Hoonk appears in the following leaderboards:
adorable seal larva
bag of bones
bananagate
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental
baobab sap
Barulio's bottle
belemnite fossil
berries of suffering
bone and arrows
bone crusher
boneana hammock
bonedanna
bonerang
breaded beer
bug paste
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce
chlorophyll paste
Claw of the Infernal Seal
corpsetini
cosmic paste
cranberry schnapps
demonic paste
desktop zen garden
elven hardtack
elven squeeze
fishy paste
fossilized demon skull
fossilized spider skull
fudgecule
Galapagosian Cuisses
giant clay ashtray
glass of warm water
goblin paste
gooey paste
green eggnog
half-empty carton of milk
herbal stuffing
hideous egg
hobo paste
Instant Karma
Interview With You (a Vampire)
Iron Beta of Industry
ironic battle spoon
ironic jogging shorts
ironic knit cap
ironic moustache
ironic oversized sunglasses
Jocko Homo's head
kumquartz
Lederhosen of the Night
linoleum ore
marshmallow flambé
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
Mortimer's nostrum
Nickel Gamma of Frugality
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI
oily paste
packet of orchid seeds
pin-stripe slacks
pink-belly slapper
pirate paste
red gummi ingot
rubber band gun
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags
sticky gloves
strawberyl
string of Crimbo lights
sucker scaffold
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince
The Mariachi's guitar case
The Necbronomicon
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants
Thwaitgold bee statuette
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette
Thwaitgold maggot statuette
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette
tofurkey leg
tourmalime
transporter transponder
Underworld flail
Underworld sapling
Underworld truncheon
unusual disco ball
Volartta's bellbottoms
waterlogged crate
whimpering willow bark
Winifred's whistle
yellow gummi ingot