Meester Slow appears in the following leaderboards:

• alarm accordion
• breakfast mess
• Brogre brorts
• bull blubber
• cheap cigar butt
• Choco-Mint patty
• chopsticks
• Dinsey tattoo kit
• experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
• henna tattoo
• hot mint schnocolate
• industrial strength anti-fungal spray
• Marquis de Poivre soda
• McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade
• Merc Core challenge coin
• mercenary pistol
• Microplushie: Hipsterine
• Microplushie: Otakulone
• Microplushie: Raverdrine
• mime soul fragment
• Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
• Mr. Haggis
• one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
• papier-mâchéte
• papier-mitre
• pocket lint (orange)
• possessed tomato
• sack lunch
• shuriken salad
• SMOOCH coffee cup
• stinky fannypack
• Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag
• Wal-Mart nametag
• warbear party pants