Lord Stefano appears in the following leaderboards:

• "honey" dipper
• "Humorous" T-shirt
• Überraschthexengebräu
• 100-Watt bulb
• 64067 scroll
• 668 scroll
• 7-inch discus
• 8-ball
• 8-bit banana
• a butt tuba
• A muse-bouche
• Abyssal ember
• acceptable mayolus
• accidental mutton
• adder bladder
• Adventurer bobblehead
• aerated diving helmet
• aerosolized aerogel
• affordable teak perch
• Afternoon Delight
• Agent Mauve
• airplane tattoo
• alarm accordion
• albatross necklace
• Aldebaran sardines
• Alice's Army Cleric
• Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
• Alice's Army Foil Coward
• Alice's Army Foil Guard
• Alice's Army Foil Halberder
• Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
• Alice's Army Foil Ninja
• Alice's Army Foil Page
• Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden
• Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
• Alice's Army Foil tattoo
• Alice's Army Foil Wallman
• Alice's Army Sniper
• alien animal goo
• alien hologram projector
• alien plant goo
• alien plant pod
• alien plant sample
• alpha-mail pants
• Amnesiac Ale
• amphibious tophat
• ancient calendar
• Ancient Saucehelm
• ancient turtle shell
• ancient turtle shell helmet
• ancient turtle shell powder
• angel-food cake
• anger blaster
• anise-flavored venom
• ankleweights
• ant antidepressant
• ant pick
• ant rake
• Antagonistic Snowman Kit
• antique greaves
• antique helmet
• antique packet of ketchup
• antique shield
• antique spear
• antique spyglass
• aquamariner's ring
• aquaviolet jub-jub bird
• arm buzzer
• Arrrmetia trading card
• artisanal homebrew gift package
• artisanal homebrew sampler
• Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
• Artist's Spatula of Despair
• asbestos meat stack
• asbestos staff
• asbestos sword
• asbestos sword hilt
• ash soda
• asparagus lo mein
• augmented El Vibrato drone
• Aura Libre
• automatic catapult
• auxiliary backbone
• Aye Aye, Captain
• Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth
• baby oil shooter
• backwoods screwdriver
• bag of lard
• bag of unfinished business
• baked stuffing
• bakelite-covered bacon
• baloney rotgut
• banana milkshake
• banana peel
• bananarama bangle
• baneful bandolier
• baobab sap
• bark beret
• bark boxers
• bark bracelet
• Barney's rake
• Baron Von Ratsworth's money clip
• Baron von Ratsworth's money clip
• Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
• barrel beryl choker
• barskin buckler
• barskin loincloth
• bartender skull
• basic martini
• basic meat kilt
• Bastille Battalion cheese wheel
• Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher
• bat hat
• battered old top-hat
• battoo kit
• beach ball marble
• beard incense
• Beefy Crunch Pastaco
• beer basted brat
• beer lens
• beer-a-pult
• beer-battered accordion
• beige clambroth marble
• Benetton's Medley of Diversity
• bent scrap metal
• berry-infused sake
• Better Than Cuddling Cake
• Bettie page
• bewitching boots
• bezoar ring
• big bad voodoo mask
• big bumboozer marble
• big bundle of chamoix
• big red button
• big stirring stick
• bindle of joy
• birthday party jellybean cheesecake
• bishop cookie
• bitter pill
• BittyCar SoulCar
• black belt
• black facepaint
• black friar's tonsure
• black gold
• black lotus
• black pepper
• black sheepskin diploma
• blackberry combat boots
• blackberry polite
• blammer
• blended frozen swill with a fly in it
• blood kiwi
• blood sausage
• Bloody Nora
• blue class ring
• blue lava globs
• blue shell
• boilermaker
• boiling broth
• Boletus Broletus mushroom
• bone bons
• bone crusher
• boneana hammock
• Bonestabber
• bonsai tree
• boot knife
• BOOtonniere
• booze-soaked cherry
• Bordeaux Marteaux
• Boss Bat bling
• bottle of clam juice
• bottle of extra-strength melodramamine
• bottle of Goldschnöckered
• bottle of moontan lotion
• bottle of Old Pugilist
• bottle of perfume
• bottle of Race Car Red
• bottlecap turtle
• bounty-hunting pants
• bounty-hunting rifle
• bouquet of circular saw blades
• bowl of fishysoisse
• bowl of mummy guts
• bowl of topioca
• box turtle
• boxing glove on a spring
• boxing-glove-in-a-box
• Brain Food Pastaco
• brain preservation fluid
• brand new key
• Brand of Violence
• brass bung spigot
• brass crank handle
• brass dorsal fin
• brass Dreadsylvanian flask
• brass turkey knuckles
• brazen bracelet
• breadwand
• BRICKO airship
• BRICKO bat
• BRICKO egg
• BRICKO elephant
• BRICKO gargantuchicken
• BRICKO hat
• BRICKO octopus
• BRICKO oyster
• BRICKO pants
• BRICKO pyramid
• BRICKO python
• BRICKO stud
• BRICKO sword
• BRICKO trunk
• BRICKO turtle
• BRICKO vacuum cleaner
• Bright Water
• briny vinegar
• brittle plastic handle
• broberry brogurt
• broken beer bottle
• broken BRICKO brick
• broken clock
• broken El Vibrato drone
• bronze handcuffs
• bubble bauble bow
• bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
• bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
• bubblewrap staff
• buffed alien drugs
• bug paste
• bugbear detector
• Bugbearclaw Donut
• bugged bön±Ã©t
• bugged balaclava
• bull blubber
• bumblebee marble
• Buttery Knob
• C. H. U. M. lantern
• C.H.U.M. lantern
• cactus monocle
• Caipiranha
• Cajun accordion
• calavera concertina
• can of cherry-flavored sterno
• can of depilatory cream
• can of Impetuous Scofflaw
• Can of Spaghetto
• Can-Can skirt
• can-you-dig-it?
• candied pecan
• candy carrot
• candy carrot cake
• candy dog collar
• candy stick
• candycaine powder
• cane-mail pants
• cane-mail shirt
• cannonball charrrm bracelet
• Cantelope
• Cape of the Goblin King
• card sleeve
• cardboard crossbow
• cardboard staff
• carrot cake
• carrot claret
• caustic slime nodule
• celestial au jus
• celestial carrot juice
• celestial olive oil
• celestial squid ink
• Celsius 233 (singed)
• centurion helmet
• Cerebral Cloche
• Cerebral Crossbow
• Cerebral Culottes
• chamoisole
• charged magnet
• Charity's choker
• charming flute
• charpuce jub-jub bird
• Ched
• Cherry Cloaca Cola
• cherry pie
• Chester's Aquarius medallion
• Chester's bag of candy
• Chester's cutoffs
• Chester's moustache
• Chester's muscle shirt
• Chester's sunglasses
• children of the candy corn
• chiptune guitar
• chlorophyll paste
• chocolate bowtie
• chocolate box
• chocolate cow bone
• chocolate pocketwatch
• chocolate puppy
• chocolate rabbit's foot
• chocotini
• Choker of the Ultragoth
• Chorale of Companionship
• Chori Zo trading card
• chrome crossbow string
• chrome meat stack
• chrome stick
• chunk of hot iron
• cinnamon troll doll
• citrus-infused sake
• Clara's bell
• Climate Colada
• clingfilm cap
• clingfilm slippers
• clingfilm tangle
• clingfilm trousers
• clockwork bartender head
• clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
• clockwork chef head
• clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
• clockwork claws
• clockwork clockwise dome
• clockwork counterclockwise dome
• clockwork crossbow
• clockwork detective skull
• clockwork doohickey
• clockwork endoskeleton
• clockwork handle
• clockwork hat
• clockwork maid
• clockwork maid head
• clockwork pants
• clockwork pirate skull
• clockwork rings
• clockwork rod
• clockwork shank
• clockwork sheet
• clockwork spine
• clockwork staff
• clockwork sword
• clockwork thingamajig
• clockwork trench coat
• clockwork widget
• clove-flavored lip balm
• clown whip
• clownskin buckler
• clownskin harness
• club of corruption
• club of the five seasons
• cluster of hops
• coal snakeskin
• cocktail mushroom
• cod cape
• Codpiece of the Goblin King
• Colander of Em-er'il
• cold and sour sauce
• cold cluster
• cold jelly
• cold mashed potatoes
• collapsible baton
• Comet Drop
• comfy coffin
• complex alien zoological sample
• complicated lock impression
• concentrated cordial of concentration
• concoction of clumsiness
• congratulatory cake
• Connery's Elixir of Audacity
• Conspiracy™ mascara
• contract enforcement stick
• cool cat claw
• cool jelly donut
• cooling iron helmet
• copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet
• cordial of concentration
• corroded breeches
• corrosive cowl
• corrupted bird DNA
• cosmic paste
• costume sword
• cotton candy cordial
• cotton candy plug
• counterfeit city
• cranberry cylinder
• crappy camera
• crate of fish meat
• creepy voice box
• creepy-ass club
• crimsilion jub-jub bird
• croquet hedgehog
• crotchety pants
• crude oil congealer
• crudles
• crumpled felt fedora
• crushed steamer trunk
• cryptic puzzle box
• crystalline reamer
• cuckoo clock
• cuddly teddy bear
• cuppa Activi tea
• cuppa Dexteri tea
• cuppa Gill tea
• cuppa Improprie tea
• cuppa Insani tea
• cuppa Irritabili tea
• cuppa Mana tea
• cuppa Monstrosi tea
• cuppa Obscuri tea
• cuppa Royal tea
• cuppa Sobrie tea
• cuppa Twen tea
• cuppa Voraci tea
• curdflinger
• cursed breeches
• Cursed Punch
• cursed ring finger ring
• custom sixgun
• cute bow from beyond the stars
• cyber-mattock
• Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
• daisy
• Dark & Starry
• dark baconstone ring
• deactivated putty buddy
• dead guy's memento
• dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
• deadly nightshade
• debonair deboner
• decanter of fine Scotch
• decaying wooden oar
• deck of lewd playing cards
• defective skull
• delicious comfit?
• demon buckler
• demon makeup kit
• demon-horned hat
• dense meat crossbow
• dense meat staff
• depantsing bomb
• depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• depleted Grimacite shinguards
• depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• desktop zen garden
• devil hair pasta
• dew yoana lei
• dew yoana salacious lei
• diabolical crossbow
• dilapidated wizard hat
• dinged-up triangle
• Dinsey Maintenance Manual
• Dinsey tattoo kit
• Dinsey Whinskey
• disco biscuit
• disposable instant camera
• distention pill
• Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
• Dogsgotnonoz pills
• dollar sign
• dollar-sign bag
• donkey flipbook
• double entendre
• double-ice box
• double-ice britches
• double-ice gum
• doubt cannon
• dove DNA
• Drac & Tan
• drafty drawers
• Drapes-You-Regally
• dread tarragon
• dreadful box
• dreadful fedora
• dreadful sweater
• Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
• Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
• Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
• Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
• Dreadsylvanian seed pod
• Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• dried gelatinous cube
• dripping meat crossbow
• droppable microphone
• drug cocktail sauce
• Drunk Uncles holo-record
• Drunken Astrophysicist
• Drunken Neurologist
• Drunkula's bell
• Drunkula's cape
• Drunkula's ring of haze
• Drunkula's silky pants
• drywall axe
• dubious loincloth
• ducha de oro
• duct tape buckler
• duct tape dockers
• duct tape fedora
• duct tape sword
• dueling banjo
• dueling turtle
• Dungeon Fist gauntlet
• dusty animal skull
• dwarvish war kilt
• dwarvish war mattock
• Earring of Fire
• Earth, Wind and Firewater
• easter egg balloon
• Eau de Guaneau
• eau de mort
• eel sauce
• eelskin pants
• eelskin shield
• El Sombrero De Lopez
• El Vibrato energy spear
• El Vibrato helmet
• El Vibrato leg guards
• El Vibrato Megadrone
• El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
• El Vibrato restraints
• El Vibrato translator
• El Vibrato trapezoid
• Elder Turtle Shell
• electric copperhead potion
• electrician's hardhat
• electronic dulcimer pants
• elf army field rations
• Ellsbury's journal
• Ellsbury's skull
• EMD holo-record
• empty lava bottle
• enchanted fire extinguisher
• enchanted handwarmer
• Energy Buzz Pastaco
• enticing mayolus
• Essence of Annoyance
• essential tofu
• eternal car battery
• even more tinsel
• Event Horizon
• exactly-three-shaped box
• excitement pill
• exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton
• exotic parrot egg
• expensive champagne
• expensive cigar
• expired bottle of peppermint schnapps
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• extra-flat panini
• extra-heavy BRICKO brick
• Extra-slimy Slimosa
• extra-strength rubber bands
• extremely slippery nipple
• eye 'n' horn shampoo
• eyedrops of the ermine
• facsimile dictionary
• fake blood
• fancy ball mask
• fancy chocolate sculpture
• FantasyRealm guest pass
• farfalle bow tie
• Fauna Libre
• FDKOL fire hose
• fear condenser
• Feliz Navidad
• festive sausage
• Fettris
• fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
• filigreed hamethyst earring
• filigreed hamethyst necklace
• filigreed hamethyst ring
• fin-bit wax
• finger cymbals
• fire axe
• fireman's helmet
• fireproof megaphone
• fish scimitar
• fish stick
• fish stick cozy
• fishbone belt
• fishbone bracers
• fishbone catcher's mitt
• fishbone facemask
• fishbone kneepads
• fishin' hat
• fishy paste
• fishy wand
• fizzing spore pod
• Flaming Knob
• Flaming Mohobo
• flaming nose
• Flan in the Moon
• flapper floppers
• flask of baconstone juice
• flask of Gnomochloric acid
• flask of hamethyst juice
• flask of porquoise juice
• floaty gravel
• floaty rock
• fluorescent lightbulb
• Flying Caipiranha
• flypaper staff
• folder (barbarian)
• folder (blue)
• folder (cyan)
• folder (Ex-Files)
• folder (green)
• folder (holographic fractal)
• folder (KOLHS)
• folder (owl)
• folder (rainbow unicorn)
• folder (red)
• folder (Seawolf)
• folder (smiley face)
• folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
• folder (wizard)
• folder (yellow)
• foon of fearfulness
• foon of fleshiness
• foon of foulness
• foon of fulmination
• forbidden danish
• fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
• Frankly Mr. Shank
• French bronilla brogurt
• french-fry grabber
• frigid mote
• frigid-ass club
• Frogade
• frontwinder skin
• frosty halo
• Frosty's arm
• Frosty's carrot
• Frosty's iceball
• Frosty's nailbat
• Frosty's old silk hat
• Frosty's snowball sack
• Frown Exerciser
• frozen turtle shell
• frying brainpan
• Fu Manchu Wax
• full lava bottle
• fumble formula
• Fun-Guy spore
• funky eyepatch
• furry green earmuffs
• fusilli marrownarrow
• fusillocybin
• fuzzy montera
• Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
• Fuzzy Tentacle
• gamer slurry
• ganger bandana
• Gearhead Goo
• Gene Tonic: Beast
• Gene Tonic: Constellation
• Gene Tonic: Demon
• Gene Tonic: Dude
• Gene Tonic: Elf
• Gene Tonic: Goblin
• Gene Tonic: Hippy
• Gene Tonic: Horror
• Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
• Gene Tonic: Pirate
• Gene Tonic: Plant
• Gene Tonic: Slime
• Gene Tonic: Weird
• Gets-You-Drunk
• ghast iron codpiece
• ghast iron Garibaldi
• ghast iron heater shield
• ghost pencil
• giant fishhook
• giant O
• giant stuffed bugbear
• gift-a-pult
• gilded ancient cursed key
• gilded BRICKO brick
• gilded BRICKO chalice
• gilded lily
• gill rings
• gilt perfume bottle
• gin and tonic
• gin-soaked blotter paper
• gingerbread dog treat
• gingerbread gavel
• gingerbread mask
• gingerbread mug
• gingerbread restraining order
• gingerbread smartphone
• gingerbread spice latte
• Girdle of Hatred
• glass casserole dish
• glass of bourbon
• glass pie plate
• glass slipper
• glimmering buzzard feather
• glimmering great tit feather
• glimmering penguin feather
• glimmering roc feather
• glistening staff
• glob of Blank-Out
• glow-in-the-dark dart gun
• glowing El Vibrato drone
• gnat lasagna
• gnauga hide vest
• gnawed-up dog bone
• Gnollish Crossdress
• Gnollish pie server
• Gnomish toolbox
• Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer
• gold lamé pants
• good gravy
• grandfather watch
• grass blade
• grass hat
• grass skirt
• grass whistle
• grassy cutlass
• grease cannon
• great old fashioned
• Great Older Fashioned
• Great Wolf's beastly trousers
• Great Wolf's headband
• Great Wolf's left paw
• Great Wolf's right paw
• Greek fire
• green bean casserole
• green clay bead
• green cloth cap
• green eggnog
• Green Giant
• green LavaCo Lamp™
• Green Muslin
• green pixie spog
• Green Velvet
• green-iced sweet roll
• gremlin juice
• gremlin mutagen
• grim fairy tale
• Grimacite Bock
• grisly shield
• groovy prism necklace
• grouchy restless spirit
• grouper fangirl
• grue egg omelette
• grumpy old man charrrm bracelet
• gummi bowtie
• Gummi-DNA
• Gummy Brains
• gun cleaning kit
• gunpowder burrito
• guy made of bee pollen
• gym shorts
• Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
• hairshirt
• half-height unicycle
• half-melted spoon
• ham steak
• hammerus
• hand of cards
• Hand that Rocks the Ladle
• hand-carved bokken
• handful of Crotchety Pine needles
• handful of fire
• handful of juicy garbage
• handful of Laughing Willow bark
• handyman "hand soap"
• hangman's hood
• Happy Birthday, Claude! cake
• hardboiled egg
• hardened slime belt
• hardened slime hat
• hardened slime pants
• hardware upgrade
• Hatorade
• haunted cherry pie
• haunted flame
• haunted paddle-ball
• hawkface potion
• Haymaker
• heart-shaped candy whetstone
• heavy duty umbrella
• heavy leather-bound tome
• hedgeturtle
• Hell and How I Bent It
• Hell ramen
• helm of the white knight
• Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
• Herring Daiquiri
• Herring Wallbanger
• Herringtini
• hi-octane carrot juice
• high-temperature mining drill
• Highest Bitter
• hippo skin buckler
• hipposkin poncho
• History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
• HOA citation pad
• HOA regulation book
• HOA zombie eyes
• hoarded candy wad
• hobo code binder
• hobo dungarees
• hobo fortress blueprints
• hobo stogie
• Hodgman's almanac
• Hodgman's blanket
• Hodgman's bow tie
• Hodgman's cane
• Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
• Hodgman's garbage sticker
• Hodgman's harmonica
• Hodgman's imaginary hamster
• Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
• Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
• Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
• Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
• Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
• Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
• Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
• Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
• Hodgman's lucky sock
• Hodgman's metal detector
• Hodgman's porkpie hat
• Hodgman's varcolac paw
• Hodgman's whackin' stick
• holiday cheese log
• holo-platoon
• home robotics kit
• honey mead
• honey-dew
• hopping socks
• hot and sour sauce
• hot clusterbomb
• hot cross bow
• hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa
• hothammer
• house of twigs and spit
• How to Tolerate Jerks
• humble pie
• humming El Vibrato drone
• Humpty Dumplings
• Hunger™ Sauce
• hungover chauvinist pig
• ice cream sandwich
• ice skate decoy
• ice wine
• Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
• Ice-Cold Beer Ring
• Ice-Cold Beerring
• iceberg lettuce
• imitation crab zoea
• imitation whetstone
• immense ballet shoes
• imp unity ring
• incense bath ball
• incredible pizza
• industrial frosting
• industrial strength anti-fungal spray
• infernal toilet brush
• initiative shawarma
• Inndya trading card
• insulated gold wire
• intimidating coiffure
• intricate clockwork birdhouse
• intricate clockwork cuckoo
• intricate clockwork disc
• intricate clockwork numeral II
• intricate clockwork numeral IV
• intricate clockwork numeral IX
• intricate clockwork numeral V
• intricate clockwork numeral VI
• intricate clockwork numeral VII
• intricate clockwork numeral VIII
• intricate clockwork numeral X
• intricate clockwork numeral XI
• intricate clockwork numeral XII
• Irish Coffee, English Heart
• ironic moustache
• ittah bittah hookah
• jalapeno slices
• jam band
• janitor's mop
• jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)
• jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
• jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)
• jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
• Jeans of Loathing
• jet bennie marble
• jingling spore pod
• Jodhpurs of Violence
• jug of baconstone juice
• jug of Gnomochloric acid
• jug of hamethyst juice
• jug of porquoise juice
• jungle drum
• jungle floor wax
• Jungle Juice
• Junior Adventurer's kit
• junk food
• junk-mail shirt
• kamicorpse-ee
• khaki duffel bag
• Knob jelly donut
• knobby kneepads
• kobold treasure hoard
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• Kudzu salad
• kumquartz ring
• labrador cookie
• Lava Miner's Daughter
• LavaCo™ Lamp housing
• Lazybones™ recliner
• lead collar
• leechknife
• left half of a heart necklace
• left parenthesis
• left-handed melodica
• leftover pasty
• leftovers sandwich
• lemonade marble
• lemonhead caviar
• lemony scales
• Lens of Hatred
• lewd playing card
• li'l candy corn costume
• li'l unicorn costume
• libation of liveliness
• licorice boa
• licorice whip
• linguini immondizia bianco
• linguini of the sea
• liquid ice pack
• liquid rhinestones
• literal grasshopper
• little black book
• little parachute guy
• little red jam
• little wooden mannequin
• loadstone
• loaf of soda bread
• loafers
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Locust
• London frog
• long-forgotten necklace
• loose blade
• Louder Than Bomb
• LOV Echinacea Bouquet
• LOV Entrance Pass
• Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
• lowercase a
• lychee chuhai
• lynyrdskin cap
• magnetic field
• magnum of fancy champagne
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• makeshift cape
• makeshift castanets
• makeshift sixgun
• makeshift skirt
• makeshift turban
• malevolent medallion
• Mallomarbles
• mandarina colada with a fly in it
• mangled finger
• manly bloomers
• mannequin leg
• Manual of Numberology
• Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
• map to the Towering Mountains
• mariachi hat
• marinara jug
• Mark IV Steam-Hat
• Mark of the Ghost
• Mark of the Vampire
• Mark of the Werewolf
• Mark of the Zombie
• Martialest Arts trophy
• mashed potatoes
• mass of wriggling tentacles
• mayo pump
• Mayodiol
• Mayor Ghost's gavel
• Mayor Ghost's khakis
• Mayor Ghost's sash
• Mayozapine
• meat face
• meat shield
• meatspout staff
• Mechamelion
• melon-infused sake
• Memories of Cow Punching
• Memories of Snake Oiling
• memory of a CA base pair
• memory of a CG base pair
• memory of a CT base pair
• memory of a GT base pair
• memory of an AG base pair
• Mer-kin breastplate
• Mer-kin bunwig
• Mer-kin darkbook
• Mer-kin digpick
• Mer-kin dodgeball
• Mer-kin dragbelt
• Mer-kin dragnet
• Mer-kin facecowl
• Mer-kin finpaddle
• Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
• Mer-kin gutgirdle
• Mer-kin hallpass
• Mer-kin headguard
• Mer-kin killscroll
• Mer-kin mouthsoap
• Mer-kin pinkslip
• Mer-kin pressureglobe
• Mer-kin rocksalt
• Mer-kin roundshield
• Mer-kin saltmint
• Mer-kin sawdust
• Mer-kin scholar mask
• Mer-kin smartjuice
• Mer-kin sneakmask
• Mer-kin switchblade
• Mer-kin waistrope
• Mer-kin worktea
• Merc Core challenge coin
• Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
• mercenary pistol
• mercenary rifle
• mermaid's purse
• metal mandible
• metallic foil bow
• metallic foil radar dish
• metandienone
• Meteoid ice beam
• metrognome
• Microplushie: Hipsterine
• microwave stogie
• mid-level medieval mead
• midget clownfish
• midriff scrubs
• milk of magnesium
• mimosette
• mini-Mr. Accessory
• mini-zeppelin
• miniature antlers
• miniature castagnets
• miniature deck cannon
• miniature Jacob's ladder
• miniature life preserver
• miniature pruning shears
• miniature tophat
• mint-condition magic wand
• mirrored aviator shades
• misfit dolly
• Missing Eye Simulation Device
• Misty Robe
• Mohobo
• moist sack
• moist sailor's cap
• mole molé
• molten medallion
• Mon Tiki
• monkey barf
• monstrous monocle
• moon-amber
• Moonshine Mohobo
• Moonthril Schnapps
• moreltini
• morning dew
• mostly rat-hide leggings
• mother's secret recipe
• mountain lion skin
• mouth-watering mayolus
• Mr. Balloon
• Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
• Mudflap-Girl Earring
• Mudflap-Girl Necklace
• Mudflap-Girl Ring
• murderbot plasma rifle
• murderbot spring injector
• muskox-skin cap
• musty moccasins
• Nayztameetjoo trading card
• ND
• Newbiesport™ backpack
• nicksilver ring
• ninja carabiner
• ninja fear powder
• ninja pirate zombie robot
• ninjammies
• No Hats as Art
• non-Euclidean non-accordion
• non-stick pugil stick
• norwhal helmet
• Nose Ring of Putrescence
• novelty fruit hat
• novelty tattoo sleeves
• noxious gas grenade
• nozzle of the Phoenix
• nugget of nicksilver
• nugget of sicksilver
• nugget of slicksilver
• nugget of thicksilver
• numberwang
• nutty organic salad
• obsidian nutcracker
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• Oh, the Humanitini
• oil cap
• oil lamp
• oil of expertise
• oil of slipperiness
• oil of stability
• oil pan
• oil slacks
• oil-filled donut
• oily golden mushroom
• ointment of the occult
• Ol' Scratch's ash can
• Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
• Ol' Scratch's manacles
• Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
• Ol' Scratch's salad fork
• Ol' Scratch's stove door
• Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
• old dry bone
• old patched suit-pants
• old soft shoes
• olive stir-fry
• one glove
• one million meat pancakes
• one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
• one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
• one-day ticket to The Glaciest
• one-winged stab bat
• orange candy heart
• orc paste
• ornate ancient cursed key
• Oscus's dumpster waders
• Oscus's flypaper pants
• Oscus's garbage can lid
• Oscus's pelt
• Othello's dagger
• Othello's handkerchief
• Othello's military jacket
• Ouija Board, Ouija Board
• Outer Wolf™ cologne
• outrageous sombrero
• overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
• overclocked avian microprocessor
• overpowering mushroom wine
• packet of tofurkey gravy
• page of the Necrohobocon
• Pain Dip
• painted shield
• painted turtle
• pair of pearidot earrings
• pair of scissors
• pair of twitching claws
• palm-frond capris
• palm-frond net
• paperclip-on tie
• papier-mâché bowl
• papier-mâché glob
• papier-mâché handle
• papier-mâché plaque
• papier-mâché toothpicks
• papier-mâché trophy pinata
• papier-mâchaeranthera
• papier-mâchine gun
• papier-masque
• papier-mitre
• papier-mochi
• papotion of papower
• paranormal ricotta
• parasitic strangleworm
• parasitic tentacles
• parisian cathouse
• peace-sign necklace
• peanut sauce
• pearl diver's necklace
• pearl diver's ring
• Pendant of Fire
• Pendant of Gargalesis
• Pener's drumstick
• penguin paste
• penguinskin mini-skirt
• pentatonic accordion
• peppermint crook
• peppermint rhino baby
• percent sign
• perfume of prejudice
• pernicious cudgel
• pet anemone
• pet rock "Groucho" disguise
• pet rock "Snooty" disguise
• phase-tuned shield generator belt
• phial of coldness
• phial of hotness
• phial of sleaziness
• phial of spookiness
• phial of stench
• philter of phorce
• picky tweezers
• pig-iron helm
• pig-iron shinguards
• pile of dirt
• pile of dungeon junk
• pile of dusty animal bones
• Pillowbug
• pink candy heart
• pink pinkslip slip
• pirate brochure
• pixel boomerang
• pixel chain whip
• pixel grappling hook
• pixel morning star
• pixel orb
• pixel pill
• pixel whip
• Plague of Locusts
• plaid bandage
• plaid pocket square
• plain paper hat
• plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
• plastic bib
• plate of Frigid Northern Beans
• plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans
• plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
• plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
• plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
• plum lozenge
• plumber's lunch
• Pneumo bar
• pocket lint (orange)
• pocket lint (white)
• pogo stick
• pointed stick
• Poison Oak trading card
• polished moon-amber
• polyesterene powder
• poodle skirt
• portable motorcycle
• post-holiday sale coupon
• potent potion of potency
• potion of potency
• potion of temporary gr8tness
• potion of the captain's hammer
• potion of X-ray vision
• pottery club
• pottery hat
• pottery shield
• pottery training pants
• pregnant gloomy black mushroom
• pressurized potion of perspicacity
• pressurized potion of pneumaticity
• pressurized potion of puissance
• pressurized potion of pulchritude
• pretty pink bow
• primitive alien medicine
• projectile icemaker
• propeller beanie
• Protects-Your-Junk
• protein paste
• psychedelic bubble wand
• pulled porquoise earring
• pulled porquoise pendant
• pumpkin juice
• pumpkin pie
• Punchplanter
• purple clay bead
• Putrid Pendant
• PVC staff
• pygmy spear
• quake of arrows
• quantum disintegrator pistol
• quicksilver spurs
• Quiets-Your-Steps
• quirky accordion
• Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
• Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
• radioactive chew toy
• raffle prize box
• rainbow bomb
• rainbow crossbow
• Ralph IX cognac
• rat appendix stir-fry
• rat tooth polish
• ratskin pajama pants
• rattlesnake enrager
• raw stuffing
• razor-sharp can lid
• really thick bandage
• really tiny cocktail shaker
• record of infuriating silence
• record of menacing silence
• record of tranquil silence
• recording of Chorale of Companionship
• recording of Prelude of Precision
• red class ring
• red coat
• Red Dwarf
• red LavaCo Lamp™
• red masque
• red-hot knucklebone
• refrigerated biohazard container
• regret hose
• reliable sixgun
• repaired El Vibrato drone
• repeating crossbow
• replica key
• reusable shopping bag
• rhinestone cowhorn
• right half of a heart necklace
• Riker's Search History
• Ring of Fire
• ring of teleportation
• Ring of the Sewer Snake
• rinky-dink sixgun
• robin nog
• Rogue Windmill Rouge
• roll of drink tickets
• roller skate doll
• rook cookie
• root beer barrel
• rope with some soap on it
• rubber ribcage
• rubber spatula
• rusty bonesaw
• rusty compass
• rusty diving helmet
• rusty metal greaves
• rusty old lantern
• rusty porthole
• rusty rivet
• rusty speargun
• rusty staff
• rusty valve wheel
• S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
• S.T.L.T.
• Saccharine Maple pendant
• safety vest
• salamander slurry
• Salsa de las Epocas
• samurai turtle
• samurai turtle helmet
• sandcastle
• sardine can key
• sausage without a cause
• savory crossbow
• savory dry noodles
• scale-mail underwear
• school spirit socket set
• scintillating powder
• scrap of sticky paper
• Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill
• screwdiver
• screwing pooch
• scroll case
• Scuba Snack
• sea chaps
• sea cowboy hat
• sea grease
• sealskin drum
• security blankie
• serum of sarcasm
• sewer turtle
• sewing kit
• shadowy seal eye
• Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion
• shamanic beads
• shapeless wide-brimmed hat
• shark jumper
• shark tooth necklace
• sharpened hubcap
• sharpened spoon
• Shielding Potion
• shin gourds
• shirt kit
• shot of nepenthe schnapps
• shot of pear schnapps
• Shot of the Living Dead
• shoulder-warming lotion
• shrapnel jelly donut
• shrinking powder
• shroomtini
• Shrubble Bubble
• shuddersword
• Siberian sunrise
• silent beret
• silver cheese-slicer
• silver Dreadsylvanian flask
• silver keg
• silver paté knife
• silver salt-shaker
• silver shrimp fork
• Single Alice's Army Foil
• single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• single swig of vodka
• sinister demon mask
• six-armed sweater
• six-rainbow shield
• skate blade
• skate board
• skeletal scabbard
• skull gearshift knob
• Skully's hot chocolate
• slap and slap again recipe
• sleaze clusterbomb
• sleep mask
• slicksilver spurs
• slime convention t-shirt
• slime-covered club
• slime-covered compass
• slime-covered greaves
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered necklace
• slime-covered shovel
• slime-covered speargun
• slime-soaked brain
• Slimebite
• Slimosa
• Slippery Knob
• Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire
• sludgesicle
• small golem
• Smashmoth
• smiley-face sticker
• smoking talon
• smoldering staff
• SMOOCH codpiece
• SMOOCH coffee cup
• smooth velvet bra
• smooth velvet socks
• smudge stick
• snailmail bits
• snailmail breeches
• snailmail coif
• snailmail hauberk
• snakebite
• snow cleats
• snow halo
• sock garters
• software glitch
• solid asbestos box
• solid baconstone earring
• solid baconstone necklace
• solid baconstone ring
• solid chrome box
• solid gold jewel
• solid linoleum box
• solid state loom
• sorority girl's box
• soul coin
• soup-chucks
• Source terminal file: gram.ext
• soyburger juice
• space bar
• space jellybicycle
• space needle
• Spacegate emergency disintegrator
• Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
• spaghetti breakfast
• spaghetti with ghost balls
• Spaghetti with Moonballs
• spaghetti-box banjo
• spant backplate
• spant shoulderpads
• sparking El Vibrato drone
• spectral axe
• spectre scepter
• Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot
• spiky turtle helmet
• spiky turtle shield
• spirit bed
• sponge cake
• sponge helmet
• spongy shield
• spooky and sour sauce
• spooky jelly
• spooky music box mechanism
• Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
• Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
• spruce juice
• square sponge pants
• squeaky toy rose
• Squib
• squirming Slime larva
• Staff of Blood and Pudding
• Staff of Simmering Hatred
• Staff of the Black Kettle
• Staff of the Electric Range
• Staff of the Grand Flambé
• Staff of the Grease Trap
• Staff of the Greasefire
• Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
• Staff of the Kitchen Floor
• Staff of the Midnight Snack
• Staff of the Short Order Cook
• Staff of the Teapot Tempest
• Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
• Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron
• Staff of the Woodfire
• standard-issue cupcake
• star key lime
• starchy crossbow
• starchy staff
• starchy sword
• Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)
• Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)
• Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)
• steel knuckles
• steely marble
• Stembridge sidearm
• Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
• stench and sour sauce
• stench cluster
• stench jelly
• sticky gloves
• stinking agaricus
• stinkwater
• stinky hi mein
• stomach turnover
• stomp box
• strange paste
• strawberyl necklace
• Strikes Again Bigmouth
• string of dingle balls
• studded leather boxer shorts
• stuffed "L"
• stuffed astral badger
• stuffed club
• stuffed sabre-toothed lime
• stuffed yo-yo
• stuffing fluffer
• styrofoam staff
• sugar bunny
• sugar shirt
• suggestive strozzapreti
• sun-dried tofu
• super-size brogurt
• superamplified boom box
• Superdrifter holo-record
• superduperheated metal
• Suppurating Sinner
• sushi doily
• sushi-rolling mat
• sweatband
• swordzall
• Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
• tailbone shield
• tainted icing
• tainted seal's blood
• Tales of Dread
• talkative skull
• tarnished luggage key
• tarnished metal rod
• tarrrnished charrrm bracelet
• tasteful black bowtie
• tattered paper crown
• teflon spatula
• teflon swim fins
• temporary tribal tattoo
• Temps Tempranillo
• tempura air
• tempura avocado
• tempura broccoli
• tempura carrot
• tempura cauliflower
• tempura cucumber
• tempura radish
• Texas tea
• thanksgiving turkey
• The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
• The Big Book of Pirate Insults
• The Emperor's new shirt
• the finger
• The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
• The Grand Poo-Bah trading card
• The Joy of Wassailing (used)
• The Legendary Beat
• The Lost Comb
• The Necbromancer's Hat
• The Necbromancer's Shorts
• The Necbromancer's Stein
• The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
• The Necbronomicon
• The Ring
• The Six-Pack of Pain
• The Snitch's Manifesto
• The Sword in the Steak
• thicksilver ring
• thicksilver spurs
• thin gold wire
• Thwaitgold nit statuette
• thyme jelly donut
• ticksilver ring
• ticksilver spurs
• Time Cape
• Time Cloak
• tin drum
• tin roof (rusted)
• tin snips
• tin tam
• tiny baby scorpion
• tiny ballet slippers
• tiny bindle
• tiny cell phone
• tiny fly glasses
• tiny plastic Crimborgatron
• tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker
• tiny plastic Jarlsberg
• tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf
• tiny sombrero
• tiny top hat and cane
• To Build an Igloo
• toast with sleaze jelly
• toast with spooky jelly
• toast with stench jelly
• toggle switch (Bartend)
• tomato juice of powerful power
• tommy gun
• tongue depressor
• tonguebone
• tonic o' Banderas
• topiary necktie
• topiary tights
• torquoise
• torquoise ring
• tortoboggan shield
• tourmalime tourniquet
• toxic globule
• toxic mop
• toxo
• toy Crimbot mega face
• toy Crimbot rocket legs
• toy sixgun
• training scroll: Shattering Punch
• transparent pants
• Transylvania Sling
• Treads of Loathing
• trench coat
• triad summoning scroll
• triple barreled barrel gun
• troll britches
• trousers of the white knight
• tube of cranberry Go-Goo
• turkish mostaccioli
• turtle wax
• turtle wax greaves
• turtle wax helmet
• turtle wax shield
• turtlemail breeches
• turtlemail hauberk
• tuxedo shirt
• twist of lime
• twitching trigger finger
• ultimate wad
• una poca de gracia
• unappetizing mayolus
• uncapped blue lava bottle
• uncapped red lava bottle
• Uncle Buck
• Uncle Hobo's belt
• Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
• Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
• Uncle Hobo's highest bough
• Underworld truncheon
• undissolvable contact lenses
• uninteresting mayolus
• Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
• Unkillable Skeleton's shield
• Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
• Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
• unrolling pin
• Unspeakable Earring
• unspeakable lozenges
• vampire pearl earring
• vampire pearl necklace
• vampire pearl ring
• Vaso De Agua trading card
• velcro boots
• velcro broadsword
• velcro paddle ball
• velcro shield
• velvet choker
• vertebra of the Bonerdagon
• very hot lunch
• very large caltrop
• vial of baconstone juice
• vial of hamethyst juice
• vial of hot blood
• vial of porquoise juice
• Vicar's Tutu
• vicious spiked collar
• villainous scythe
• vinyl boots
• vinyl shield
• Vivian's Vitamin
• vodka and tonic
• vodka stinger
• VYKEA blood rune
• Wal-Mart nametag
• Wal-Mart snowglobe
• Wand of Oscus
• warbear dress greaves
• warbear dress helmet
• warbear exhaust manifold
• warm El Vibrato drone
• warm fur
• warm gravy
• warm war shawarma
• Warms-Your-Tush
• Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife
• water wings for babies
• waterlogged bootstraps
• wax face
• Wax Flask
• wax hat
• wax pants
• weremoose spit
• whatsit-covered turtle shell
• Whenchamacallit bar
• white balloon
• white blood cells
• White Chocolate Golem Seeds
• white Dreadsylvanian
• Whoompa Fur Pants
• wicksilver ring
• willowy bonnet
• Winifred's whistle
• witch wart
• witch's bra
• Woldo trading card
• wolfman mask
• wolfskull mask
• wood screw
• wooden spoon
• wool sock
• woolen cravat
• wooly loincloth
• Work is a Four Letter Sword
• world's smallest violin
• wrapping paper
• wreath of laurels
• wrench handle
• wristwatch of the white knight
• wumpus-hair bolo
• wumpus-hair loincloth
• wumpus-hair net
• wumpus-hair sweater
• wumpus-hair whip
• wumpus-hair wig
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
• Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
• Xiblaxian residence-cube
• Xiblaxian stealth trousers
• yabba dabba doo rag
• yam candy
• Ye Olde Navy Fleece
• yellow matter custard
• yellow pixel potion
• Young Man's Cargo Load
• Young Man's Crew Sequester
• zen motorcycle
• zombie mariachi hat
• zombie mariachi pants
• Zombo's empty eye
• Zombo's grievous greaves
• Zombo's shield
• Zombo's shoulder blade
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)