Do Not_uhm_I told ya appears in the following leaderboards:
actual reality goggles
agua de vida
airblaster gun
ant pick
aquaviolet jub-jub bird
astral mushroom
Bag o' Tricks
bag of GORF
bag of GORP
bag of QWOP
basic meat kilt
basic meat skirt
black candy heart
black-and-blue light
blue suede shoes
bottle of Monsieur Bubble
cardboard crossbow
cardboard wakizashi
carrot juice
carrot nose
cheap studded belt
ChibiBuddy™ (off)
chrome crossbow string
chrome sword hilt
cracker
crazy little Turkish delight
crude crudités
CSA all-purpose soap
cymbal syrup
electronic dulcimer pants
encoder ring
fancy bath salts
flaming cardboard sword
flavored foot massage oil
flypaper staff
foam dart
glass of goat's milk
gob of wet hair
groose grease
haggis socks
home robotics kit
Jarlsberg's pan
joybuzzer
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
magical ice cube with a fly in it
Microplushie: Hippylase
Microplushie: Hipsterine
Microplushie: Raverdrine
Microplushie: Sororitrate
mint-condition magic wand
mood ring
nanorhino credit card
orcish rubber
papaya
paper-plate-mail pants
personal massager
personalized coffee mug
pile of dungeon junk
psychoanalytic jar
quadroculars
radioactive chew toy
ram horns
ram stick
Ram's Face Lager
ram-battering staff
robotronic egg
sea cauliflower
sharpened hubcap
shaving cream
skeleton
stick of dynamite
stick-on eyebrow piercing
tube of hair oil
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup
white Xanadian
woimbook
zen motorcycle