Artie Effham appears in the following leaderboards:

• "DRINK ME" potion
• 1/6th Pound Cake
• 25-meat staff
• 4-d camera
• 4-dimensional guitar
• 7-inch discus
• 8-bit banana
• A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
• a butt tuba
• a cute angel
• A muse-bouche
• Abyssal ember
• actual reality goggles
• adorable seal larva
• aerated diving helmet
• airblaster gun
• airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
• albatross necklace
• Alice's Army Foil Dervish
• Alice's Army Foil Martyr
• Alice's Army Foil Sniper
• all-purpose cleaner
• alpha-mail pants
• amphibious tophat
• ancient calendar fragment
• ancient ice cream scoop
• ancient stone fist
• ancient stone head
• ancient turtle shell
• ancient turtle shell powder
• anemone nematocyst
• anemone sauce
• angel-food cake
• Angelhair Culottes
• Ankh of Badahnkadh
• ant agonist
• ant antidepressant
• ant rake
• ant sickle
• aquaviolet jub-jub bird
• archaeologing shovel
• arm buzzer
• armgun
• Arrrmetia trading card
• Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
• Artist's Spatula of Despair
• Artist's Whisk of Misery
• asbestos apron
• asbestos crossbow
• asbestos crossbow string
• asbestos meat stack
• asbestos stick
• asbestos sword hilt
• ASCII fu manchu
• ASCII shirt
• Asleep in the Cemetery
• attention spanner
• augmented El Vibrato drone
• Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
• automatic catapult
• auxiliary backbone
• baconstone earring
• bad-ass club
• badger badge
• bag of GORF
• bag of GORP
• bag of lard
• bag of many confections
• bagged stuffed "L"
• balloon shield
• balloon sword
• Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental
• Bangyomaman battle juice
• baobab sap
• bar whip
• Baron von Ratsworth's money clip
• barskin cloak
• barskin tent
• bartender skull
• bartender-skull-in-the-box
• Bash-Ōs cereal
• basic meat fez
• basic meat foon
• basic meat helmet
• basic meat kilt
• basic meat pants
• basic meat skirt
• basic meat spork
• basic meat staff
• basic meat sword
• bat hat
• beaver spear
• bed of coals
• beefy fish meat
• beer basted brat
• beer-battered accordion
• beer-soaked mop
• bejeweled accordion strap
• bent scrap metal
• berry-infused sake
• bezoar ring
• Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook
• big bumboozer marble
• big dribbly candle
• big stirring stick
• bigger stick
• bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme
• birthday party jellybean cheesecake
• bishop cookie
• bit of clingfilm
• bitter pill
• black catseye marble
• black cherry soda
• black facepaint
• black kettle drum
• black pudding
• black-and-blue light
• blackberry polite
• Blackfly Chardonnay
• blammer
• blank prescription sheet
• blended frozen swill
• Bling of the New Wave
• Blizzards I Have Died In
• blob of acid
• blob of Alphredo™
• blob of wood glue
• bloody mary
• blue class ring
• blue potion
• blue shell
• blue suede shoes
• bone bons
• bone chips
• bone flute
• Bonestabber
• book of matches
• booty chest charrrm bracelet
• boring spaghetti
• Boris's Helm (askew)
• bottle of alcohol
• bottle of antifreeze
• bottle of limeade
• bottle of melodramamine
• bottle of moontan lotion
• bottle of Mystic Shell
• bottle of Old Pugilist
• bottle of perfume
• bottle of pirate juice
• bottlecap turtle
• bottled swamp gas
• bowl of Bounty-Os
• bowl of fishysoisse
• bowling ball
• box of Familiar Jacks
• box turtle
• box-in-the-box
• boxing glove
• boxing glove on a spring
• boxing-glove-in-a-box
• brains casserole
• brand new key
• brass abacus
• brass crank handle
• brass dorsal fin
• brass gear
• breath mint
• BRICKO airship
• BRICKO bat
• BRICKO brick
• BRICKO bulwark
• BRICKO cathedral
• BRICKO elephant
• BRICKO eye brick
• BRICKO gargantuchicken
• BRICKO hat
• BRICKO octopus
• BRICKO ooze
• BRICKO oyster
• BRICKO pants
• BRICKO pyramid
• BRICKO python
• BRICKO reactor
• BRICKO trunk
• BRICKO turtle
• BRICKO vacuum cleaner
• briny vinegar
• brittle plastic handle
• broken beer bottle
• broken BRICKO brick
• broken carburetor
• broken clock
• broken El Vibrato drone
• brown crock marble
• brown felt tophat
• brown pixel
• bubble bauble bow
• bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
• bubblewrap crossbow
• bubblewrap ore
• bubblewrap staff
• bubblewrap sword
• bucket of honey
• bugbear detector
• Bugbearclaw Donut
• bugged bön±Ã©t
• bugged beanie
• bull blubber
• bumblebee marble
• buoybottoms
• bus pass
• C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button
• C.H.U.M. lantern
• cactus monocle
• caipifruta
• can cannon
• can of black paint
• can of depilatory cream
• can of maces
• can of sardines
• can of starch
• Can-Can skirt
• candied yam pinky ring
• candy skeleton
• cane-mail pants
• cane-mail shirt
• cannonball charrrm bracelet
• carbonated water lily
• cardboard crossbow
• cardboard staff
• cardboard sword
• caret
• carrot cake
• catgut taco
• catskin cap
• celestial au jus
• celestial carrot juice
• celestial olive oil
• censored can label
• centipede eggs
• Cerebral Cloche
• Cerebral Culottes
• chain-mail monokini
• Chalice of the Malkovich Prince
• chamoisole
• chaos popcorn
• charged magnet
• charming flute
• charpuce jub-jub bird
• charrrm bracelet
• cheap Chinese beer
• cheap clip-on ninja tie
• cheap plastic kazoo
• cheap wind-up clock
• chef-in-the-box
• cherry pie
• Chinese curse words
• chisel
• chitinous pod
• chlorine crystal
• chloroform rag
• chocolate box
• chocolate-covered caviar
• Choker of the Ultragoth
• Chorale of Companionship
• chrome crossbow string
• chrome meat stack
• citrus-infused sake
• Clan shower
• Clan VIP Lounge invitation
• Claw of the Infernal Seal
• Climate Colada
• clingfilm cap
• clingfilm slippers
• clingfilm tangle
• clingfilm trousers
• clock-cleaning hammer
• clockwork bartender head
• clockwork chef head
• clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
• clockwork claws
• clockwork clockwise dome
• clockwork counterclockwise dome
• clockwork crossbow
• clockwork detective skull
• clockwork endoskeleton
• clockwork handle
• clockwork hat
• clockwork maid
• clockwork pirate skull
• clockwork rings
• clockwork rod
• clockwork shank
• clockwork sheet
• clockwork spine
• clockwork staff
• clockwork thingamajig
• clockwork widget
• clown wig
• clownskin belt
• clownskin buckler
• clownskin harness
• club of corruption
• club of the five seasons
• club sandwich
• clumsiness bark
• cob of corn
• cocktailcrafting kit
• Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration
• coffee pixie stick
• Coily™
• Colander of Em-er'il
• cold and sour sauce
• cold mashed potatoes
• cold water bottle
• collapsible baton
• Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce
• Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket
• comb jelly
• Comet Drop
• Comet Pop
• comfy coffin
• comfy pillow
• concoction of clumsiness
• congratulatory cake
• cool cat claw
• cool cat elixir
• cool mushroom wine
• Copper Alpha of Sincerity
• copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet
• cordial of concentration
• corpsebite
• correction fluid
• corroded breeches
• corrosive cowl
• corrupt club of corrupt corruption
• corrupt club of corruption
• corrupted data
• corrupted stardust
• Cosmic Calorie
• cotton candy cordial
• cotton candy pinch
• cotton candy plug
• cotton candy skoshe
• cotton candy smidgen
• cozy scimitar
• cracker
• cranberry cordial
• crayon shavings
• cream of pointy mushroom soup
• cream stout
• creamsicle
• creepy voodoo doll
• creepy-ass club
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
• Crimbo candied pecan
• Crimbo fudge
• crimsilion jub-jub bird
• croquet hedgehog
• crossbow string
• crown-shaped beanie
• crude crudités
• crumpled felt fedora
• crusty hula hoop
• crystal decanter
• cup of infinite pencils
• curdflinger
• curmudgel
• cursed bottle of rum
• Cursed Punch
• cursed sea biscuit
• cute bow from beyond the stars
• cyber-mattock
• dangerous jerkcicle
• dark baconstone ring
• das boot
• decaying wooden oar
• decaying wooden paddle
• decomposed boot
• delicious comfit?
• delicious swamp muck
• demon buckler
• demon whip
• demonskin jacket
• dense meat crossbow
• dense meat staff
• dense meat sword
• dented harmonica
• dented spoon
• depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• depleted uranium seal figurine
• detective skull
• deviled egg
• dew yoana lei
• dew yoana salacious lei
• diabolical crossbow
• diamond-studded fronts
• Diet Cloaca Cola
• digital key lime pie
• digital underground potion
• dilapidated wizard hat
• dinner roll
• dire fudgesicle
• Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog
• divine champagne flute
• divine cracker
• DNOTC Box
• Dogsgotnonoz pills
• dollar sign
• dolphin whistle
• double-ice gum
• dragon snaps
• dragonfish caviar
• dripping meat crossbow
• dripping meat staff
• drone self-destruct chip
• dry cleaning receipt
• dubious peppermint
• duct tape buckler
• duct tape dockers
• duct tape fedora
• duct tape sword
• dueling turtle
• Dungeon Fist gauntlet
• dusty animal skull
• dusty eighth caudal vertebra
• dusty fifth lumbar vertebra
• dusty first caudal vertebra
• dusty first cervical vertebra
• dusty first thoracic vertebra
• dusty fourth cervical vertebra
• dusty fourth lumbar vertebra
• dusty fourth thoracic vertebra
• dusty left clavicle
• dusty left eighth rib
• dusty left eleventh rib
• dusty left first rear claw
• dusty left humerus
• dusty left second front claw
• dusty left seventh rib
• dusty left third front claw
• dusty left third rib
• dusty ninth caudal vertebra
• dusty ninth thoracic vertebra
• dusty right femur
• dusty right fifth rib
• dusty right first rib
• dusty right fourth front claw
• dusty right fourth rib
• dusty right humerus
• dusty right scapula
• dusty right second rear claw
• dusty right second rib
• dusty right seventh rib
• dusty right tenth rib
• dusty right third front claw
• dusty right third rear claw
• dusty right third rib
• dusty right ulna
• dusty second lumbar vertebra
• dusty second thoracic vertebra
• dusty seventh thoracic vertebra
• dusty sixth lumbar vertebra
• dusty sixth thoracic vertebra
• dusty third caudal vertebra
• dusty third lumbar vertebra
• dusty third thoracic vertebra
• dwarvish magazine
• dwarvish war kilt
• dwarvish war mattock
• Dyspepsi-Cola helmet
• Eau de Guaneau
• eel sauce
• eel skin
• eelskin hat
• eelskin shield
• effluvious emerald
• eggman noodles
• El Vibrato drone
• El Vibrato energy spear
• El Vibrato helmet
• El Vibrato leg guards
• El Vibrato Megadrone
• El Vibrato power sphere
• El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)
• El Vibrato translator
• El Vibrato trapezoid
• electric crutch
• elephant stinger
• Ellsbury's journal (used)
• Ellsbury's skull
• Elmley shades
• Elvish delight
• empty agua de vida bottle
• En Una Fila Tequila
• enchanted barbell
• enchanted handwarmer
• enchanted muesli
• epic wad
• eraser nubbin
• essential cameraderie
• essential soy
• essential tofu
• Everlasting Deckswabber
• evil-ass club
• exactly-three-shaped box
• exotic orchid
• expensive cigar
• extra-greasy slider
• extra-heavy BRICKO brick
• extra-large palm-frond toupee
• extra-strength rubber bands
• eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest
• eXtreme meat crossbow
• eXtreme meat staff
• eXtreme meat sword
• eye 'n' horn shampoo
• eye of the Tiger-lily
• eyedrops of the ocelot
• fairy-worn boots
• false eyelashes
• Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium
• fancy beef jerky
• fancy black tie
• fancy blue potion
• fancy canapés
• fancy tin beer can
• fancy tophat
• fancy tuxedo pants
• farfalle bow tie
• fat wallet
• FDKOL tattoo
• fetid feather
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy
• figurine of a cold seal
• figurine of a cute baby seal
• figurine of a shadowy seal
• figurine of a sleek seal
• figurine of a wretched-looking seal
• figurine of an ancient seal
• figurine of an armored seal
• filigreed hamethyst earring
• filigreed hamethyst necklace
• filigreed hamethyst ring
• fin-bit wax
• fine aged cheddarwurst
• finger cuffs
• finger cymbals
• fireball
• fish bazooka
• fish juice box
• fish stick cozy
• fishy fish lasagna
• fist turkey outline
• flamin' bindle
• flaming cardboard sword
• flaming feather
• Flaming Knob
• Flaming Mohobo
• flaming sword
• Flan in the Moon
• flange
• flask of embalming fluid
• flask of Gnomochloric acid
• flask of porquoise juice
• flirtatious feather
• floaty gravel
• floaty sand
• floorboard cruft
• fluorescent lightbulb
• flypaper staff
• flytrap bezoar
• flytrap pellet
• Fog Murderer
• foggy glass globe
• folder (blue)
• folder (green)
• folder (red)
• folder (Seawolf)
• folder (smiley face)
• folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
• foon of fearfulness
• foon of fleshiness
• foon of foulness
• foon of frigidity
• foon of fulmination
• forest spirit rattle
• fossilized demon skull
• fossilized spider skull
• fossilized spike
• Frankly Mr. Shank
• frayed rope belt
• frightful feather
• frigid hankyū
• frigid-ass club
• frilly shirt
• Frogade
• Fromage Pinotage
• frost-rimed seal hide
• frozen danish
• frozen seal spine
• fruitfilm
• fruity girl swill
• Fu Manchu Wax
• fudge cube
• Fudgie Roll
• full lava bottle
• full meat tank
• fumble formula
• funky junk key
• furniture dolly
• furry green earmuffs
• Game Grid token
• gamer slurry
• ganger bandana
• gauze hammock
• gauze shorts
• Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire
• Gearhead Goo
• generic mana potion
• generic restorative potion
• ghostly pickling solution
• giant artisanal rice peeler
• giant cactus quill
• giant cheesestick
• giant clay ashtray
• giant diamond ring
• giant discarded torn-up glove
• giant fishhook
• giant gym membership card
• giant heirloom grape tomato
• giant jar of protein powder
• giant penguin keychain
• giant safety pin
• giant turkey leg
• gibson
• gilded BRICKO brick
• gilded lily
• gill rings
• gin and tonic
• gin-soaked blotter paper
• gingham blouse
• glass of warm water
• glimmering buzzard feather
• glimmering great tit feather
• glimmering penguin feather
• glimmering phoenix feather
• glimmering raven feather
• glimmering roc feather
• glistening fish meat
• glob of Blank-Out
• glowing El Vibrato drone
• glowing esca
• glowing syringe
• gnashing teeth
• gnat lasagna
• gnatloaf
• gnauga hide buckler
• gnauga hide chaps
• gnauga hide kilt
• gnauga hide vest
• gnoll-tooth necklace
• Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer
• goat cheese taco
• goblin autoblowgun
• goblin hunting spear
• gold toothbrush
• googly-ball hat
• googly-star hat
• goulauncher
• government
• grandfather watch
• grass blade
• grass clippings
• grass hat
• grass whistle
• grassy cutlass
• green clay bead
• green cloth cap
• green pixel potion
• grisly shell fragment
• grisly shield
• groovy prism necklace
• grouper fangirl
• grumpy old man charrrm bracelet
• grungy flannel shirt
• guancertina
• guard turtle shell
• gunpowder burrito
• Gygaxian Libram
• hairy staff
• half-baked potion
• half-height unicycle
• half-rotten brain
• halfberd
• hamethyst bracelet
• hamethyst earring
• hammerus
• hand-carved bokken
• hand-carved staff
• handful of bees
• handful of crafty noodles
• handful of Crotchety Pine needles
• handful of numbers
• handful of sawdust
• handful of Smithereens
• handyman "hand soap"
• Hatorade
• heavy hot sauce
• heavy leather-bound tome
• heavy necklace chain
• hedgeturtle
• hellion cube
• hellseal claw
• helm of the white knight
• helmet recipe
• henna face paint
• high-calorie sugar substitute
• high-pressure seltzer bottle
• hippo skin buckler
• hippo tutu
• hippopotamus skirt
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
• hobo fortress blueprints
• holistic headache remedy
• Hollandaise helmet
• homemade robot gear
• homeopathic healing powder
• honey-dew
• honeybritches
• honeycap
• honeypot
• hopping socks
• hors d'oeuvre tray
• hot and sour sauce
• hot cross bow
• hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa
• hot plate
• hot-ass club
• house of twigs and spit
• hovering sombrero
• huge pumpkin
• Huggler Radio
• Humanitini
• humming El Vibrato drone
• Hundred Headed IPA
• Hunger™ Sauce
• ice skate doll
• Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
• Ice-Cold Beerring
• Illuminati earpiece
• imbued seal-blubber candle
• imitation crab crate
• imitation crab meat
• imitation crab zoea
• imitation whetstone
• immense ballet shoes
• imp unity ring
• infernal fife
• infernal toilet brush
• inflatable baseball bat
• ingot of seal-iron
• inky squid sauce
• Inndya trading card
• innuendo
• insane tophat
• insanely spicy jumping bean burrito
• insulting hat
• interesting-looking twig
• Interview With You (a Vampire)
• intricate clockwork cuckoo
• intricate clockwork egg
• intricate clockwork numeral IX
• intricate clockwork numeral VII
• intricate clockwork numeral VIII
• intricate clockwork numeral X
• intricate clockwork numeral XII
• intriguing puzzle box
• ironic battle spoon
• ironic jogging shorts
• ironic knit cap
• ironic mint
• ironic moustache
• ironic oversized sunglasses
• irradiated pet snacks
• ittah bittah hookah
• ivory cue ball
• jam band
• jamfish jam
• janglin' bones
• jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade
• jar of fermented pickle juice
• Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
• jellyfish gel
• jewelry-making pliers
• jigsaw blade
• jitterbug larva
• Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet
• jug of baconstone juice
• jug of Gnomochloric acid
• jug of hamethyst juice
• jug of porquoise juice
• jungle drum
• junk band
• junk food
• junk-mail shirt
• Kentucky-fried meat staff
• Kentucky-fried meat sword
• Kevlar balloon
• kickback cookbook
• Kissin' Cousins
• Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card
• knight cookie
• Knob Goblin learning pill
• Knob Goblin perfume
• Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
• Knob pasty
• Knob sausage stir-fry
• Knob shroomkabob
• knobby helmet turtle
• knobby kneepads
• Knoll stir-fry
• kobold kibble
• Krakrox's Loincloth
• ladle of mystery
• large cocoa eggshell fragment
• Lars the Cyberian
• lawn dart
• lawnmower blade
• Lazybones™ recliner
• lead yo-yo
• leather bookmark
• leechknife
• left bear arm
• left parenthesis
• letterman's jacket
• Li'l Businessman Kit
• liar's pants
• libation of liveliness
• licorice boa
• linoleum crossbow string
• linoleum meat stack
• linoleum staff
• linoleum stick
• linoleum sword hilt
• liquid ice pack
• Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
• little parachute guy
• Little Red Book
• little wooden mannequin
• live nautical mine
• loadstone
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion moondial
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• Lobster qua Grill
• logging hatchet
• long pork casserole
• long pork chop sandwiches
• long pork lasagna
• long-forgotten necklace
• longhaired hippy wig
• loose purse strings
• lotion of spookiness
• lotion of stench
• lowercase a
• lucky cat collar
• lumbering jack
• lump of diamond
• lunar isotope
• lychee chuhai
• Mace of the Tortoise
• machetito
• magic whistle
• magnolia blossom
• makeshift cape
• mana curds
• mandarina colada with a fly in it
• manly bloomers
• mannequin leg
• Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
• mariachi hat
• marinara jug
• Mark I Steam-Hat
• Mark III Steam-Hat
• Mark IV Steam-Hat
• Mark of the Ghost
• Mark of the Vampire
• Mark of the Werewolf
• Mark V Steam-Hat
• marshmallow flambé
• mass of wriggling tentacles
• Maxing, Relaxing
• mayfly bait necklace
• meat face
• meat golem
• meat paste
• meat shield
• Meat Tenderizer is Murder
• meatcar model
• meatspout staff
• Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince
• medium slimy cyst
• melon-infused sake
• memory of a C
• memory of a CA base pair
• memory of a CG base pair
• memory of a CT base pair
• memory of a GT base pair
• memory of a T
• memory of an AG base pair
• memory of an AT base pair
• memory of some delicious amino acids
• Mer-kin breastplate
• Mer-kin bunwig
• Mer-kin digpick
• Mer-kin dodgeball
• Mer-kin dragbelt
• Mer-kin dragnet
• Mer-kin eyeglasses
• Mer-kin fastjuice
• Mer-kin finpaddle
• Mer-kin foodbucket
• Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
• Mer-kin hallpass
• Mer-kin headguard
• Mer-kin hookspear
• Mer-kin killscroll
• Mer-kin prayerbeads
• Mer-kin ragejuice
• Mer-kin rocksalt
• Mer-kin roundshield
• Mer-kin saltsquid
• Mer-kin sawdust
• Mer-kin sneakmask
• Mer-kin switchblade
• Mer-kin takebag
• Mer-kin waistrope
• Mer-kin weaksauce
• Mer-kin worktea
• mermaid's purse
• metal mandible
• metallic foil bow
• metallic foil cat ears
• metallic foil radar dish
• Meteoid ice beam
• mimosette
• miner's helmet
• miner's pants
• mini-zeppelin
• miniature pruning shears
• miniature tophat
• Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
• Missing Eye Simulation Device
• missing wine
• moist sack
• moist sailor's cap
• mole molé
• monster pants
• moonberry wine cooler
• Moonshine Mohobo
• Moonthril Schnapps
• Morlock's Mark Bourbon
• Morto Moreto
• mother's secret recipe
• moustache sock
• moxie magnet
• Mr. Balloon
• MSG
• muculent machete
• Mudflap-Girl Earring
• Mudflap-Girl Ring
• mummy mask
• Muschat
• mysterious chemical residue
• mysterious present
• mysterious silver lapel pin
• nanorhino credit card
• Nardz energy beverage
• nasty rat mask
• nasty-ass club
• natto pocky
• natto-infused sake
• New Cloaca-Cola
• Newbiesport™ tent
• ninja carabiner
• ninja rope
• non-Euclidean non-accordion
• Northern pemmican
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V
• Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI
• nothing-in-the-box
• nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box
• novelty tattoo sleeves
• nugget of sodium
• O'RLY manual
• odor extractor
• office-supply crossbow
• Oh, the Humanitini
• oil cap
• oil lamp
• oil of expertise
• Oil of Parrrlay
• oil of stability
• oil pan
• oil slacks
• Okee-Dokee soda
• old candy wrapper
• old school flying disc
• old school Mafia knicke½æ
• old soft shoes
• old sweatpants
• old-school flying disc
• olive stir-fry
• open sauce
• orange leather lanyard
• orange peel hat
• orange snowcone
• ornate ancient cursed key
• Osk'r Chow
• out-of-tune biwa
• overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
• overclocked avian microprocessor
• overcookie
• oversized snowflake
• pacification grenade
• packet of orchid seeds
• packet of pumpkin seeds
• padded tortoise
• Pain Dip
• painful penne pasta
• painted shield
• pair of pearidot earrings
• pair of twitching claws
• palm-frond capris
• palm-frond fan
• palm-frond net
• palm-frond whip
• panty raider camouflage
• paper-plate-mail pants
• paperclip cape
• paperclip pants
• paperclip sproinger
• paperclip turban
• paperclip-on tie
• papier-mâché glob
• papier-mâchéte
• papier-mâchaeranthera
• papier-mâchine gun
• papier-masque
• papier-mitre
• papier-mochi
• papotion of papower
• paranormal ricotta
• parasitic claw
• parasitic strangleworm
• Pasta of Peril
• pasta spoon
• pat of butter
• pat-a-cake pendant
• pawn cookie
• PB&BP
• peach
• peach lozenge
• peanut sauce
• pear lozenge
• pebblebräu
• pec oil
• pencil kunai
• penguin-smacking club
• penguinskin mini-kilt
• pentacorn hat
• pentatonic accordion
• peppermint parasol
• peppermint patty
• peppermint rhino baby
• peppermint twist
• percent sign
• pernicious cudgel
• perpendicular guano
• pestoblade
• pet anemone
• ph balancer
• phase-tuned shield generator belt
• phial of coldness
• phial of hotness
• phial of spookiness
• phial of stench
• pickelhaube
• pig-iron shinguards
• pimpin' meat hat
• pink clay bead
• pink pinkslip slip
• pipe wrench
• piping organ pie
• pirate brochure
• pirate cream pie
• pirate pamphlet
• pirate skull
• pirate tract
• pixel boomerang
• pixel chain whip
• pixel energy tank
• pixel grappling hook
• pixel holy water
• pixel orb
• pixel pill
• pixel whip
• pixellated moneybag
• plastic bib
• plastic guitar
• plastic spider ring
• plum lozenge
• plush alielf
• plush dogcat
• plush hamsterpus
• pocket lint (blue)
• pocket lint (green)
• pocket lint (orange)
• pocket lint (white)
• pog #01 (spider)
• pog #02 (Knob goblin)
• pog #05 (ninja snowman)
• pog #09 (pirate)
• pog #10 (hobo)
• pointed stick
• Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip
• poodle skirt
• pool of liquid metal
• popcorn
• porquoise eyebrow ring
• porquoise ring
• portable motorcycle
• post-holiday sale coupon
• potent potion of potency
• potion of animal rage
• potion of potency
• potion of punctual companionship
• potion of temporary gr8tness
• pottery club
• pottery hat
• pottery shield
• pottery training pants
• pottery yo-yo
• poutine pole
• powdered donut
• powdered sealbone
• powdered wig
• pr0n taco
• precious piercing post
• pregnant gloomy black mushroom
• pregnant mushroom
• pressurized potion of perception
• pressurized potion of perspicacity
• pressurized potion of pneumaticity
• pressurized potion of proficiency
• pressurized potion of puissance
• pressurized potion of pulchritude
• Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit
• projectile icemaker
• protein paste
• psychedelic bubble wand
• puff of smoke
• pulled porquoise earring
• pulled porquoise pendant
• pumpkin bomb
• pumpkin juice
• pumpkin pie
• purple clay bead
• Putrid Pendant
• PVC staff
• pygmy blowgun
• pygmy concertinette
• pygmy dart
• pygmy nose-bone
• pygmy papers
• pygmy pygment
• pygmy spear
• quadroculars
• quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments
• Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit
• radioactive chew toy
• rainbow bomb
• rainbow crossbow
• raisin
• Ralph IX cognac
• raspberry beret
• rat appendix
• rat head balloon
• rat tooth polish
• ratskin belt
• rattlesnake enrager
• Really Expensive Jewelry and You
• really thick bandage
• recording of Chorale of Companionship
• recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
• recording of Elron's Explosive Etude
• recording of Prelude of Precision
• red class ring
• red striped oyster egg
• red velvet cake
• red wagon
• reflection of a map
• rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
• reinforced furry underpants
• repaired El Vibrato drone
• repeating crossbow
• respected companion biscuit
• rhinoceros horn
• ribcage rollcage
• rickety old unicycle
• right bear arm
• ring of adornment
• ring of gain strength
• ring of increase damage
• ring setting
• robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.
• robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.
• robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.
• robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.
• robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
• rockin' wagon
• rocky road ice cream
• Rogue Windmill Rouge
• roll of Hob-Os
• rolling pin
• rook cookie
• rope with some soap on it
• round blue bomb
• rubber axe
• rum barrel charrrm
• rum barrel charrrm bracelet
• rusty broken diving helmet
• rusty diving helmet
• rusty metal greaves
• rusty old lantern
• rusty porthole
• rusty speargun
• rusty staff
• rusty valve wheel
• S.A.V.E. flyer
• S.T.L.T.
• sack lunch
• safety vest
• salacious lychee chuhai
• salacious screwdiver
• salamander slurry
• salinated mint julep
• Salsa de las Epocas
• salt water taffy
• samurai turtle
• samurai turtle helmet
• sand dollar
• sandcastle
• sandpaper
• sauce of the ages
• sausage wonton
• savory crossbow
• savory sword
• scale-mail underwear
• scary death orb
• Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince
• school spirit socket set
• scintillating powder
• scrap of shadow
• scrap of sticky paper
• scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker
• scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker
• scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker
• scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker
• screwdiver
• scrunchie tourniquet
• sea avocado
• sea blueberry
• sea broccoli
• sea cape
• sea carrot
• sea cauliflower
• sea chaps
• sea cowboy hat
• sea cucumber
• sea grease
• sea leather
• sea lychee
• sea mantle
• sea persimmon
• sea radish
• sea salt scrubs
• sea shawl
• sea tangelo
• seal-blubber candle
• seal-brain elixir
• seal-skull helmet
• seal-toothed rock
• sealhide belt
• sealhide buckler
• sealhide cloak
• sealhide gloves
• sealhide hood
• sealhide moccasins
• sealhide snare
• sealhide whip
• sebaceous shield
• secret mummy herbs and spices
• security blankie
• seegar butt
• Sensual Massage for Creeps
• sequined fez
• severed flipper
• shadowy seal eye
• shaking skull
• sham champagne
• shark cartilage
• shark jumper
• shark tooth
• shark tooth necklace
• shimmering tendrils
• shin gourds
• shining goblet
• shiny gold fronts
• shiny tribal beads
• shirt kit
• Shivering Chèvre
• shoo-fish pie
• Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
• short calculator
• shot of peach schnapps
• shot of pear schnapps
• silver cheese-slicer
• silver paté knife
• silver salt-shaker
• silver tongue charrrm bracelet
• simple ancient cursed key
• sinewy crossbow string
• Single Alice's Army Foil
• single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
• single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• single-serving herbal stuffing
• sinister demon mask
• six-rainbow shield
• sizzling seal fat
• skate blade
• skate board
• skate skin
• skeletal banana
• skeletal scabbard
• skeleton skis
• Skully's hot chocolate
• slab of sponge
• slap and slap again
• sleazy and sour sauce
• sleazy bindle
• sleazy fairy gravy
• sleep mask
• slice of pizza
• slick fish meat
• slide rule
• slightly peevedbow
• slightly thicker filthy rags
• slime convention flyers
• slime convention t-shirt
• slime stack
• slime-covered club
• slime-covered compass
• slime-covered greaves
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered speargun
• slimy chest
• Small Medium
• smashed danish
• smoking talon
• smoldering staff
• snailmail breeches
• snailmail coif
• snailmail hauberk
• snapdragon pistil
• snow berries
• snow cleats
• sock garters
• software glitch
• soggy wofl t-shirt
• solid baconstone earring
• solid state loom
• soup-chucks
• souvenir ski t-shirt
• soyburger juice
• soylent staff
• Space Trip safety headphones
• spaghetti con calaveras
• spaghetti cult mask
• spaghetti cult rosary
• Spaghetti with Moonballs
• spaghetti with rock-balls
• spangly mariachi vest
• spangly unitard
• sparking El Vibrato drone
• special sauce glove
• spectral axe
• spicy jumping bean burrito
• spiky turtle helmet
• spiky turtle shield
• sponge cake
• sponge helmet
• spongy shield
• spooky and sour sauce
• spoon!
• spray paint
• square sponge pants
• Squat-Thrust Magazine
• Staff of Holiday Sensations
• Staff of Queso Escusado
• Staff of the Black Kettle
• Staff of the Cozy Fish
• Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
• Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
• Staff of the Teapot Tempest
• Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
• staph of homophones
• star key lime
• star key lime pie
• star spatula
• starchy crossbow
• starchy staff
• steel sword
• stench and sour sauce
• sterno-flavored Hob-O
• stick-on gnome beard
• stick-on mini solar panels
• sticky meat kilt
• sticky meat skirt
• stinky cheese sword
• stinky cheese wheel
• stolen meatpouch
• stomach turnover
• stone turtle
• strawberyl necklace
• streetfighting champion's belt
• string of dingle balls
• stuffed carpenter
• stuffed caterpillar
• stuffed club
• stuffed pocketwatch
• stuffed porpoise
• stuffed walrus
• sturdy sword hilt
• styrofoam sword
• sucker scaffold
• suede shortsword
• sugar cherry
• Sugar Cog
• sugar shank
• sugar sheet
• sugar shield
• sugar shillelagh
• sugar shirt
• sugar shorts
• sugar shotgun
• sun-dried tofu
• superduperball
• superheated fudge
• surgical apron
• sushi doily
• sushi-rolling mat
• sweet rims
• Sword of the Brouhaha Prince
• tainted seal's blood
• Tales from the Fireside
• Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
• tarnished metal ring
• tarnished metal rod
• tarrrnish charrrm
• tarrrnished charrrm bracelet
• tasteful black bow tie
• tasteful black bowtie
• tasty louse
• Tears of the Quiet Healer
• teddy borg sewing kit
• teflon ore
• teflon shield
• teflon spatula
• teflon swim fins
• temporary teardrop tattoo
• temporary tribal tattoo
• tempura carrot
• tempura cucumber
• tequila sunset
• The Art of Slapfighting (used)
• The Bomb
• The Confiscator's Grimoire
• The Groose in the Hoose
• The Joy of Wassailing (used)
• the kindest cold cut
• The Kloop in the Coop
• The Landscaper's leafblower
• The Legendary Beat
• The Lost Comb
• The Lost Pill Bottle
• third-hand lantern
• Thor's Pliers
• Thorny Toad trading card
• thought balloon
• throbbing organ pie
• throwing wrench
• Thwaitgold butterfly statuette
• Tiger-lily's milk
• tiny ballet slippers
• tiny balloon knife
• tiny black hole
• tiny cell phone
• tiny do-rag
• tiny fly glasses
• tiny goth giant
• tiny nose-bone fetish
• tiny top hat and cane
• tobiko-infused sake
• tofu stir-fry
• tofu wonton
• tofurkey leg
• tofurkey nugget
• torquoise
• torquoise ring
• tortoboggan
• tortoboggan shield
• toy accordion
• toy six-seater hovercraft
• toy taijijian
• Travels with Jerry
• Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
• trousers of the white knight
• trout fang
• troutpiece
• tube of cranberry Go-Goo
• tube of dread wax
• tube sock
• tuning fork
• turtle wax greaves
• turtle wax helmet
• turtle wax shield
• turtlemail breeches
• turtlemail hauberk
• turtling rod
• tuxedo shirt
• twist of lime
• twisted piece of wire
• twisted-up wet towel
• two-handed depthsword
• Typical Tavern swill
• Ultracolor™ shirt
• Uncle Romulus (used)
• underwater slingshot
• undissolvable contact lenses
• unemployed hunchbacked minion
• unfinished ice sculpture
• unrolling pin
• unspeakable lozenges
• unstable quark
• unusual disco ball
• Ur-Donut
• used beer
• vampire chowder
• vampire pearl earring
• vampire pearl necklace
• vampire pearl ring
• Van der Graaf helmet
• Vaso De Agua trading card
• velcro boots
• velcro broadsword
• velcro ore
• velcro paddle ball
• velcro shield
• vial of baconstone juice
• vial of Gnomochloric acid
• vial of hamethyst juice
• vial of holy water
• vial of porquoise juice
• Vicar's Tutu
• villainous scythe
• vinyl boots
• vinyl ore
• vinyl shield
• Vivian's Vitamin
• vodka and tonic
• vodka gibson
• votive candle
• warbear accoutrements chunk
• warbear battery
• warbear blizzard mead
• warbear electro-spiked helm
• warbear feasting bread
• warbear thermoregulator bread
• warbear trouser fragment
• warbear warrior bread
• warm El Vibrato drone
• wasabi-infused sake
• waterlogged bootstraps
• waterlogged crate
• wax hat
• wax pants
• weegee sqouija
• weighted paperclip chain
• weremoose spit
• wet stew
• Whenchamacallit bar
• whimpering willow bark
• whiskey bittersweet
• White Chocolate Golem Seeds
• white class ring
• White Hyborian
• white picket fence
• white Xanadian
• whole turkey leg
• wiffle-flail
• willowy bonnet
• Winifred's whistle
• witch wart
• wok lobster
• wood screw
• wooden figurine
• wooden salad bowl
• wool sock
• world's smallest violin
• wreath of laurels
• wriggling severed nose
• wriggling tentacle
• wumpus-hair bolo
• wumpus-hair net
• wumpus-hair whip
• wumpus-hair wig
• X-37 gun
• yak anorak
• Yakisoba's hat
• yakskin skirt
• Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
• ye olde golde frontes
• Ye Olde Meade
• Ye Olde Medieval Insult
• Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
• yellow matter custard
• yellow plastic hard hat
• yummy death watch beetle
• zen motorcycle
• Zim Merman's guitar
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)