brains
• Friendly Turkey
• frontwinder skin
• Frost™ brand sword
• Frown Exerciser
• frozen nunchaku
• frozen turtle shell
• fruit bowl
• fruitfilm
• fruity girl swill
• fry-oil-flavored Hob-O
• frying brainpan
• Fudge Fiber Armor Plating
• fudge lily
• fudge-shaped hole in space-time
• fudgesicle
• Fudgie Roll
• full lava bottle
• full meat tank
• FunFunds™
• funky brass fez
• funny bone
• furniture dolly
• furry green earmuffs
• furry green turtle
• furry kilt
• furry pants
• fusilli marrownarrow
• fusillocybin
• future drug: Muscularactum
• Fuzzy Tentacle
• GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine
• gamer slurry
• gamma nog
• ganger bandana
• garbage juice slurpee
• gatorskin umbrella
• gazely stare
• gazing shoes
• Gearhead Goo
• Gene Tonic: Demon
• Gene Tonic: Dude
• Gene Tonic: Elf
• Gene Tonic: Fish
• Gene Tonic: Horror
• Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
• Gene Tonic: Pirate
• Gene Tonic: Plant
• Gene Tonic: Slime
• Gene Tonic: Weird
• generic healing potion
• generic mana potion
• generic restorative potion
• Gets-You-Drunk
• ghast iron codpiece
• ghast iron heater shield
• ghost beer
• ghost bit
• Ghost Dog Chow
• ghost key
• ghost toga
• ghost trap
• ghostly body paint
• ghostly pickling solution
• giant artisanal rice peeler
• giant designer sunglasses
• giant discarded bottlecap
• giant fishhook
• giant giant moth dust
• giant glass of brandy
• giant green gummi bear
• giant green gummi ingot
• giant gym membership card
• giant jar of protein powder
• giant motorcycle boots
• giant neckbeard
• giant penguin keychain
• giant red gummi ingot
• giant safety pin
• giant turkey leg
• giant yellow hat
• gibson
• gift card
• gilded lily
• gilt perfume bottle
• Gin Mint
• ginger snaps
• gingerbread dog treat
• gingerbread horror
• gingerbread mug
• gingerbread mutant bugbear
• gingerbread smartphone
• giraffe-necked turtle
• gladiator tunica
• glark cable
• glass of baboon milk
• glass of bourbon
• glass of warm milk
• glass of warm water
• glass slipper
• glimmering buzzard feather
• glimmering great tit feather
• glimmering phoenix feather
• glimmering roc feather
• glistening staff
• glittery mascara
• glob of cream cheese
• gloomy mushroom wine
• glowing esca
• glowing fungus
• glowing syringe
• gnat lasagna
• gnatloaf casserole
• gnatwing earring
• gnauga hide kilt
• Gnollish casserole dish
• Gnollish flyswatter
• Gnollish plunger
• Gnollish slotted spoon
• Gnomish sagngria
• Gnomish toolbox
• Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer
• go-go potion
• Go-Wassail
• goat cheese pizza
• goblin autoblowgun
• goblin paste
• gold lamé pants
• gold nuggets
• gold star
• gold toothbrush
• Good 'n' Slimy
• good gravy
• goofily-plumed helmet
• googly-star hat
• GOTO
• goulauncher
• government
• government-issue identification badge
• government-issued night-vision goggles
• gr8ps
• grapefruit
• grapes
• grass hat
• Grateful Undead T-shirt
• Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
• graveyard snowglobe
• gray bow tie
• grease cannon
• grease trap
• greasy paste
• great old fashioned
• Great Older Fashioned
• green beer
• green candygram
• green drunki-bear
• green LavaCo Lamp™
• green mana
• green pill
• green pixel potion
• green pixie spog
• green-frosted astral cupcake
• gremlin juice
• grey cube
• Grey Guanon
• Grim Brothers' story book
• grim fairy tale
• grimstone mask
• grisly shell fragment
• grogpagne
• groose grease
• groovy prism necklace
• grouper fangirl
• groupie lipstick
• groupie spangles
• grungy bandana
• grungy flannel shirt
• guard turtle shell
• gummi trilobite
• Gummi-DNA
• Gummy Brains
• gun cleaning kit
• gym shorts
• Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
• half-melted spoon
• half-orchid
• ham steak
• hamburger
• hamethyst
• hamlet sandwich
• hammerus
• hand grenegg
• hand of cards
• Hand that Rocks the Ladle
• hand-carved bokken
• hand-carved staff
• handful of barley
• handful of crafty noodles
• handful of Crotchety Pine needles
• handful of drink tickets
• handful of fire
• handful of Laughing Willow bark
• handful of moss
• handful of numbers
• handful of Smithereens
• handful of tips
• handful of walnuts
• hangman's hood
• hardboiled egg
• harem girl t-shirt
• Hatorade
• haunted battery
• haunted cherry pie
• haunted flame
• Haunted Sorority House staff guide
• hawkface potion
• Haymaker
• hazmat helmet
• headhunter necktie
• heart necklace
• heart-shaped crate
• heat-resistant gloves
• heavy crown
• heavy metal sonata
• heavy necklace chain
• hedgeturtle
• Hell and How I Bent It
• Hell broth
• Hell ramen
• helmet recipe
• helmet turtle
• Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
• hemp string
• henna face paint
• herbal stuffing
• hi-octane carrot juice
• high-calorie sugar substitute
• high-temperature mining mask
• Highest Bitter
• Himalayan Hidalgo sauce
• hippo skin buckler
• hippopotamus kilt
• hippopotamus pants
• hippy paste
• History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
• hobo paste
• Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
• holiday log
• holo-platoon
• holo-tank
• homemade robot gear
• homeopathic healing powder
• homoerotic frat-paddle
• honey mead
• honey-dipped locust
• honeycap
• horizontal tango
• Hot 'n' Scarys
• hot cluster
• hot clusterbomb
• hot daub
• hot daub bun
• hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa
• hot egg
• hot pink lipstick
• hot plate
• hot wad
• hotel minibar key
• How to Play Othello
• huge bowl of candy
• huge pumpkin
• humble pie
• Hundred Headed IPA
• hyperbolic plasma focuser
• hypodermic needle
• ice cream sandwich
• ice harvest
• ice skate decoy
• ice skate doll
• Ice-Cold Beer Ring
• ice-cold Willer
• iceberg lettuce
• iced-out bling
• icicle katana
• icy katana hilt
• igloo pie
• iGoogly
• Iiti Kitty phone charm
• Illuminati earpiece
• Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos
• imitation crab crate
• imitation whetstone
• immense ballet shoes
• immense cyborg hand
• impure gasoline
• incredible pizza
• incredibly creepy marionette
• industrial strength anti-fungal spray
• industrial strength starch
• infernal fife
• infernal insoles
• infernal toilet brush
• inflatable baseball bat
• initiative shawarma
• ink bladder
• inkwell
• inky squid sauce
• Inner Truth
• innuendo
• insane tophat
• insanely spicy bean burrito
• insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
• internet point
• intimidating coiffure
• intricate clockwork birdhouse
• intricate clockwork cuckoo
• intricate clockwork disc
• intricate clockwork numeral II
• intricate clockwork numeral IV
• intricate clockwork numeral IX
• intricate clockwork numeral V
• intricate clockwork numeral VI
• intricate clockwork numeral VII
• intricate clockwork numeral VIII
• intricate clockwork numeral X
• intricate clockwork numeral XI
• intricate clockwork numeral XII
• intriguing puzzle box
• Irish Coffee, English Heart
• ironic mint
• irradiated candy cane
• irradiated pet snacks
• irradiated turtle
• jabanero pepper
• jack flapper
• Jack-in-the-box
• jagged scrap metal
• jalapeno slices
• jam band
• janglin' bones
• jangly bracelet
• janitor sponge
• jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
• jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)
• jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)
• jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)
• jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
• jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)
• jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
• jar of swamp gas
• Jarlsberg's key lime pie
• jaunty feather
• java cookie
• jazz soap
• Jefferson wings
• jellyfish gel
• jerky coins
• jet bennie marble
• jewelry-making pliers
• jingling spore pod
• joybuzzer
• jug of baconstone juice
• jug of hamethyst juice
• jug of porquoise juice
• jug-o-magicalness
• jumping bean burrito
• jumping bean taco
• jumping horseradish
• jungle drum
• jungle floor wax
• Jungle Juice
• Junior Adventurer's merit badge
• junk band
• junk food
• junk-mail shirt
• kamicorpse-ee
• Kashmir sweater
• ketchup hound
• khaki duffel bag
• killer rag doll
• killing feather
• king cookie
• Kissin' Cousins
• Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card
• kiwi beak
• knight cookie
• knob bugle
• Knob Goblin eyedrops
• Knob Goblin love potion
• Knob Goblin seltzer
• Knob Goblin sharpening spray
• Knob Goblin Uberpants
• Knob Kitchen grab-bag
• Knob sausage stir-fry
• Knob stir-fry
• Knob stuffed shells
• knobby helmet turtle
• knobby kneepads
• Knoll mushroom
• Knoll shroomkabob
• kobold kibble
• KoL Con 13 T-shirt
• kumquartz ring
• kumquat
• La Fantasma y La Oscuridad
• labrador cookie
• large box
• lava cake
• Lava Miner's Daughter
• lavender candy heart
• lavender candygram
• lavender plastic oyster egg
• LCD game: Burger Belt
• LCD game: Food Eater
• lead necklace
• lead yo-yo
• leaf
• leaflet
• leather glove
• leathery cat skin
• LED block
• left bear arm
• left half of a heart necklace
• left parenthesis
• leftover canapés
• leftover Crimbo rations
• leftovers of indeterminate origin
• lemon meringue pie
• lemonade marble
• Lemonade-235
• lemony scales
• li'l candy corn costume
• li'l unicorn costume
• libation of liveliness
• licorice garrote
• licorice root
• lihc eye pie
• lime supersucker
• line
• linguini immondizia bianco
• linguini of the sea
• linoleum crossbow string
• linoleum staff
• lint
• lion musk
• liquid ice
• liquid ice pack
• liquid shifting time weirdness
• literal grasshopper
• little black book
• little box of fireworks
• Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
• little paper umbrella
• Little Red Book
• little red jam
• live wire
• liver and let pie
• liver popsicle
• loathing eagle baby-doll shirt
• Lobos Mints
• Lobster qua Grill
• Locust
• logging hatchet
• Lollipop Drop
• London frog
• long pork casserole
• long pork chop sandwiches
• long pork lasagna
• long-forgotten necklace
• lotion of sleaziness
• lotion of spookiness
• lotion of stench
• Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
• LOV Echinacea Bouquet
• LOV Elixir #6
• LOV Enamorang
• Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
• love song of naughty innuendo
• love song of smoldering passion
• love song of sugary cuteness
• love song of vague ambiguity
• low tide martini
• lucky cat collar
• lucky rabbit's foot
• Lucky Surprise Egg
• lumbering jack
• Lumineux Limnio
• lump of clay
• lump of goofball ore
• lump of Saccharine Maple sap
• lychee chuhai
• lynyrd skinner toothblack
• lynyrdskin breeches
• M-242
• madius
• Mae West with a fly in it
• magic dragonfish fry
• magic lamp
• magical ice cubes
• magical pony: Dusk Shiny
• magical pony: Spectrum Dash
• magicalness-in-a-can
• MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech
• magnetic field
• magnetic sculpture kit
• magnolia blossom
• magnum of fancy champagne
• makeshift sixgun
• mana curds
• mandarina colada
• Manetwich
• mangled finger
• mariachi G-string
• mariachi hat
• mariachi toothpaste
• Mariner's Friend cough drops
• Mark IV Steam-Hat
• Mark of the Ghost
• Mark of the Vampire
• Mark of the Werewolf
• Mark of the Zombie
• mashed potatoes
• mauve paisley oyster egg
• Maxing, Relaxing
• Maxwell's Silver Hammer
• mayo pump
• Mayoflex
• Mayozapine
• McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade
• meat engine
• meat face
• meat golem
• Meat maid
• meat shield
• meatloaf helmet
• meatsmithing guide
• melted Jell-o shot
• meme generator
• Memories of Cow Punching
• Memories of Snake Oiling
• memory of a CA base pair
• memory of a CG base pair
• memory of a T
• memory of an A
• menorette
• menudo
• menudo ravioli
• Mer-kin breastplate
• Mer-kin bunwig
• Mer-kin cancerstick
• Mer-kin cooljuice
• Mer-kin dragbelt
• Mer-kin eyeglasses
• Mer-kin facecowl
• Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
• Mer-kin gutgirdle
• Mer-kin killscroll
• Mer-kin lipstick
• Mer-kin mouthsoap
• Mer-kin paste
• Mer-kin pinkslip
• Mer-kin prayerbeads
• Mer-kin ragejuice
• Mer-kin rocksalt
• Mer-kin roundshield
• Mer-kin sawdust
• Mer-kin scholar mask
• Mer-kin sneakmask
• Mer-kin strongjuice
• Mer-kin thingpouch
• Mer-kin waistrope
• Mer-kin weaksauce
• Mer-kin worktea
• Merc Core challenge coin
• Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
• mercenary pistol
• metal mandible
• metallic foil cat ears
• Meteoid ice beam
• Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
• Microplushie: Dorkonide
• Microplushie: Fauxnerditide
• Microplushie: Gothochondria
• Microplushie: Hipsterine
• Microplushie: Hobomosome
• Microplushie: Otakulone
• Microplushie: Raverdrine
• microwave stogie
• milk of magnesium
• Milk Studs
• milky potion
• mime army insignia (psychological warfare)
• mime army wine
• mime eraser
• mimeplasm
• miming corduroys
• mimosette
• mini-martini
• mini-Mr. Accessory
• mini-zeppelin
• miniature antlers
• miniature life preserver
• miniature tophat
• Miniborg beeper
• Miniborg hiveminder
• Miniborg stomper
• Miniborg strangler
• Mint Yulep
• mint-condition magic wand
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
• mirrored aviator shades
• Miserable Pie
• misfit dolly
• misfit teddy bear
• Missing Eye Simulation Device
• Mob Penguin cellular phone
• mocking turtle
• Mohawk wig
• Mohobo
• mojo filter
• molotov cocktail cocktail
• Mon Tiki
• monkey barf
• monomolecular yo-yo
• monster bait
• moomy dust
• Moon Pie
• moon-amber
• moonberry wine cooler
• moonglasses
• Moonthril Schnapps
• moose chocolate
• moose thought
• moreltini
• Mortimer's nostrum
• Morto Moreto
• mother's secret recipe
• mountain lion skin
• moustache sock
• mouth-watering mayolus
• moxie magnet
• moxie weed
• Mr. Accessory Jr.
• Mr. Balloon
• Mr. Haggis
• Mr. Joe's bangles
• Ms. Accessory
• MSG
• Mt. McLargeHuge oyster
• Mudflap-Girl Necklace
• Mudflap-Girl Ring
• mugcake
• mulled hobo wine
• munchies pill
• murderbot monofilament
• murderbot plasma rifle
• murderbot power cell
• mushroom fermenting solution
• mushroom pizza
• muskox-skin cap
• mysterious chemical residue
• nail file
• nanite-infested fruitcake
• nanofiber cloth
• nanorhino credit card
• nasty gum
• nasty-smelling moss
• natto marble soda
• natto pocky
• natural fennel soda
• naughty paper shuriken
• ND
• necrotizing body spray
• nega-mushroom wine
• neurostim pill
• neutron lollipop
• New Age healing crystal
• New Age hurting crystal
• Newark
• Newbiesport™ backpack
• Newbiesport™ tent
• NG
• ninja carabiner
• ninja eyeblack
• ninja fear powder
• ninja hot pants
• ninja mop
• ninja rope
• Northern pemmican
• norwhal helmet
• Nose Ring of Putrescence
• not-a-pipe
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI
• nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box
• novelty fruit hat
• Now You're Cooking With Grease
• nuclear stockpile
• nugget of Crimbonium
• nugget of nicksilver
• nugget of sicksilver
• nugget of slicksilver
• nugget of sodium
• nugget of thicksilver
• nurse's hat
• O'RLY manual
• ocean motion
• octopus's spade
• off-white plastic oyster egg
• off-white polka-dot oyster egg
• off-white striped oyster egg
• Oh, the Humanitini
• oil of expertise
• oil of slipperiness
• oil of stability
• oil pan
• oil shell
• ointment of the occult
• Okee-Dokee soda
• old ball and chain
• old candy wrapper
• old eyebrow pencil
• old school flying disc
• old school Mafia knicke½æ
• olive lo mein
• olive stir-fry
• one pill
• one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
• one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
• one-day ticket to The Glaciest
• one-winged stab bat
• oozenog
• open sauce
• orange candy heart
• orange candygram
• orange peel hat
• orange-frosted astral cupcake
• orc paste
• orc wrist
• Orcish baseball cap
• Orcish meat locker
• Oreille Divisée brandy
• origami "gentlemen's" magazine
• Osk'r Chow
• Othello's dagger
• Othello's handkerchief
• Othello's military jacket
• Ouija Board, Ouija Board
• out-of-tune biwa
• Outer Wolf™ cologne
• outlaw bandana
• overpowering mushroom wine
• overpriced "imported" beer
• oversized fish scaler
• oversized pipe
• oversized snowflake
• Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
• pack of pogs
• packet of beer nuts
• packet of tofurkey gravy
• padded tortoise
• PADL Phone
• page of the Necrohobocon
• Pain Dip
• painted shield
• painting of a glass of wine
• pair of government shades
• pair of pearidot earrings
• pair of twitching claws
• palm-frond cloak
• palm-frond whip
• pants kit
• papaya slung
• paper-plate-mail pants
• paperclip cape
• paperclip sproinger
• paperclip-on tie
• papier-mâché bowl
• papier-mâché handle
• papier-mâché plaque
• papier-mâché toothpicks
• papier-mâché trophy pinata
• papier-mâchaeranthera
• papier-mâchine gun
• papier-masque
• papier-mochi
• paranormal ricotta
• parasitic claw
• parasitic tentacles
• passable elf mask
• pat of butter
• patchouli oil bomb
• patent invisibility tonic
• peace accordion
• peach
• peanut brittle shield
• peanut sauce
• pear
• pear lozenge
• pear supersucker
• pearl diver's necklace
• pearl diver's ring
• pecan pie
• PEEZ dispenser
• pencil stub
• Pendant of Gargalesis
• penguin shorts
• penguin skin buckler
• penguin thesaurus
• penguinskin mini-kilt
• pentacorn hat
• perfect dark and stormy
• perfect mimosa
• perfect negroni
• perfect old-fashioned
• perl necklace
• personal massager
• personalized coffee mug
• pestoblade
• pet bad vibe
• pet rock
• pet rock "Groucho" disguise
• pet rock "Snooty" disguise
• petit fortran
• petrified noodles
• ph balancer
• phat turquoise bracelet
• phial of coldness
• phial of stench
• phish stick
• Phlegethon
• Pick-O-Matic lockpicks
• pickled egg
• picky tweezers
• Piddles
• pie crust
• piece of after eight
• piggy tattoo
• pile of dirt
• pile of useless robot parts
• pine cone necklace
• pine tar
• pink candy heart
• pink candygram
• Pink Heart of Spirit
• pink slime
• pink-belly slapper
• pirate pelvis
• pirate shirt
• pirate zombie robot head
• pitchfork
• pitted sheet metal
• pixel hat
• pixel morning star
• pixel pill
• plaid bandage
• plaid cowboy hat
• plaid pocket square
• plain bagel
• plain old beer
• plain paper hat
• plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• plastic Crimbo reindeer
• plastic cup of beer
• plastic cup of flat beer
• plastic guitar
• plastic ingot
• plastic Jefferson wings
• plastic nunchaku
• plastic pumpkin bucket
• plastic spider ring
• plate of Frigid Northern Beans
• plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
• PlexiPips
• plum
• plum wine
• plumber's lunch
• plump juicy grub
• plush alien hamsterpus
• Pneumo bar
• pocket lint (orange)
• pocket lint (white)
• pocket maze
• pocketwatch on a chain
• pog #02 (Knob goblin)
• pog #03 (warwelf)
• pog #05 (ninja snowman)
• pog #10 (hobo)
• pogo stick
• Poké-Gro fertilizer
• Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip
• Pokëmann figurine: Duck
• Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump
• Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking
• Pokëmann figurine: Moog
• Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu
• Pokëmann figurine: Twitter
• Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth
• poker face paint
• polished moon-amber
• polo trophy
• poltergeist-in-the-jar-o
• popcorn
• portable cassette player
• portable motorcycle
• portable pantogram
• portable table
• possessed tomato
• post-holiday sale coupon
• potato pistol
• potent potion of potency
• potion of punctual companionship
• potion of spiritual gunkifying
• potion of the captain's hammer
• potion of the field gar
• potion of the litterbox
• potted cactus
• pottery hat
• pottery training pants
• poultrygeist
• poutine pole
• powdered candy sushi set
• powdered dice
• powdered donut
• powdered wig
• pr0n m4nic0tti
• pr0n stir-fry
• pr0n taco
• prehistoric spear
• prescription noodles
• pressurized potion of perspicacity
• pressurized potion of puissance
• primitive alien medicine
• Princess Rutabaga trading card
• programmable turtle
• prosthetic forehead
• Protects-Your-Junk
• Prunets
• prussian cathouse
• prussian cathouse with a fly in it
• psychoanalytic jar
• puce polka-dot oyster egg
• pulled indigo taffy
• pulled porquoise pendant
• pulled red taffy
• pumpkin pie
• Punchplanter
• purple pixel pie
• purple prose pen
• purple snowcone
• purple-frosted astral cupcake
• Putrid Pendant
• putty coat
• puzzling ribbon
• PVC staff
• pygmy briefs
• pygmy concertinette
• pygmy dart
• pygmy nose-bone
• pygmy spear
• pygmy witchhazel
• quicksilver spurs
• quirky accordion
• rabbit punch
• Rad Lib
• Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
• Radberry Rip wine cooler
• radiation-resistant helmet
• radiator heater shield
• radioactive chew toy
• Raggedy Hippy doll
• rainbow bomb
• rainbow tie
• raspberry
• raspberry beret
• ratarang
• rattlesnake enrager
• rave whistle
• raw stuffing
• razor-sharp can lid
• really thick spine
• really tiny cocktail shaker
• record of infuriating silence
• record of menacing silence
• record of tranquil silence
• red book
• Red Book
• red box
• red China marble
• red coat
• Red Dwarf
• red foxglove
• red gummi ingot
• red hot boilermaker
• red hot poker
• red LavaCo Lamp™
• red letter
• red masque
• red polka-dot oyster egg
• red rum
• red silk skirt
• red velvet cake
• red-headed corpse
• red-hot knucklebone
• Redeye™ Eyedrops
• redrum
• refrigerated biohazard container
• Regular Cloaca Cola
• reliable sixgun
• reodorant
• replica key
• resolution: be feistier
• resolution: be more adventurous
• resolution: be sexier
• resolution: be wealthier
• respected companion biscuit
• rewinged stab bat
• rhesus monkey
• rhinoceros horn
• rice bowl
• ridiculous sunglasses
• right bear arm
• Riker's Search History
• ring of adornment
• ring of conflict
• Ring of Fire
• ring of increase damage
• ring of telling skeletons what to do
• ring setting
• rinky-dink sixgun
• roasted duck
• roasted marshmallow
• robin nog
• robin's egg
• roboduck-on-a-string
• robot grease
• robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.
• robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.
• robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.
• robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
• robotronic egg
• rock lobster
• Rock Pops
• rockfish stomach
• rockin' wagon
• rockin' wagon with a fly in it
• rodeo whiskey
• roll in the hay
• Rompedores de Fantasmas
• roofie
• rook cookie
• root beer barrel
• rotting barrel
• rotting beefsteak
• rubber axe
• rubber emo roe
• rubber ribcage
• rubber spatula
• rubber WWJD? bracelet
• ruby on canes
• Russian Ice
• rusty diving helmet
• rusty hedge trimmers
• rusty metal greaves
• rusty metal key
• rusty metal shaft
• rusty piece of rebar
• rusty porthole
• rusty staff
• S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
• S.S. Ticket
• sabre teeth
• safarrri hat
• saffron antaravasaka
• Saison du Lune
• salacious lychee chuhai
• salamander slurry
• salinated mint julep
• Salsa de las Epocas
• salt wages
• salt water taffy
• samurai turtle helmet
• sangria
• Saturday Night Special
• sausage without a cause
• savory crossbow
• sawblade fragment
• Sazuruk-hai
• scale-mail underwear
• school spirit socket set
• Schrödinger's thermos
• scissor duck
• scorpion whip
• scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker
• screwdiver
• scroll of drastic healing
• scroll of pasta summoning
• scrumdiddlyumptious solution
• scrumptious ice ant
• scrunchie tourniquet
• sea avocado
• sea chaps
• sea cucumber
• sea grease
• sea lace
• sea mantle
• sea shawl
• sea tangelo
• seared dino steak
• seaweed
• sebaceous shield
• secret blend of herbs and spices
• secret mummy herbs and spices
• Sensual Massage for Creeps
• serum of sarcasm
• servomechanical torsion facilitator
• sewage-clogged pistol
• sewing kit
• shady shades
• shaker of dry rub
• shaking skull
• sham champagne
• shark tooth necklace
• sharpened spoon
• shavin' razor
• shaving cream
• shells a la shellfish
• shimmering tendrils
• shin gourds
• shining halo
• shiny gold fronts
• shiny hood ornament
• shiny ring
• shiny tribal beads
• Shivering Chèvre
• shoo-fish pie
• short writ of habeas corpus
• short-handled mop
• shot of nepenthe schnapps
• shot of peach schnapps
• Shot of the Living Dead
• shoulder-warming lotion
• shrapnel jelly donut
• shroomtini
• Shrubble Bubble
• shuriken salad
• Siberian sunrise
• silent A
• silent C
• silent E
• silent J
• silent pea shooter
• silent S
• silent T
• silent V
• silent Y
• silver cheese-slicer
• silver cow creamer
• silver paté knife
• silver shotgun shell
• silver shrimp fork
• simple AI
• simple ancient cursed key
• sinewy crossbow string
• single swig of vodka
• single-serving herbal stuffing
• sinister altar fragment
• sinister demon mask
• Sitrep berry
• six-rainbow shield
• sizzling seal fat
• skate blade
• skate board
• skeletal banana
• skeleton key ring
• ski resort souvenir crate
• skull gearshift knob
• Skullery Maid's Knee
• Skullhead's Screw
• Skully's hot chocolate
• slab of sponge
• slap and tickle
• sleaze cluster
• sleazy bindle
• sleazy fairy gravy
• sleep mask
• sleeping snowy owl
• slicksilver spurs
• slide rule
• slime convention pin
• slime convention t-shirt
• slime knuckles
• Slimosa
• slimy chest
• slimy sweetbreads
• Sloe Comfortable Zoo
• Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire
• sludgesicle
• slug of vodka
• small golem
• small gummi fin
• smart skull
• smashed danish
• smiley-face sticker
• smirking shrunken head
• smoker's cloak
• smoking grass
• SMOOCH coffee cup
• smooth velvet bra
• smooth velvet pocket square
• smooth velvet socks
• snake oil
• snakebite
• snapdragon pistil
• snarling wolf shield
• sneaky wrapping paper
• snow berries
• snow cleats
• Snow Queen Crown
• sock garters
• soda water
• software glitch
• soggy used band-aid
• solid baconstone ring
• solid gold pegleg
• solid linoleum box
• soul coin
• soul mask
• soup turtle
• soup-chucks
• Source terminal file: compress.edu
• Source terminal file: familiar.ext
• Source terminal file: turbo.edu
• soylent staff
• space bar
• space beast fur
• space junk
• space marine flash grenade
• space needle
• space pirate treasure map
• Space Trip safety headphones
• Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
• spade necklace
• spaghetti breakfast
• spaghetti cult mask
• spaghetti cult rosary
• spaghetti with ghost balls
• Spaghetti with Moonballs
• spangly sombrero
• spangly unitard
• spant chitin
• spant tendon
• sparking robo-battery
• sparkler
• special clip: graveburpers
• sphygmomanometer
• spicy bean burrito
• spicy enchanted bean burrito
• spicy noodles
• spider web
• spidercow eye-cluster
• spiky turtle helmet
• spiky turtle shield
• spirit bed
• spirit blanket
• spirit mattress
• Spirit Precipice
• spiritual candy cane
• spiritual gingerbread
• sponge helmet
• spooky and sour sauce
• spooky bark
• spooky jelly
• spooky lo mein
• spooky mushroom wine
• spooky music box mechanism
• spooky pirate skeleton
• spooky powder
• Spooky Putty sheet
• spooky sap
• spooky scarecrow
• spooky shrunken head
• spooky stick
• spooky wad
• spoon!
• spoonful of Linguine-Os
• spray chrome
• spray paint
• Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
• sprinkle-begging cup
• sprocket
• Staff of the Cozy Fish
• Staff of the Electric Range
• Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
• Staff of the Kitchen Floor
• standard-issue cupcake
• stapler bear
• star boomerang
• star crossbow
• star hat
• star key lime
• star stiletto
• starchy crossbow
• starchy staff
• Steal This Candy
• Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)
• Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)
• Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)
• Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)
• steamy ruby
• stench nuggets
• stench wad
• sterno-flavored Hob-O
• sticky meat kilt
• stinkin' bindle
• stinky hi mein
• stolen meatpouch
• stolen office supplies
• stolen sushi
• stone of eXtreme power
• stone wool
• strange cube
• strawberry supersucker
• strawberry-flavored Hob-O
• strawberyl
• strawberyl necklace
• Strikes Again Bigmouth
• string of moist beads
• Strix stix
• studded leather boxer shorts
• stuffed alien blob
• stuffed astral badger
• stuffed bandersnatch
• stuffed Cheshire bitten
• stuffed dodecapede
• stuffed dodo
• stuffed doppelshifter
• stuffed key
• stuffed ninja snowman
• stuffed pocketwatch
• stuffed porpoise
• stuffed sabre-toothed lime
• stuffed spooky mushroom
• stuffed stinky gravy fairy
• stuffed treasure chest
• stuffed yeti
• stuffing fluffer
• stunt nuts
• sturdy cane
• sturdy sword hilt
• styrofoam crossbow
• STYX deodorant body spray
• sucker bucket
• sucker scaffold
• suede shortsword
• Suffering Sinner
• sugar banana
• sugar bunny
• sugar shank
• sugar shard
• sugar shield
• sugar shillelagh
• sugar shorts
• sugar shotgun
• sugar sphere
• sugar-coated pine cone
• suggestive strozzapreti
• sun-dried tofu
• Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword
• super-size brogurt
• superduperheated metal
• superheated fudge
• Suppurating Sinner
• surgical apron
• surgical mask
• surgical tape
• sushi doily
• swashbuckling pants
• sweet mochi ball
• sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
• swirly potion
• Swizzler
• sword behind inappropriate prepositions
• sword of static
• T.U.R.D.S. Key
• Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
• Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
• Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro
• Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita
• tailbone shield
• tainted icing
• Take Eleven Bar
• Tales from the Fireside
• Tales of Dread
• Tales of Spelunking
• talisman of Seshat
• Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin
• tamarind-flavored chewing gum
• tambourine
• tangarita
• tangerine
• tankard of ale
• tarnished metal rod
• tarnished tastevin
• Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
• teddy bear sewing kit
• teeny-tiny ninja stars
• temporary teardrop tattoo
• temporary tribal tattoo
• temporary yak tattoo
• Temps Tempranillo
• tempura air
• tempura cauliflower
• tenderizing hammer
• tennis ball
• tequila sunset
• tequila with training wheels
• terrible poem
• that gum you like
• The Big Book of Pirate Insults
• The Emperor's new shirt
• the finger
• the funk
• The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
• The Landscaper's leafblower
• The Lost Comb
• The Necbronomicon
• The Snake trading card
• The Snitch's Manifesto
• The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants
• thermos full of Knob coffee
• thermos of brew
• They liver
• thicksilver ring
• Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy
• This Charming Flan
• Thorny Toad trading card
• thought balloon
• throwing candy
• throwing fork
• throwing knife
• throwing wrench
• TI-9000 calculator
• ticksilver spurs
• Time Bandit Time Towel
• Time Cape
• Time Lord Participation Mug
• time residue
• time's arrow
• tin cup of mulligan stew
• tin magnolia
• tin of submardines
• tin rations
• tin roof (rusted)
• tin snips
• tin tam
• tiny baby scorpion
• tiny barrel
• tiny bindle
• tiny bottle of absinthe
• tiny cell phone
• tiny die-cast blade a-spinning
• tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree
• tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer
• tiny die-cast Don Crimbo
• tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer
• tiny die-cast factory worker elf
• tiny die-cast Father Crimborg
• tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf
• tiny die-cast golden ring
• tiny die-cast goose a-laying
• tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer
• tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf
• tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf
• tiny die-cast turtle mech
• tiny fly glasses
• tiny plastic abominable fudgeman
• tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart
• tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear
• tiny plastic anime smiley
• tiny plastic batbugbear
• tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type
• tiny plastic Beelzebozo
• tiny plastic Big Candy
• tiny plastic black ops bugbear
• tiny plastic Captain Kerkard
• tiny plastic cavebugbear
• tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™
• tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer
• tiny plastic Crimbomega
• tiny plastic Crimbomination
• tiny plastic Crimbot
• tiny plastic demoninja
• tiny plastic Don Crimbo
• tiny plastic Felonia
• tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker
• tiny plastic fire servant
• tiny plastic Fudge Wizard
• tiny plastic GORM-8
• tiny plastic Iiti Kitty
• tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker
• tiny plastic Lord Flameface
• tiny plastic MechaElf
• tiny plastic Mr. Mination
• tiny plastic mumblebee
• tiny plastic scary clown
• tiny plastic spooky vampire
• tiny plastic strand of DNA
• tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf
• tiny plastic Toybot
• tiny plastic warbear fortress
• tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer
• tiny prop sword
• tiny sombrero
• To Build an Igloo
• toast with sleaze jelly
• toast with spooky jelly
• tobiko marble soda
• tobiko-infused sake
• toe jam toast
• tofu casserole
• tofu stir-fry
• tofu taco
• toggle switch (Bartend)
• tomato daiquiri
• tomato soup poster
• tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie
• tommy gun
• tonic djinn
• tonic o' Banderas
• tonic water
• toothsome rock
• topiary necktie
• topiary nugglet
• topiary tights
• torquoise ring
• tortoboggan shield
• tourmalime tourniquet
• toxic mop
• toxo
• toy accordion
• toy crazy train
• toy Crimbot mega face
• toy Crimbot power glove
• toy Crimbot rocket legs
• toy deathbot
• toy jet pack
• toy space helmet
• toy taijijian
• toy train
• traffic jam
• transdermal smoke patch
• transparent pants
• Transylvania Sling
• Travels with Jerry
• trench coat
• trench lighter
• triad summoning scroll
• triangular CRIMBCOOKIE
• trilobite candy mold
• triple barreled barrel gun
• Trivial Avocations Card: What?
• Trivial Avocations Card: When?
• Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
• Tropical Crimbo Shorts
• Trout Fishing in Loathing
• troutpiece
• true grit
• trusty torch
• tube of cranberry Go-Goo
• tube of hair oil
• tube of villain white
• tube sock
• tulip
• turkish mostaccioli
• turtle wax greaves
• turtle-shaped rock
• turtlemail breeches
• turtlemail hauberk
• turtling rod
• twitching claw
• Twitching Television Tattoo
• twitching time capsule
• ultimate wad
• ultra-deluxe cupcake
• una poca de gracia
• unappetizing mayolus
• uncapped blue lava bottle
• Uncle Buck
• Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide
• Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix
• uncooked chorizo
• underwater slingshot
• unearthed volcanic meteoroid
• unidentified drink
• Unmotivator: Success Warrior
• unquiet spirits
• unrequired jacket
• unrolling pin
• unsanitized scalpel
• unsmoothed velvet
• unused soap
• valuable coin
• vampire pearl
• vampire pearl earring
• vampire pearl necklace
• velcro boots
• velcro broadsword
• velcro shield
• velvet choker
• Venus flytrap
• very hot lunch
• very large caltrop
• Vial of jus de larmes
• vial of Gnomochloric acid
• vial of hamethyst juice
• vial of holy water
• vial of hot blood
• vial of patchouli oil
• vial of porquoise juice
• vinegar
• vinyl shield
• viscous lava globs
• Vivian's Vitamin
• vodka and tonic
• Vodka Matryoshka
• vodka stinger
• volcanic ash
• volleyball
• Voluminous Radio Pants
• voodoo snuff
• VYKEA dowel
• VYKEA instructions
• VYKEA lightning rune
• VYKEA plank
• warbear accoutrements chunk
• warbear badge
• warbear battery
• warbear bearserker mead
• warbear bearserker potion
• warbear blizzard mead
• warbear breakfast machine assembler
• warbear chemistry lab
• warbear dress greaves
• warbear dress helmet
• warbear empathy chip
• warbear empathy chip (used)
• warbear feasting bread
• warbear fleece-lined long johns
• warbear gyro
• warbear gyrocopter
• warbear laser beacon
• warbear laser bowtie
• warbear liquid lasers
• warbear LP-ROM burner
• warbear procedural hilarity drone
• warbear rejuvenation potion
• warbear robo-camouflage unit
• warbear snowblindness goggles
• warbear superpotion
• warbear thermoregulator bread
• warbear trouser fragment
• warbear wardance potion
• warbear whosit
• warm fur
• warm gravy
• wasabi marble soda
• wasabi pocky
• water wings
• waterlogged bootstraps
• waterlogged crate
• wax face
• Wax Flask
• Way More Tears™ pepper spray
• weathered barrel
• weighted paperclip chain
• weremoose spit
• wet stew
• wet venom duct
• whalebone corset
• Whatsian Ionic Pliers
• wheel
• Whenchamacallit bar
• whisker pencil
• whiskey and cola
• whiskey and soda
• whiskey bittersweet
• whiskey sour
• white blood cells
• white candygram
• white chocolate and tomato pizza
• white chocolate chip cookies
• White Chocolate Golem Seeds
• white Dreadsylvanian
• white elephant gift
• white lightning
• white mana
• white page
• white rice
• white satin pants
• white satin shield
• white snake skin
• white sword
• white tulip
• white whip
• white wine
• Whoompa Fur Pants
• wicksilver ring
• wind-up chattering teeth
• wind-up meatcar
• wind-up navigation droid
• wind-up owl
• wind-up vampire teeth
• wind-up Whatsian robot
• Winifred's whistle
• wintergreen-flavored potato chips
• witch hat
• witch wart
• witch's brew
• woimbook
• wolfman mask
• wonderwall shield
• Workytime Tea
• World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
• world's smallest violin
• wristwatch of the white knight
• X
• X-37 gun
• Xi Receiver Unit
• Xiblaxian circuitry
• Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner
• Xiblaxian holo-bowtie
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
• Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
• Xiblaxian polymer
• Xiblaxian space-whiskey
• Xiblaxian stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian stealth trousers
• Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
• yabba dabba doo rag
• yak skin
• yak toupee
• yakskin pants
• ye olde golde frontes
• Ye Olde Meade
• Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
• yellow candy heart
• yellow candygram
• yellow drunki-bear
• yellow gummi ingot
• yellow paisley oyster egg
• yellow pixel potion
• yellow polka-dot oyster egg
• yellow striped oyster egg
• yo-yo
• yohohoyo
• Yolo™ chocolates
• Yorick
• Young Man's Cargo Load
• Young Man's Crew Sequester
• your own black heart
• Z-Bone steak
• Ze™ goggles
• zen motorcycle
• Zim Merman's guitar
• zmobie
• zombie
• Zoodriver