Archham appears in the following leaderboards:

• Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
• Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
• aerated diving helmet
• Agent Corrigan's cigarette
• Ass-Stompers of Violence
• Barney's rake
• Baron von Ratsworth's monocle
• Belt of Loathing
• black forest ham
• Boss Bat britches
• bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
• Brand of Violence
• Brimstone Brooch
• Brimstone Bunker
• Brogre bucket hat
• bugbear detector
• Cape of the Goblin King
• carbonite visor
• chamoisole
• Codpiece of the Goblin King
• comfy blanket
• cosmic bucket
• crimbo elfling
• crushed steamer trunk
• decanter of fine Scotch
• Drunkula's ring of haze
• Drunkula's silky pants
• dwarvish war helmet
• easter egg balloon
• eternal car battery
• expensive cigar
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• facsimile dictionary
• folder (KOLHS)
• Frosty's frosty mug
• fustulent seal grulch
• General Assembly Module
• ghost pencil
• Great Wolf's right paw
• green eggnog
• green hamhock
• guy made of bee pollen
• hardened slime belt
• hardened slime hat
• hardened slime pants
• Heimandatz's heart
• HOA citation pad
• Hodgman's imaginary hamster
• hypnodisk
• iced-out bling
• Instant Karma
• Jodhpurs of Violence
• Lens of Violence
• limburger biker boots
• Loathing Legion moondial
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• makeshift castanets
• Mayor Ghost's sash
• Mer-kin darkbook
• midget clownfish
• mushroom fermenting solution
• mysterious silver lapel pin
• ninja pirate zombie robot
• Pantaloons of Hatred
• picky tweezers
• pig-iron bracers
• pig-iron helm
• pig-iron shinguards
• Pigsticker of Violence
• plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• Pokëmann figurine: Frank
• porcelain police baton
• pork elf goodies sack
• present
• Quiets-Your-Steps
• secret from the future
• shaking skull
• silicon-infused gluteal shield
• silver cow creamer
• slippery when wet shield
• small slimy cyst
• Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
• Staff of Simmering Hatred
• stainless steel scarf
• stainless steel skullcap
• stainless steel slacks
• stainless steel solitaire
• Stick-Knife of Loathing
• The Legendary Beat
• The Necbromancer's Shorts
• tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
• toxic mop
• trench lighter
• Unkillable Skeleton's shield
• vertebra of the Bonerdagon
• voodoo snuff
• water-polo cap
• water-polo mitt
• wax lips
• wolf whistle
• wrapping paper
• your own black heart
• Zombo's empty eye